Archive for the ‘Lust = Love’ Category

Sorry Erykah, But It’s The Same Ol’ America…

Monday, March 29th, 2010

zap film

Erykah Badu’s latest music video is an NSFW statement against GROUPTHINK.

Too bad that Mz.Badu’s ‘New Amerykah‘ is being broadcast thru the same old America filled with sheeple and those that would threaten politicians over a health care proposal. Meanwhile, when phones were being illegally tapped and people were being detained unlawfully no one gave a damn.

Now I know why John F. Kennedy was killed…

FUX YO’ ROBOT!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

skynet

We all know that one day soon SkyNet will shit all over your steez with their automated drones along with their illuminati clones.

From time to time there have been little hints dropped at us from inside of the matrix.

Y’all remember when BeYonce came out as the Bootybot aka the Coochieclone.

beyoncebot

The robots will put their foot on humanity soon enough. Some humans will welcome them inside of their humanity.

Rihanna went from fuxing with a Michael Jackson clone to getting fingerbanged by a robot.

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And then while she took on another robot she got her faced creamed on.

And then she swallowed it.

WTF?!?

Fux these robots!

Stylin’ On ‘Em Since…

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

d x mo

The first actual baby shower I have ever gone to was yesterday. I’m trying to remember why I never went to a baby shower. I know girls that have had babies. I have even gotten girls pregnant. Those women ultimately did the smart thing and terminated those seeds. I’m a liitle sad that I’m such a selfish man. I will prA’li die alone. Suffocated by shoeboxes.

One time I had a beautiful girlfriend who let me style her in the flyest sample shit and other outfits that I found in thrift shops or wherever. She was a stallion tho’. You have to let a stallion run wild. You can’t put them in a cage. I wanted her to be my own private mannequin. Part of the thing that I loved about her was how she would walk into a room and shut shit down.

I also loved that niggas felt some kind of way that my bitch was badder than theirs. My problem is that I’m too selfish. Everything I do is about me. Most people eventually get tired of neurotic, controlling, maniacal personalities. Maybe I do that to folks so that they can leave me the fux alone. I don’t need to date a woman. I need to marry a mannequin.

d x mo

Queen’s Day In Kings County…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

nefertiti

Tonite is the Target 1st Saturday event at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. 1st Saturday is always filled with music, art and energy. The dance party for this evening looks like a winner. They’ve got a real deejay and she is going to focus on highlighting the women of soul and rap music.

I expect there to be a gang of sexy high heels walking around the building. Museum chicks >>> club chicks. Actually, they are all one in the same except when club chicks go to the museum they are better behaved. Bring your flask fellas because tonite will be one of THOSE nights.

NB1300

In honor of Nefertiti and the other African queens that will be present at this event I am popping tags on a crisp pair of New Balance 1300s. These joints were made in England. Polo Ralph Lauren will also be in effect as you might imagine.

If you aren’t doing anything later on and you can afford the free cover charge of zer-0 dollars and zer-0 cents you should fall through the Brooklyn Museum of Art. The event begins at 5pm but the dance party doesn’t start until 9pm.

I went looking for an image of my sneakers and I came across a pic of this colorway NB1300s. I have to find these joints now. These are definitely ‘Blu Cheez’.

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Don’t Commit Sadecide…

Friday, February 12th, 2010

sade

Don’t one yourself after listening to the smooth stylings of rap music’s favorite British chanteuse. We call that Sadecide. #iHipHop