Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

Billy Sunday’s FaceBook Freak-A-Leaks…

Monday, October 15th, 2007

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It is going down so crazy on FaceBook right now you can’t even imagine. It’s like the BlackPlanet all over again, except these chicks have all their teeth in their mouth. Check out shorty here from one of the design houses on Fashion Avenue here in New York City. She looks like she can work a pole a lil’ somethin’ too.

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She must get it from her momma. I need to holla at ol’ girl and see what is really poppin’, although when a grown ass woman is looking this good I already know that I don’t have the paper to keep the Botox bubblin’.

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DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: RED SONJA

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

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Long before LUCY LAWLESS was the toast of the town at the all-girl parties featuring her Xena character there was Red Sonja. Her shocking red hair was only surpassed by her shocking double-D milk cans that seemed to want to fly off the comic pages. You were almost embarrassed to look at them for too long, but you couldn’t help yourself. I blame it on her fiery red hair and her lack of freckled skin.

Red Sonja was this rare freakishly beautiful specimen who pretty much would kill any man that even whistled at her on some bullshit. She did not suffer bitchmade fools lightly. The only man to tap that ass was Conan the Barbarian and even he had to knock her ass out and hit that shit while she was still unconscious. You didn’t want to eff with Red Sonja unless she was bound tightly by her hands and her feet. I imagine that Red Sonja’s comicbook steez was the inspiration for LORENA BOBBIT.

A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

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When I return with the 45 on me, it ain’t for playing games…

What’s really ‘hood party people? I suppose it’s time for me to get back to work since y’all are back at your grinds respectively. I’m taking my time coming in off the bench because this is the fourth quarter. This is the part of the game where I want the ball in my hands [ll]. It’s big dog time. Let’s see who can finish the year off strong and take their buzz into the next season. I sort of stumbled around at the end of Q3. I had a few miscues, but thankfully none of them resulted in a turnover.

I was nearly ticketed for drinking in public, but the cops(two white dudes) let me go since my bottle was empty.

I was nearly arrested for putting on deodorant inside a pharmacy and then walking out without paying for it, but the store security didn’t feel like going out like that. I came back the following day after I had bathed and I had some money and I bought the deodorant.

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I’ve been a bit loopy for a few weeks and that is prah’lee because I’ve started drinking heavily again. I get angry, then depressed, then melancholy. I buy a pair of sneakers and I get happy again, but then I drink until I get sick and this makes me angry once more. It’s called wash, rinse, repeat bitches and I plan on doing this until I die sometime soon, but I ain’t dead yet, and as long as I ain’t dead we got shit to do.

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 is underway!

The DP Dot Com Football Pool is starting to separate the kids from the grown and sexy footballers.

Last week was all about the Hip-Hop Honors awards and the iNternets Celebrities handled their effing B.I. as usual. It’s all about rocking this thing until the wheels fall off. Since y’all have decided to come along for the ride I don’t see any reason to wait any longer. Let’s get this shit poppin’!

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

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Don’t blame it on the sunshine…
Don’t blame it on the moonlight…
Don’t blame it on the good times…

*Blames it on the brown juice…*

Let me give a shout to the folks over at ThinkTank Marketing for inviting me to this little sneaker soiree sponsored by the ultimate jig juice – Hennessy.

Normally, I don’t fucks with the Hennrock since the kid is known to spaz on the regulack. Hennrock for me is that blackout beverage where I usually get a phone call the following day telling me that I am barred from ever hanging with folks again.

It’s that or either I’m making my one phone call from the precinct house to CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE telling her to call my day job and explain that I will be “out of town” for a few days.

But who could say no to politicking with sneaker fiends, beautiful women, and imbibing FREE Hennessy all night? I couldn’t, plus it’s my birthday bitches! The following pictures are some of the sights and the celebrities that were in the building. Good thing I got my flick right before my glass sneaker turned into a pumpkin.

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Young HOBBS and some peeps…

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Got dimples? Check. Got Henny? Check. Got milk? CHECK!

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Only the freshest kids.

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9-2-5 working chick celebrities in full effect.

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The threes are mandatory accoutrements.

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Homegirl’s name is MEAH PACE. She’s the host of some website called Video City. Yeah, I know what you’re saying, she’s fine, but she ain’t no iNternets Celebrity.

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! The crew from Secret Society along with some young, foxy iCandy (c)iFuxxx

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! The SFU MVP for the night with the crispy Air Penny II’s. If HARDAWAY had been as hardbody as his kicks they might have given the J’s some comp.

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Sneaker Fiends Unite! Super heavyweight sneaker celebrities doing what it do (from right to left). Sneaker Fiend film documentarian SEAN WILLIAMS loves NY, Big CHRIS from the world infamous FLIGHT CLUB NY and his number one weedcarrier.

Keep it locked, more info on FCNY to drop here at DP Dot Com.

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The haze is in the atmosphere.

At the end of the evening FREE bottles of Hennessy were given away and a good time was had by all. If I sent you an invite for this party and you didn’t come through you can hit your monitor with a baseball bat right about now. Okay, don’t kill your monitor, but don’t call me up today asking for my bottle of Henessy either. No my brother, you gon’ have to get your own.

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CLASSIC BLUES SOUL MUSIC DNA…

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

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With MISSY “Misdemeanor’ ELLIOT receiving a VH-1 Hip-Hop Honor award this week I thought I would highlight the DNA of one of my favorite jams from her. ‘Supa Dupa Fly’ was a fun video that set MISSY entirely apart from the female whore cum-rapper crowd. The sample belonged to a classic blues soul song from ANN PEEPLES.

‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’ is evocative and stunning. In the genre of blues music there is no theme more personal than that of lost love. ANN PEEPLES half shouts and half cries as she sings this song.

Take a listen to MISSY’s version as well as a cover from the great TINA TURNER and then the G.O.A.T. classic from ANN PEEPLES.

MISSY ELLIOT – ‘Supa Dupa Fly’


TINA TURNER – ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’


ANN PEEPLES – ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’

* BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *

How about some blue eyes to go with your bluesy soul music?

JANIS JOPLIN – ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’