I don’t have any reference text for these pictures but my intuition tells me that JAY-Z has been annointed the king of Africa now that he has promised to bring the Fanta Girls to the dark continent.
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VH-1 Honors HIP-HOP
Sunday, October 8th, 2006
First off, I have to show love to the people at VH-1 that read my site on the regulack and invited me to work the red carpet for the 2006 Hip-Hop Honors Awards show. When you see the broadcast of the show you will be treated to a view of one of the truly historic Hip-Hop concerts. The performances were all sharp and there are some dope surprises tucked into the show. Tune in to VH-1 on October 17th @ 9:00pm. You won’t be disappointed.
As far the red carpet was concerned it was a super charged setting filled with so many artists and personalities that I can’t recount them all. There are a few people that stood out in my mind so let me give you the scoop on them…
MASTER P was unavailable, but KING TEE pitched in to do my cameraman work at the last second. Without his help I wouldn’t have been as on point as I was. You need several sets of eyes to help you navigate the swirl of activity on the carpet.
ESKAY from NAH’RIGHT is a beast! He had a designated spot of the carpet right near the stage. It looks like that XXL/Harris Publishing machinery has found out what most of us on the internets knew already.
DON DIVA Magazine held it down right alongside me and occasionally stole my shine, but they were veterans on the red carpet and they were smart enough to bring their product with them.
MUSIC CHOICE video show was on my other side and they were cool too. The lesson I took from them is that I need to step my recording equipment game up. Next year I come out the gate with a DP dot com flagged microphone.
RAKIM ALLAH, the God emcee, is one of the classiest artists ever in the world of Hip-Hop. I hope for nothing but continued success from him. This dude is unpretentious and cool as all shit.
FAT JOE keeps it realer than most all day, everyday. He spent some good time chatting with us and even gave me a few drops for this websites upcoming podcasts.
ICE CUBE also kicked it with me for a hot second second and dropped some real street knowledge on what Hip-Hop needs to do to remain relevant art form into the next generation. ICE CUBE is a superior performer too. Wait ’til you see his stage show.
MC LYTE is still my girl. I haven’t seen her in a loooooooong time and she still remembers the kid. Bigger than all that is the fact that he looked great and hasn’t aged a bit. She also killed it onstage.
KWAME is my dude from way before this rap shiite so you know he gave the website some sick drops.
You can’t play with my YOYO. This is my rappin’ baby mama. She was dimed out like a mother.
True to form, REMY MA was a hot mess.
The BEASTIE BOYS weren’t as cool as I imagined…
A funny moment was WONDER MIKE from the SugarHill Gang looking to get some sound bites in with the press corps. I used that time he was standing around to fix my equipment. Instead I should have asked him what it felt like to be famous for stealing someone’s rhymebook?
WENDY WILLIAMS is a biiiiiig bitch, but she is totally hittable, as my dude ZILLA would say.
The original gangster ICE T and his hot piece of azz wife showed some love to the kid too. I ccould have totally stuck my tongue down her bulbous breasts.
The RZA and GZA were dope enough to give me some sick drops on my microphone. When I redo my ‘KILLA BEEZ FOR LIFE’ mix CD I will include those joints.
All in all it was a great day and the show that VH-1 produced was incredible. I may have to give Viacom a pass from my wrath for a few weeks, or until the next coonfest FLAVOR FLAV program they create.
“I AM HIP-HOP, WE ARE ALL HIP-HOP”
– KRS-1
ALICIA KEYS = HARDBODY BUTCH
Sunday, October 8th, 2006
I am going to use the word ‘HARDBODY’ all day long when I see ALICIA KEYS give a man dap like this. You know that broad is a hardbody jailhouse butch bitch. She’ll cut a motherfucker too.
All you ALICIA KEYS fans can catch her doing voice overs for the popular children’s animated series ‘The Backyardigans’. Children’s cartoons are cool for Ms. KEYS because there is all kinds of gender manipulation going on.
WIG OWNERS > WIG BRUSHERS: The LIBERACE Edition
Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
Show that Wig Owner LIBERACE some respect. He would rather die from the AIDS than let you see him without his wig right. Chances are that your grandma wanted to brush his wig too.
LIBERACE brought the bling to the Wig Owning game too. Full length furs and hand jewelry that are inspiring young DipSetters to this very day. LIBERACE used his somewhat sketchy musical talent and tremendous pop music appeal to transorm himself into an international Wig Owner. No one really knows who brushed LIBERACE’s wigs, but we can all agree that he owned many. You can see LIBERACE’s influence on some of today’s popular music Wig Owners…
ALICIA KEYS = WIG OWNER
Just like LIBERACE, sketchy piano talent plus tons of mass appeal have given Mrs.KEYS a lot of wigs to be brushed, and no one really knows for sure who brushes ALICIA’s wigs, but I have my suspicions…
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KRUCIAL KERRY KEYS = ALLEGED WIG BRUSHER Also known as MC Hat 2 Big he has been photographed holding ALICIA’s arm from time to time. This is one Wig Brusher that we like to call a ‘Beard’. And I’m not talking goatee, you hear me Mz.Peaches? |
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PUFF DIDDY = WIG OWNER Just when you think this fool done ran out of wigs… BAM! Take that, take that. |
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KIM PORTER = ALL STAR WIG BRUSHER This Wig Brusher makes little babies out of nappy Yak tracks. When AL B. SURE lost all the moisture and lustre from his ‘good hair’ wig KIM PORTER went and got herself a Bad Boy |
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MISA HYLTON-BRIM = WIG BRUSHER’s WIG BRUSHER If Wig Brusher’s ever form a union, MISA will be like the shop steward or something. |
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BRITNEY SPEARS = WIG OWNER Whenever she wants to buy some new wigs she just sells pictures of her unborn fetus to People magazine. |
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KEVIN FEDERLINE-SPEARS = WIG BRUSHER You don’t easily go from backup dancer to Wig Owner. J-HO did it, but look where her dancer husband ended up, and isn’t that dude that seeded Madonna back to returning cans and bottles in order to pay his rent? |
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JANET JACKSON = WIG OWNER Miss JACKSON has been accumulating wigs since her days on ‘Good Times’. |
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JERMAINE DUPRI = WIG BRUSHER He studied well, and learned just the right amounts of moisturizer that the JACKSON family requires. |
Did anyone peep the OPRAH last week where JANET JACKSON brought out JERMAINE DUPRI but he wasn’t allowed to speak?!? It’s not like J.D. has no talent at all either. He helped MARIAH CAREY get her wigs tight again. I feel like telling dude to man the fuck up, but then again, he seems kind of happy.
You know who stays on some perpetual happy shit? Supreme cultural hustler RUSSELL SIMMONS be on that cash money wig owner yoga shit like what. He got so many wigs he don’t even need to wear one, but if he did you better believe it would be brushed like a motherfucker.
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RUSSELL SIMMONS = WIG OWNER From Def Jam to the Phat Farm, RUSSELL knows how to make jigs spend that loot. He has followed in the steps of wig owners like BERRY GORDY Jr. and QUINCY JONES to establish himself as one of the al time great hustlers of Black music and culture. |
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KIMORA LEE SIMMONS = WIG BRUSHER A more sassy wig brusher you’d be hard pressed to find. She’s so high maintenance that she even needs her own wig brusher. |
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MISA HYLTON-BRIM = WIG BRUSHER’s WIG BRUSHER Have brush, will travel. |
JANET, JERMAINE & JUSTIN: Three’s Company
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
I know that y’all are tired of hearing about the travails of babygirl JANET and her various boytoys, but someone hipped me to a news item that she and JUSTIN are trying to work things out. Even though Vanilla Soul threw homegirl under the bus, she still has a soft spot in her heart for the blonde USHER.
If she gives him a reprieve I will allow his crappy music to be discussed on this website. I’m still not going to buy that shiite and I suggest that all of you do the same. There are enough file sharing programs floating around the internet that I don’t need to spend good money on any of the asswater crap that has been released lately. Artists went from making classic albums to disco singles. Now they have gone from disco singles to straight up bolshevik.
As a side bet to all of you DP dot com football poolers, do you want to take some side action on the fact that JANET and JERMAINE are never going to get married?