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Black History Month Skintone Super Bowl

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

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For those of you scoring at home please tally another point onto the WannaBe team’s scorecard.

KAREEM LIVES THE DREAM…

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

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Kareem the groundhog gives up the MLK Day nightclub recap.

Two words: Heee and larious.

The Real War On Women Continues…

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

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And all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

The Black blogosphere a/k/a Jigs In Space have been thrashing about recently all because the gossip site BOSSIP gave a ‘Ho Sit Down’ to MAYA ANGELOU. I love me some MAYA ANGELOU, but she can get a ‘Ho Sit Down’ just like OPRAH can and even [gasp] RUBY DEE. Everyone can get it if they get caught slipping. This is the law of los internetos.

They should have never gave you niggers computers. What About Our Daughters has found their next Jena 6 moment by waging an all out war against BOSSIP. It was going to come to this eventually since What About Our Daughters is on some sensitive lesbian shit most times. I just thank GOD they haven’t targeted me for my disparaging drops on ALICIA KEYS.

So while people are still caught up with the war of words and phrases the real war on women rages onward unobstructed. Has anyone other than Dart Adams heard about the story of this teenager AMBER ABREU (no BOBBY)?

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AMBER ABREU – Arrested for inducing self-abortion
AMBER was questioned by Department of Social Services investigators who learned that she ingested some ulcer medication to induce a miscarriage. What happened instead is that she ended up delivering her baby stillborn. The government is looking at charging her with homicide now and not just the crazy crime of inducing an illegal miscarriage. I suppose there is a way to induce a legal miscarriage, but that requires a plane ticket to Europe or some shit.

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Too bad for AMBER that her mother was an immigrante and not JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS’ mother LYNN. The pop princesses mom has agreed to raise JAMIE-LYNN’s child so that JAMIE-LYNN might return to Hollywood to pursue her career as the wigbrusher to her elder sister BRITNEY’s trainwreckery.

The moral to this story is that woman STILL do not have the information or advocacy when it comes to their reproductive rights. The story of AMBER ABREU is more proof that my wife and I will be using a midwife when she gives birth to our kids. Hospitals are fucked the fuck up as it is without those fools switching babies and trying to get people to submit to RFID implants under their newborn’s skin.

So you think that a woman president is going to stem the tide of America’s anti-matriarchal legacy when her operatives are busy using racist undercurrents to curry support? Sounds to me like you need to wear the ‘Ho Sit Down’ trucker hat.

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Can’t Vote Me Nothing by MAXINE

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

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Editor’s note: MAXINE explains that we shouldn’t hate the delegates, we should hate the game.

February 5, 2008 will be the largest primary election day in history. More people will vote, caucus and talk political rhetoric bullshit on this day than in any other day in the history of this Republic, I mean, the history of this Democracy. 52 percent of Democratic delegates are at stake, with 41 percent on the Republican side. 24 states will participate in “Super Tuesday” and will likely tell the story and set the tone of following state primaries.

Purple states, meaning those states that hold primaries for both parties, make up the majority of those participating and also hold the most delegates. See, delegates are what really matter, a candidate can win caucuses and primaries all day but if those states don’t have any delegates, it doesn’t matter. Delegates go to the Convention, and delegates cast the
votes the votes get the nominations.

Florida, along with Michigan was recently stripped of its Democratic delegates by the DNC because of disagreements over the date of the state primary, thus making any Democratic wins in each state in name only.

Super Tuesday can make or break the ass of any candidate in either party, some of history’s most popular candidates owe the watersheds of success to the first Tuesday in the earliest month of the election year. Bill Clinton got his Phoenix [No Roc-a-fella Records] on in 1992 when he rose from the ash to claim several key southern primary states, and their delegates. Clinton later of course, went on to win the Democratic nomination and later the presidency. Bob Dole experienced this same swell of support in his Republican bid in 1996.

With all the hoopla surrounding the 2008 primaries, let’s focus on the numbers but also the states and the amount of weight each carries. For example Georgia has approximately 102 delegates, New York has 232 democratic delegates, Illinois has 135 and California has a whopping 370 delegates. Now obviously all 370 delegates in Cali don’t count, matter, or even exist but the point is to make people believe their significance with out any evidence, nothing new. While GA, has the least delegates of the states listed, it still carries considerable weight in the bigger picture.

Corporations, businesses, drug operations, and even the rap world are all representations of this delegation system created by the United States. At the end of the day it’s a caste system based on street credibility.

Make sense?

We clarify by asking the question of quantity or quality? Sure, New York has 232 delegates up for grabs, but how far does that number stretch? For example, how many NY rappers can you think of that have collaborated with rappers from Georgia? Go!

  • 1. Welcome to Atlanta-remix (Puffy and Jermaine Dupri)
  • 2. Money ain’t a thang-(Jermaine Dupri and Jay-Z)
  • 3. Walk it out remix-Jim Jones and what’s his name?
  • I could think of more but those were the first three that popped in my head, and as often when asked to make a list, I think from best to worst.

    One more?

    Illinois is carrying heavy weight, based on the history of political strife (I mentioned JFK in an earlier drop) and the level of creativity to come out of the Chi alone. Go!

  • 1. Kanye
  • 2. Common
  • 3. R.Kelly
  • 4. Lupe Fiasco
  • Are you getting the point? Illinois comes out strong immediately, Jay-Z (NY connection) to Kanye, Ye’ to Common, and Lupe Fiasco, etc. Now some places get serious rotation based on one or two people alone. Example, Ohio has Lebron James (Jay-Z connect) making James what we’d call a Super Delegate, heavy in stature and name but light on previously un-needed collaborations.

    Kind of like cross multiplication, this theory can be used to figure out who is coming out the strongest amongst the Democrats on Super Tuesday. For the dems we know it’s coming down to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, turning this into Chicago vs. New York. Cross delegation homie! On the surface, NY is the clear winner, with Jay-Z being the major umbrella [ella ella] for Kanye and many others but because so many people are pissed at Jay, we can make an argument for lot of un-owned delegates who are making moves.

    Kanye West collaborated with DJ Khaled (remember, Florida has no delegates) on a song called “Grammy Family,” on that song, John Legend (Ohio) sang the hook. Also featured on that song was Consequence (New York), an honorary member of A Tribe Called Quest (New York), who you may remember had a small tift with a Chicago rapper by the name of Lupe Fiasco (Chicago) after a performance. Also performing at that event was Keyshia Cole (Cali) whose first album boasted of production by Kanye West (Chicago). Keyshia’s reality show is run by the Black Explotation Team, largely based in New York City and home of the Gawd-awful 106 & Park, formerly hosted by Free (Boston) who was rumored to be pregnant by Jay-Z (New York) who truthfully “wants to rhyme like Common Sense” (Chicago).

    It has been speculated (and confirmed by some) that at a concert at Madison Square Garden, an associate of Jay-Z pepper sprayed R.Kelly (Chicago) in the face, because of an interruption to the concert. During the interim, Usher (Atlanta) took the stage in an impromptu performance. At a recent rally in South Carolina, Usher made an appearance in support of Senator Barack Obama (Chicago), candidate for President of the United States of America.

    2/5/08= 15 1+5=6. 6 degrees of delegation, now you try.

    *Do you think about me now and then?*

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    SUPREMACY WILL SPLIT YOUR WIG…

    Sunday, January 27th, 2008

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    All Wig Owners are not created equal.

    When I talked about Wig Owners > Wig Brushers I admit that I generally assumed that all Wig Owners were given the same considerations irrespective of their racial background. I’m embarrassed that I could be so naive. Here in America we have an entire socio-economic culture that is based entirely upon the construct of racism. Just when I think that someone transcends this construct I am shown evidence to the contrary.

    Take a look at some of these Wig Owners and the treatment they receive from the mainstream media based on their race. Do you think that racism would be as viable if it weren’t directly connected to capitalism via supremacy? What I’m asking you is whether or not we allow Wig Owners a certain allowance because we can make money from them.

    TIME OUT > JAIL TIME

    britney spears BRITNEY SPEARS
    Instead of being in a rehabilitation clinic she is performing on the front and center stage of the MTV awards. The t.I.’s at MTV would prefer a drugged out BRITNEY SPEARS instead of the fruit loopy KANYE WEST. Was it because they knew that we would talk about the pop princess trainwreck for weeks to come?

    FOXY BROWN
    Not just is she doing jail time, but she is also spending time in solitary confinement a/k/a ‘The Box’. Can you imagine how far under the jail we might put Foxy if she were sniffing cocaine off her baby’s stomach like BRITNEY?
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    SOME NIGGA O.D.’s > AN ICON’s TRAGIC DEMISE

    heath ledger HEATH LEDGER
    What HEATH LEDGER’s death means in the short term for me is that the premiere for ‘The Dark Knight’ will be even more crowded than usual. LEDGER’s family lucked out that HEATH was effing with the OLSENs and not the LOHAN clan. We may never have recovered the body had LINDSAY’s dad got a hold of him.

    PIMP C
    Since when does an autopsy on a 36yr old take more than two months? Maybe if Pimp C’s fans bought more of his albums instead of downloading them the BUTLER family could afford to have the coroner’s report released?
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    ACTUALLY RUNNING OVER BITCHES > RAPPING ABOUT IT

    lizzie grubman LIZZIE GRUBMAN
    GRUBMAN allegedly yelled “Fuck you white trash!” from the window of her Mercedes-Benz SUV before she mowed down over a dozen patrons at a nightclub in the Hamptons. Bones were broken, and since no one died, and GRUBMAN is a rich, connected bitch her vehicular assault conviction and subsequent eight years jail sentence was reduced to a misdemeanor and a thirty day plea deal.

    REMY MARTIN
    REMY MA raps about shooting people and strongarming witnesses to crimes. I suggest to her to hire GRUBMAN’s public relations firm, but those chicks have prah’lee already shot their load,
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    CHEMICALLY ENHANCED DOUCHEBAGS

    roger clemens ROGER CLEMENS
    Major league douchebag who can still command appearance fees at seminars for teaching young athletes.

    BARRY BONDS
    Major league douchebag on his way to prison.
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    DIRTBAG SOUL SONGBIRD > DRUGGED OUT DIVA

    amy winehouse AMY WINEHOUSE
    When Rolling Stone magazine anointed her the new queen of soul a little bit of Motown died again.

    WHITNEY HOUSTON
    How come no more Grammy awards for this crackhead?
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