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Don’t be a H8r!

If you all don’t know who H8TORADE is by now then you haven’t gone in to the BLU CHEEZ Ghetto Madness Photo Galleries. H8TORADE holds down one of the most popular image albums on that page. When he’s not supplying me with my fill of sweet white titties he is holding down his own corner on the internets.

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The picture above and the following story come from H8’s site, and it is so fucking hot. Check it… The brunette on the left is named VICTORIA SCHATTAUER and she was the cheerleading coach for a high school in a sleepy Ohio town. Over the weekend she co-hosted a house party for some of the high school kids and it looks like she was also in charge of taking the memoribilia pics. I am not mad at her one bit. WDISL?!? It smells like teen spirit.

VICTORIA is 19 yrs old and the young lady in the picture with her is reportedly 15 yrs old (hence the covered up baby tittays – no ROBERT SYLVESTER). These images and more were distributed electronically via cellphones throughout their Ohio hamlet and by Monday morning VICTORIA and her co-host were both unemployed and facing some charges from the local police.

Some of you may be familiar with the case of GENARLOW WILSON. He was a teenager sent to prison after having consensual sex with another teenager. It was a mistake to send him to prison simply because he was a horny young Black kid. All people whose ages end with the suffix ‘teen’ are horny. That is the human biological condition. Period. Point blank. Laws and scarlet letters are not going to stop teenagers from banging each other out. Nothing in my life has been sweeter than the 18 year old action that I cut up on the regulack (when I was only 16 y.o. mind you).

We can’t let the authorities get their hands on these beautiful, young tittays just because they have these faux puritanical regulations that won’t let these bitches breathe until they are ugly and saggy. Look at those jawnts. The gravity defying perkiness. The coloring on the areola. The petite nipplage. If VICTORIA goes to jail and comes out forty pounds heavier this will have been the greatest crime against humanity. Forget protesting against the war in Iraq, Home Depot, KFC, Dog the Bounty Hunter or SIMON COWELL. We need to be marching on Washington D.C. with HAYDEN PANETTIERE as the keynote speaker.

Save the cheerleader, save the world.