WNBA Superstar SHERYL SWOOPES finally admits that closets are for clothes and everybody in the pressroom drops their jaws like this is news. I would bet you that you couldn’t put five women together from the league that were straight het breeders. There’s gonna be at least some bi-cyclesuality in there.
But in all fairness this was about throwing caution to the wind in some aspects because she could be jeopardizing all of her endorsement deals. I mean, she does have endorsement deals right? Who is SHERYL SWOOPES anyway? I thought she was that slim tall girl that plays for Los Angeles. Ohhhhhh, that’s LISA LESBIAN. My baddddd. So let me give Mr./Mrs. SWOOPES her due in her own words…
“My reason for coming out isn’t to be some sort of hero, I’m just at a point in my life where I’m tired of having to pretend to be somebody I’m not. I’m tired of having to hide my feelings about the person I care about. About the person I love. Male athletes of my caliber probably feel like they have a lot more to lose than gain [by coming out]. I don’t agree with that. To me, the most important thing is happiness.”
Now isn’t that special? Let’s hope there isn’t a bum rush of male figure skaters holding press conferences in the next few days to mar the conclusion of this years’ World Series.
