
Years ago when I did a brief stint as a homeless man I was given some sage advice from one of the veteran residents of the Atlantic Avenue armory. He told me to never trust a Black man that has no facial hair. I came to understand what he was trying to say to me as the years have gone by. I have even cut off my hair at times to go corporate chump when I needed to, but since that time I have always kept a moustache.

Beloved New York Giants football player MICHAEL STRAHAN is going through one of the most bitter public divorce trials that I can remember seeing. His former wife has accused him of varying degrees of infidelity from keeping a mistress on the side to now, engaging in a relationship with celebrity doctor, IAN SMITH.

Two Black men without moustaches?!? Where there’s smoke there’s always fire. You could have expected MICHAEL to be on the the D.L. anyhoo since his onfield position is defensive END.