Archive for the ‘Crappers’ Category

The BARTLES & JAYMES Engagement Report…

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

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Damn, it’s been YEARS since we did a B & J report on this page. Back then I thought I cared about these two. Well I care, but I thought I gave a fux. I do not. However, this news of BeYonce’s pregnancy shut dddddown the internets. Why should I be immune?

Here’s a rapfan / conspiracy theorist opinion on what the seed of the two most prominent Blackinati entertainers shall yield the world…

BeYonce is like the virgin Mary, despite having aborted a child back in her Texas hoodrat days. Notwithstanding, BeYonce uses God to describe her daily experiences so much I thought she would go directly into pastoring when this last album bricked. What I didn’t give her credit for is all the pastoring she has been doing up to this point. You see the blonde lacefront weave explosion happening in the Black community? That’s all BeYonce right there.

Jay-Z is considered a god to his most ardent fans. The idea that he made his money from selling drugs to his own neighbors is accepted as necessary and proper even as we might see the deaths from a hurricane or tornado as the collateral damage from God’s grace. God gives, so God must also take away. The ethical issue I always had with the Jay-Z hustler character was that I come from the era where hustlers hung out on 3rd Ave in the East 50s. These clean shaven Black boys would hop in the whips of ad agency execs and get taken across the 59th Street Bridge to points east just to put baby powder on the nuttsachs of old white men [ll].

The progeny of these two people who have given every ounce of their souls to reach the pinnacle of the entertainment industry apparatus will be a revelation. The world as we know it ends in 2012.

Video: The Throne – ‘No Church In The Wild’

Monday, August 29th, 2011

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So basically I spent my weekend behind the computer on the editing console fuxing around and the what not. Since ‘No Church’ is my favorite single off the #WTT album I figured I’d do what I do as far as making a visual component for the track.

There’ll be more than enough discussion of Jay-Z and Beyonce’s pregnancy this Monday. It’s the cycle of life. This fanboy video to No Church In The Wild is also about the cycle of life, the end part of the cycle tho’. You can’t have the alpha without the omega.

Don’t be surprised when I take my stills from my France jaunts in 2001 and 2006 and make a clip for ‘Niggas In Paris’. Internets so hard motherfuxers wanna fine me, but first they gotta find me.

The Throne – ‘No Church In The Wild’ from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Timeless Truth Feat. Roc Marciano – ‘Irene’

Saturday, August 27th, 2011

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Right on schedule is a hurricane heatrock from the Lo down Queens duo and the god from Hempstead.

Batten down your hatches Internets and ride out this rhyme storm.

Advisory warnings are in full effect.

Produced by R8dr

No Bang From C4, Just Some Pop…

Friday, August 26th, 2011

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I have to admit that I never understood the fascination most rap fans seem to have with Lil’ Wayne. Yeah, he was what’s next back in 2006 but that seems like an eternity ago. The dude’s rhymes never became more compelling to me than simple contemporary pop drivel. Lil’ Wayne isn’t spitting timeless lines or transcendent concepts. I hope he doesn’t name another record Carter. This record gets the same rating I gave Watch The Throne, but at least I’m still playing songs off WTT.

I gave WTT a 2.5 because the two(2) artists who made that album could have done better, not so much for the Carter4. I will rate this album 2.5/5 because this is the best that Lil’ Wayne can do for rap. I’d rather hear Wayne on a rock album at this point. I mean, when the two best songs on YOUR own album don’t have you on the tracks I’d say that it’s a wrap for Wayne’s rap career.


‘Interlude’ featuring Tech 9 and AnDre 3000


‘Outro’ feat. Bun B, Nas, Shyne, Busta Rhymes

Shark Music…

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

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Shark Week might be done with on the Discovery Channel but every week is shark week when you fux with the Doppelgangaz.

The Doppelgangaz are powering thru their Loan Sharks album with another video. I fux with the Doppelgangaz. So should you.

Loan Sharks available NAOW.

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