Archive for October, 2005

More ROC-A-FELLA Good News pt.III

Sunday, October 2nd, 2005

shirts vs. skins

DAMON DASH has made it official that he and JAY-Z are no longer working together. We here at the weblog knew all that when JAY-Z went to DASH’s Manhattan apartment and repossessed all of his Roc-A-Wear clothing. JAY-Z even took back the baseball caps that DAMON had sweated in. Gone are the days when we will see DAMON DASH sashaying to parties with a Roc-A-Wear cap titlted sideways and a bottle of Armadale vodka in each hand.

If you wonder what might produce such an acrimonious split between two former buddies who would often do shirtless videos together, THE INTERN has disected JAY-Z’s verses from the KANYE WEST ‘Diamonds’ remix for what could be some helpful insider info…

“The chain remains, the gang is intact,”
“The name is mine, I’ll take blame for that,”
“The pressure’s on, but guess who ain’t gon’ crack?”[JAY laughs]
“Pardon me I had to laugh at that.”

DASH had better get off the junk if he wants the Fear-Factor/ Survivor/ Apprentice project he has on B.E.T. to fly. The tube seems to be already filled up with jig nonsense programming.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Sunday, October 2nd, 2005

funky rebbe

Since my new year pretty much coincides with the highest of holidays I thought that I would read myself a Bible verse. While it’s true I consider myself some sort of writer and definitely a bootleg philosopher, the Bible is pretty humbling testimony even if you read it from the allegorical perspective. Folks had it rough back in the days and GOD wasn’t taking no shorts either. Cats were getting ‘smited’ with a quickness for getting out of pocket with the LORD.

Remember when them fools had that Egyptian Idol party and SIMON and PAULA ABDUL were trying to hook people up with a recording contract with Golden Calf Records? Then Black Moses came back from the mountain and started whupping azz because he knew GOD was gonna have to smite a nigga. Y’all know the G.O.D. don’t play that Golden Calf bizzle.

I will read from the book of DEUTERONOMY which is basically about MOSES reaffirrming GOD’s covenant with the Isrealites. If the Jews remained faithful with GOD their blessings would be immeasurable, but if they broke the covenant GOD would bring the pain.

Let’s start with Chapter 28, Verse 32 :
Your sons and daughters will be given to a foreign nation while you look on and grieve for them in constant helplessness. A people whom you do not know will consume the fruit of your soil and of all your labor, and you will be oppressed and crushed at all times without cessation, until you are driven mad by what your eyes must look upon.

Ch 28, V 36 :
The LORD will bring you, and your king whom you have set over you, to a nation which you and your fathers have not known, and there you will serve strange gods of wood and stone, and will call forth amazement, reproach and barbed scorn from all the nations to which the LORD will lead you.

Ch 28, V 41 :
Though you beget sons and daughters, they will not remain with you, but will go into captivity.

Ch 28, V 43 :
The alien residing among you will rise higher and higher above you, while you sink lower and lower.

Ch 28, V 49 :
The LORD will raise up against you a nation from afar, from the end of the earth, that swoops down like an eagle, a nation whose tongue you do not understand, a nation of stern visage, that shows neither respect for the aged nor pity for the young.

Those verses are pretty deeep to me and I am not nearly as intelligent or pious as I may appear right now. All I’m sayin’ is that this is a New Year and that means it’s time to do new things, to meet new challenges and create new experiences. And most of all to thank GOD for the gift that is the journey.

Shalom L’shanah Tovah