Shit, I was two blocks from coppin dust
I used to hop the bus
Now look dogg, ain’t nobody hot as us
Girls, they gotta rush
Shit, they gotta blush
Wanna go in the mall just to shop with us
To how they piss and bitch how they ran a mile
Fuck Killa Cam, they in love with Cameron Giles
Damn, I gotta smile
At press time, B & J are reportedly still dating
If KANYE WEST keeps this up I will have to change the nickname we at the website had given him – KANGAY. For all the time that he has been ‘out’ we have not seen him with a lady. Not a sibling or a cousin (like your girl ALICIA KEYS does). We have never seen him pictured with a model, but he claims to bend them over on the regular. During that MTV interview with SWAY the word around the office was that KANGAY had drawn a detailed of portrait of JOHN LEGEND that he had framed.
So it wasn’t a stretch to think of KANGAY taking a page out of JAY-Z’s book a la MEMPHIS BLEEK, by keeping JOHN LEGEND. JOHN is a young lil’ sweet cutie pie too (JIM JONES ‘Harlem’ no homo).
But now these photos surface so we have to concede that maybe YE’ does like the ladies. I will also big KANYE up for his choice in accessory. Lightskin Black women with green eyes will NEVER go out of style.
There is going to be at least one unlucky crapper in another 3 weeks. Some have speculated that JAY-Z will resume his long standing and popular battle with NAS. Crap music fans loved the back and forth between these two but if JAY does start this issue again, he will lose interest with the fans. Everybody likes NAS again, and his moms passed away, and his dad is no longer an obscure mediocre jazz musician.
Still other crap music fan sites have given credence to the JIGGA MAN unleashing his wrath upon JIM JONES from the DIP SET.
Despite the comments that JIM JONES made calling the R.O.C. diamond a “cubic zirconium,” JAY-Z may have to hold his tongue if he wants to keep the peace at DefJam. JUELZ SANTANA is signed to the imprint with an album due to be released shortly and since he is a popular member of the DIP SET, JAY may not want to stir up any ill feelings under his roof. That’s actually smart business to keep the people that you don’t like near to you so you can watch their movements closely.
Who is left in the crap music universe for an ol’ dog whose teeth aren’t as sharp as they used to be, to chew on and spit out ? Smart money says that the herb this time around will be JAYCEON TAYLOR, who is only a little more famous when he uses his crap music moniker THE GAYME.
The one thing that JAY-Z has shown thru out his career is that he knows how to kick a man when he is down and THE GAYME’s career in crap music is already on life support. Rumors have been floating around the internets that JAY-Z will go big screen and play some video footage of GAYME stripdancing at an all male party.
If he pulls that off, everyone will run GAYME out of the game on a rail. But if that video does exist it makes me wonder where DR. DRE discovered this dude in the first place. Hmmmmmmm…
How YOU doin’ DRE?
Some kid in India has a total of 25 fingers and toes. I think this kid is a going to point us to the future (pun intended).
* If I had an extra finger on my right hand it would make masturbation 20% better right off the top. UPGRADE
* I could have my entire government on my 7-finger name ring – WILLIAM HOLLER SUNDAY. UPGRADE
* Extra toes = extra spaces between my toes for funky toe jelly to collect and accumulate. UPGRADE
* More fingers would mean that I could type these shitty posts faster. UPGRADE
