Archive for the ‘Lust = Love’ Category

BRING YOUR OWN BREASTS…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

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When I told someone that they could bring any ‘B’ they wanted to the BYOB BBQ their reply was to bring breasts. Definitely bring your own breasts. The ones you were born with or even the ones you have a receipt for. Those are yours too although I suppose all breasts belong to GOD technically.

I caught a flashback of the OG breasts that I dreamed about named ADRIENNE BARBEAU. She was a fave of director JOHN CARPENTER and he pretty much cast her in all of his films. Even as she got older she remained close to my heart by becoming the voice of Catwoman/Selina Kyle in the Batman: Animated Series episodes.

Back to the matter at hand… (ha!)

The Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ is going down something serious. The promotional tour continues 2nite from 8pm-10pm when Combat Jack and I visit the studios of PNC Radio where the event is being hosted. Make sure that you tune in to hear us get our internets radio on. Pretty soon satellite and terrestrial radio will have to bow down to us internets. Just like I used to get down on my knees for Mz.BARBEAU.

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Str8 From The Lab…

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

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The Internets Show a/k/a the DP.com podcast is back on the web.

Have a listen, put it on your iPod.

Throw it in the bag.

Ugggh.

Randomosity…

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

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Afros >>>

DP strolls thru Brooklyn and NYC for your entertainment.

R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON

Amanda Diva Is The Birthday Girl…

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

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For Amanda Diva’s birthday the Roots let her open for them @ Highline Ballroom. Amanda Is sweet and earnest. She is coming into her own as well. Amanda is like the female Drake in some regards. Her earlier public work still clouds our appreciation for the strides she has made to evolve her artistic talent.

I just don’t think Amanda Diva has the pipes, the chops, the moxie, to break through the ceiling. She is still lovely and glamourous though and it was her birthday.

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*I hope you aren’t tired of seeing the drops where I am out on the town drinking free swill and taking pictures for the internets because here goes another one…

Combat Jack put me on to this party for Sirius satellite radio’s Angela Yee. Her program is like a year old now. Hennessy Black was holding down the venue Taj. This was some Chinese cleaner pressed button down event.

For the third straight night I almost didn’t get in because I had on the wrong shirt (a polo knit?), but thankfully Combat Jack and Marvelous Mo came to save the kid from the ignominy of standing outside of the velvet ropes.

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Marvelous is beautiful. She just came back from L.A. She was out there reporting on the B.E.T. awards. Good for her. I only wish the best for Marvelous.

I also wish she would stop smiling.

There is no smiling in the game. Look at Joe Budden.

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You can’t tell that he is enjoying himself right now. He singlehandedly crushed Vibe magazine with a web video.

Somebody in the rap music custodial hierarchy is gonna have to study the SlaughterHouse collective for the right way to roll out your online projects.

Combat Jack and his boy Nick from Londontown are having too much fun.

There is no smiling in the industry. Fix your faces.

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The best part of the night was chatting up DJ D-Nice. If you haven’t seen his photographs you are seriously missing some great art. D-Nice is a huge inspiration to me. He has a real reason to NOT be a success, to NOT be exemplary, to be anything but a shining light. He has witnessed first hand what are the worst things that people can do to others. And still he marches forward, unbowed and unafraid. What should I fear? Not a man. Hail Meg!

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My next stop after leaving Taj was to hit up the $.20 cent wing spot on Bleecker.

I met up with the homey Si from Amsterdam. Son is in town for a few weeks copping kicks and gear on the cheap since he is holding a fistful of Euros.

After a few rounds of drinks and a few plates of wings we were joined by Angela, the ATL mistress of the website ProperTalks. Shout to Keeks in L.A.

Next stop was the Highline Ballroom. Angela is a typical woman so she plans shit out and bought her tickets online Monday. I didn’t have a ticket for Si so I hit up my OKayPlayer connect. OKP FTW.

Mad heads came to the Highline too. Two of my favorite homeys from Jersey who always hold that WBW were in the building. Shouts to B and Joe S. (y’all already know no dry snitching on DP.com). Them dudes sparked they ‘stinky pocket’ and then the security shut them down. Next time I see them I will show them how to burn it down properlike.

*DP.com does not endorse the use of illicit narcotics unless for documented health reasons*

Roots @ Highline is the best thing in my nightlife. They don’t fux with me for wearing my cargo shorts. They don’t fux with my ‘stinky pocket’. They don’t fux with me when I take my pictures either as long as I don’t have my camera in the air for the whole set.

Polotron, you wanted to fux with this event and you and I haven’t gotten up in a minute. Let’s do the next Roots Jam Session on Wednesday next week.

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Some commenters here or over at XXL complain about the exposure of my pictures. Too bad. I love them because they describe movement and life. Hip-Hop lives through the Roots. They don’t just use their time at the Highline to display their supreme musicianship but they have made it a platform for up and coming talent.

Brooklyn’s own Fresh Daily got a chance to hold the microphone this week.

Who will be on stage next week?

The Roots for sure.

It doesn’t stop.

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And He Like Her Toooooooooo…

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

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This drop is for grown ups so I advise the children, and those of you with childlike sensibilities to click, click away.

I just read a story on the internets that says Robert Sylvester Kelly is under investigation for statutory rape. Apparently he has been diddling a freshly minted 17 year old in his suburban Chicago compound. The rub is that in Illinois 17yrs old is no longer a minor, but apparently the ‘aR.ra’ has been digging this P.Y.T. out since before her latest bornday.

God bless him and shouts to superfreak Rick James.

What do you think this hot-2-trot teenage chick would be doing if she wasn’t being schooled by the master? She might be having otherwise unprotected sex with some loser her own age. Trust me that this girl would be getting fuxed by someone. It is nearly impossible to suspend the biological needs of a woman to put something in her box. She’s gotta have it (yes Spike Lee).

Everybody was making a fuss about the fact that Drakes Cakes and Lil’ Wang are most prA’li hebephiles as well after viewing their performance[ll] on the 2009 B.E.T. awards. Despite the fact that Drakes Cakes is almost 35 yrs old and Wang turns 30 this year I think these fellas are the perfect candidates to teach 16 yrs olds that love don’t live here anymore. The only thing that lives is the universe.

I have told you grownups before that the universe was unleashed from a black hole. None of us know where we go when we leave this planet, but we ALL know from where we came. I came from a black hole.

The black hole is all powerful, all encompassing and all good. Why don’t we want someone like the Pied Piper [ll] to teach these young ladies how to work their black holes (all of them)? I personally am not offended by this man. He is doing what many fathers neglected to do and this is to teach their daughters their own majesty.

The black hole is crucial to the survival of humankind. Until the males start giving birth from their peeholes we will be dependent on the females of our species and their black holes to insure that we will continue to live on. Don’t persecute Robert Sylvester unless you are man enough to be a hands-on father and show your daughter the power of her black hole.

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