The ATL homey and brodie champ MarcusSpekt from the Winner Circles sent me that new Rosa Acosta fitness video that you all need to see.
Shout outs to all the ballerinas and dancers that keep themselves limber, flexible and ready to perform.
And thank heaven, for little girls…
A lot of people think that Wonder Woman’s power was contained in her golden bracelets that were bulletproof and her lasso of truth that would make even the most hardened criminal snitch on his confederates.
They would all be wrong though.
Wonder Woman’s secret power was the size of her Amazon cameltoe.
This is the shit that makes all women wonderful.
Poor little beautiful CASSIE can’t catch a break on the internets.
She cuts half her head off and everyone says that Dove from De La Soul still did it better.
Just like she lost last year wearing the same Wonder Woman suit as KIM KARDASHIAN. Let’s all agree that KIM has the actual Dominicana body type even if half that shit is made with high tech plastics.
Now CASSIE leaks some tasteful nudes of herself on the web to push up her sex appeal a few notches and just when maybe she had folks attention where we were listening to her denials of leaking the images as a publicity stunt the REAL publicity stunt goes down.
Nekkid pics of RIHANNA hit the web and caused Twitter to crash. Well, not really, Twitter was going down for maintenance in the afternoon anyhoo, but that happened right after the RIHANNA nudie leak so I surmised it was her milky soft asscheeks that caused the outage.
I have a couple of NSFW pics linked below so you can see which of these two pop starlets did the nipple rings thging better. Word to JANET JACKSON.
While BeYONCE stars in the number one picture in theaters across the country KELIS files for divorce in her third tri-mester.
Still married >>> Stillmatic
The latest cinematic vehicle strarring BeYONCE KNOWLES-CARTER smells like a pile of sexy shit sitting on the sidewalk. True story is that even BeYONCE’s ham-fisted performance wasn’t as bad as IDRIS ELBA’s look. IDRIS and BeYONCE are throwback actors because they perform like we are still making silent movies. Maybe its because the both of them would be better off in music videos where the dialogue isn’t spoken by them, but rather sung through auto-tune.
Still and all I sat through the two hours of this half-baked thriller that didn’t have any idea what it wanted to be when it grew up. We knew at some point that the sassy blonde played by ‘Heroes’ heroine ALI LARTER would have to lock horns with the sassier auburn wigged BeYONCE. At least they didn’t disappoint us in that regard. As an aside, don’t look now fellas, but ALI LARTER is being typecast as the white chick who likes Black sticks. You might could win is all I’m saying.
‘Obsessed’ would have been a better film with better writing and better actors. See some shit like ‘Inside Man’ for the sexy interracial tension that DENZEL WASHINGTON and JODIE FOSTER create. JODIE FOSTER’s old ass >>> ALI LARTER too for that matter. How crazy is it that I delivered the best line of the whole movie after BeYONCE finally defeats the psycho home wrecker by literally wrecking her new house? As the ALI LARTER character lay dead and the camera flashed to a worn and bruised BeYONCE I decided to yell out in the theatre, “she’s a survivor!”
Poor scripting and even worse acting now makes for a box office success.
The lowest common denominator rules the world.