Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

SOUL SLAM X: MICHAEL JACKSON vs. PRINCE

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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KeiStar Productions is doing it big this weekend for the Labor Day holiday!

Sunday 9/2 in Brooklyn’s Sugar Factory.

DJ Spinna does his thing called the Soul Slam: Michael Jackson vs. Prince

Spinning hits from everyone connected to these two icons – Morris Day & The Time, The Jackson 5, Janet, Jermaine, Vanity, Appolonia, A Tribe Called Quest, J Dilla, crazy good music all nite.

The Sugar Factory
269 Kent Avenue
btwn South 1st and South 2nd Streets, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10pm – 4am

http://www.myspace.com/keistarproductions

HELLZ BELLZ Makes Me Wish I Was A Chick…

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Editor’s note: [||] to this entire drop from GABEROCKKA.

Fellas… Have you ever seen a line of womens clothes, that were so dope, so fresh, so well designed that it almost made you wish you were a chick just so you could rock it and be the best dressed female around? No? Uhhh… Me neither.

Hellz Bellz always just seemed like a clothing line that had pictures of guns made out of bananas, and Minny Mouse wearing a bandanna. Recently I started seeing a new girl. She’s not into streetwear per se, but she loves the way I dress and seems really eager to go shopping with me and see what kind of womens wear can be found at the stores in which I shop. Liking the idea of having a girl I could both have sex with AND talk about clothes with, I started doing some research on womens streetwear lines. Married to the Mob didn’t really do much for me, and Hellz Bellz is the only other womens streetwear company I know, so I checked out the Hellz Bellz website, and their Fall collection is the truth (for females).

They’ve grown up out of the strictly tee’s phase of their development, and some of their new pieces show a real sophistication and maturing in terms of their designs. These are some clothes I would love to see on the floor next to my girls bed. Hell, I might even be weary of ripping them off and throwing them across the room like I normally do with her clothes. Picture me getting up out of bed in the heat of passion to hang my girls shirt up in the closet… That right there is some heat for them ass cheeks. And Jay-Z stays winning.

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DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: CATWOMAN

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

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Let me tell you that there are certain super heroines that have a male counterpart that they are romantically involved with, like Elektra and DareDevil for instance, but there is no comic book romance that has been better than that of Catwoman and the Bat. The both of these characters are pathological freaks that have to put on masks to get it up. They are also both the ultimate loners because of their emotional detachment to everything and everyone except for their own agenda. Catwoman, however, can convince Batman to walk on the dark side with her, and he in turn, is the only man that can make her be a good pussy. Maybe that’s why those two love each other so much.

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I spent Friday night with C.S. watching the ‘Catwoman’ movie starring HALLE BERRY. She is single handedly ruining female super heroines with her horrible acting. HALLE is certainly pretty, but she lacks the strength and the fierceness that her characters require of her. ROSARIO DAWSON would have murdered as Catwoman if the studios were so set on selecting an ethnic goddess for the role. HALLE just isn’t a diva. She is too light in the drawls, if you know what I’m saying? The movie didn’t even maintain fidelity to the Catwoman canon.

Selina Kyle was the name of Catwoman’s alter ego. She made a habit of putting in work as Gotham City’s greatest jewel thief. Catwoman was as fearless as she was cunning. She would rob the Joker if he had something that interested her. Then Batman would come through and put the cataclysmic smackdown on Joker and rescue Catwoman, only to have his face scratched up by her as she escaped. This was her way of telling him that she loved him. Catwoman was a magnificent cocktease and Batman fell for her shit everytime. Every now and again the Bat would turn her over to the authorities, but only after he stuck his tongue down her throat. Keep in mind that these two are freaks of the week with emotional issues.

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If I ever make a Batman movie it will definitely be a pr0n joint, and it will have Batman and the Joker gangbanging Catwoman. Batman don’t really seem like the dude that would beat fire out of Catwoman the way the Joker would. Batman is more likely to watch from the corner of the bedroom and just masturbate. The one thing I can say is that every woman that has ever been cast as Catwoman was worth a ride in the sack, and a few could get my Batarang twice.

halle berry HALLE BERRY
Yeah, HALLE BERRY is a pretty ass chick, but she looks like the type of Black chick that sleeps funny so as not to muss her hair. And being the Catwoman ain’t all about looks either. There is a sex appeal, a female swagger if you will that HALLE BERRY lacks. ‘Jungle Fever’ = her best acting job.

LEE MERIWETHER
LEE starred as Catwoman for the Batman movie made in the 1960’s. She was aiight, but I don’t think she had the sex appeal for Catwoman. LEE was trying too hard to be an actress.
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julie newmar JULIE NEWMAR
JULIE NEWMAR was the first Catwoman on the campy Batman television series. She knew exactly what being Catwoman was all about. She used her feminine charm not just on Batman, but on all of the super villains as well. I even think BURGESS MEREDITH hit that joint with his Penguin umbrella.

MICHELLE PFEIFFER
MICHELLE killed it in the role of Catwoman for the Batman movie directed by TIM BURTON. She was sexy and seducing. Plus crazy as all get out. Of all the various Catwoman costumes I felt like MICHELLE’s maintained the integrity of the character while also giving us a nice little dominatrix look.
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eartha kitt EARTHA KITT
EARTHA KITT was the greatest Catwoman of all time. First off, she was sexy as hell. Her body and her purring voice were so over the top I just wanted to hump my television everytime the Batman show came on. The great GOD above made EARTHA KITT for the role of Catwoman and no one will ever top her performances.

Is It Live, Or Is It Memorex?

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

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L BOOGIE and her photo negative, AMY WINEHOUSE

I’m sorry I missed the LAURYN HILL in Brooklyn a few weeks ago. I blame myself for being on some Hollywood shit. I got to the park on some celebrity shit and the police were not having it. Unfortunately, LAURYN HILL performed in front of a bunch of people that wanted to hear some shit from the radio as opposed to a live band doing their thing. Black folks are funny that way. Anytime someone Black picks up a guitar some grade school dropout in the audience will scream out “white people music!”

Something similar happens to most popular music that is consumed by Blacks as well. Jigs only want that trendy shit that ends up on the radio. If veteran rappers didn’t have white kids supporting their music they would be bagging up groceries at the local Kroger’s. This is how music comes re-packaged from Europe and jigs co-sign it like it some brand new shit. I’m not hating on chicks like AMY WINEHOUSE so much because she actually has talent, but certainly no more ability than JILL SCOTT, or the crazy chick whose throaty voice she apes, LAURYN HILL. I love remakes and covers and even copycats as much as the next guy, but I love the O.G.’s because that is where the essence of the soul lies. Forget this preachy rant and just remember this… RESPECT THE ARCHITECTS!


ETTA JAMES – ‘I Just Wanna Make Love To You’


THE PARLIAMENTS – ‘I Just Wanna Testify’


THE SUPREMES – ‘Where Did Our Love Go?’


FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS – ‘Good Thing’


GLORIA JONES – ‘Tainted Love’


SOFT CELL – ‘Tainted Love + Where Did Our Love Go?’

ROBERT SYLVESTER, SUPER GEEEEEEEENIUS…

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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It was easy enough for a talented comic like DAVE CHAPELLE to parody the Pied Piper, but when you create music so intoxicating that even hipsters have to put down their Jamba Juice to pick up a pen, then you are more than an artist.

Peep this joint by iNternets Celebrities MIMI & FLO – ‘Same Dude’

For more crazy SYLVESTER shit go to IFC dot com and pick up the Trapped In The Closet series episodes 13-20.