Somebody need to stop the madness with little BOBBI KRISTINA before I see her on the cover of the August ‘Black Tail’ magazine.
As always, crunk shiite provided by CRUNK and Disorderly
Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category
MEMPHIS BLEEK Is Real… Expensive
Saturday, June 17th, 2006
Some call him a M.A.D.E. man and most just refer to him as a kept man, but one thing is for certain. Keeping MEMPHIS BLEEK in silk robes and satin slippers is costing JAY-Z a fortune. So much so that JIGGERMAN has had to come out of retirement again to perform a concert celebrating the release of his first album, ‘Reasonable Doubt’.
The good news for JAY is that the concert is sold out, but if his maid man doesn’t start pulling his own weight JAY-Z may have to auction off some of his football jerseys.
By the way, congrats to MEMPH for winning the Lifetime Achievement WeedCarrier Award. Get low nigga!
The BeYONCE Factor In Real Life
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
Let’s face it party people, BeYONCE KNOWLES is one of those rare once in a millenium occurences. She is like the unicorn and the tooth fairy combined. She can’t be duplicated, replicated or cloned. But despite all of that some of you will try.
BeYONCE’s greatest asset(pun wholly intended) is her ginormous boonkey. Even J.Ho had to bow down to the omnipotent azz that Mz.B owns. Is it any wonder that this summer’s most popular beach accesory after sunblock is a brand new out the box BeYONCE booty?
All I have to say is “Stop the MADNESS!!!“
BeYONCE & JAY-Z: Does Anybody Still Care?!?
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
By a show of hands who cares if these two ever get married? That’s just what I thought. It’s just the illusionment(m.w.b.) of togetherness that satiates us, oh yeah, and the occasional dope azz track.
Click here and scroll down to listen to BeYONCE & JAY-Z’s ‘Deja Vu’
JANET’s Lawn Jockey = INCOGNEGRO
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
If you follow this site with any regularity then you know who that dude is sitting next to Miss JACKSON.
Unfortunately, the Associated Press’ LYNNE SLADKY doesn’t know this site or else she would be able to caption her photos better.