As of press time, B & J are reportedly still dating…
Archive for October, 2005
The BARTLES & JAYMES Engagement Report…
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005Even Paris Keeps it Gully
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
True story… I am in a sneaker store in a Black neighborhood in Paris called Cligancourt and I come across this poster of the GAYME and his… er… mentor.
AND NOW… A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
Wasn’t her last album titled ‘Tasty’?!?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Now That The Storm Is Over, The Beatings Will Continue…
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
You have to know this story by now about this elderly man that got his azz totaled by some klansmens grandsons, but did you know that he has been sober for over two decades?!? I’ll bet you a dime to a dollar that he got a drink the second his bloody azz got home.
Can you imagine this old man’s fear and terror as he was pummeled by the klanmens grandsons while a mounted sentry kept the onlookers at bay. Once they got him into the woods he knew what they would do next. Klansmens grandsons were taught by their fathers and their fathers fathers how to properly administer a ‘New Orleans necktie’.
The klansmens grandsons won’t ever be convicted in the Hinterland, but I thought I would provide them with a defense just to explain to the other white why a 64-year old was SOOOOOO fucking difficult to arrest.
HE HAD THE BLOOD OF A SLAVE.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
