Archive for the ‘Crappers’ Category

Rap is Pop Music And Eminem Is The King…

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

king eminem

Don’t tell me that you just realized that Eminem is greatest rapper of all time? Greater than the decoded Jay-Z, or even the stillmatic, enigmatic NaS. Eminem should make an album called Pillmatic. What other musician has been able to parlay their recreational drug use into millions of albums sold and dozens of entertainment industry awards. Eminem is the perfect storm of functional dysfunction in our reality show influenced culture. And most importantly, without a shadow of a doubt, he is a white dude.

The top spot in the pantheon of rap music god’s was always reserved for a white dude. See Glenn Miller for big band music, Bob James for jazz and of course, Elvis Presley for rock and roll. This is America after all we are talking about. It’s the land of milk and honey for whites, but the trail of blood and tears for everyone else. I will accept the fact that Eminem has worked his metaphorical and lyrical ass off to be the king of this musical genre but there is no way we should be discussing his receipt of ten(10) Grammy nominations on an album that isn’t even his best work.

Eminem’s Relapse album was a darker more revealing and technically superior album to this Recovery offering. This latest album feels like something people who have no interest in rap music will enjoy listening to. Sadly, the Recovery album becomes the representative of Hip-Hop to these people. I remember when Sarah Silverman was quoted as being reverential to Eminem for bringing real emotion to rap music. This is the danger of Hip-Hop being absorbed by popular culture. No one will even remember the social and economic frustration that the artform was borne out of.

Rap music has totally jumped into the pop music pool with the praise being lavished on the Recovery album by Eminem. My advice to all the people that cherish Hip-Hop for the authenticity of characters and content that have made the artistic movement so profound need to start putting their underground artists on repeat play. Roc Marciano delivered the best Hip-Hop album this year of any artist or group in possibly the last 10 years but there was no praise nor peep from the powers that be. If we fans of Hip-Hop can’t do better for the heroes still in the trenches then we might as well start calling Eminem the greatest of all time.

Follow The Leader…

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

eric b gucci

Even tho’ Eric B ran with a mob of dudes from Walt Whitman Houses (Fort Greene projects) including the O.G. Fifty Cent his style of fly apparel was that of a Harlem paper chaser. Polo, Bally and Fila was how the Brooklyn cats got dipped. The above pictured Dapper Dan Gucci ensemble was the shit you saw on the backs of the drug dealers from Uptown.

You see, the pushers were the only dudes who could afford these tailormade outfits. Gucci, MCM, YSL and Louis Vuitton (actually back then LV wasn’t even the shit) were expensive enough in the flagship 5th Avenue stores but you couldn’t find any XL or XXL pieces. So Dapper Dan started his customizing business and it became synonymous with Harlem’s swagger.

Years later Gucci’s lead designer Tom Ford would swagger jack the streets when he designed the all-over monogram jackets that would bring the company back into prominence. It’s a curious tradeoff that the streets give to high end designers. The streets believe these rags ascribe affluence. The rag dealers also want the credibility and the desire of the streets.

SEAN PRICE IS SABADO GIGANTE!

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

sean

Sabado Gigante versus The Price Is Right

“Disrespectful dude,
bust the sket disconnect a dude,
leave a mess,
disinfect the room. BOOM!”


Sean Price – ‘Sabado Gigante’

MEYHEM LAUREN: EVEN MORE BUTTER…

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

self induced

In 2011 the ‘LO-End Theory will officially hit the shelves in BestBuy with the debut album from Meyhem Lauren titled ‘Self-Induced Illness’. Instead of falling back and waiting out the release of the album Meyhem has been steady in the studio going hard in back to back sessions. Here’s a little bonus butter featuring Maffew Ragazino along with Meyhem Lauren.

Lo-Lifes x Brownsville = Hip-Hop


Meyhem Lauren featuring Maffew Ragazino – ‘Even More Butter’

The ‘LO-End Theory On The Internets…

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

lifestyle

I have a few quotes here in this piece at XXLmag.com featuring some of the lifestyles greatest and well known connoisseurs.

Polo and Hip-Hop, an Oral History [Pt. 1]