Archive for November, 2005
SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
USHER RAYMOND
Friday, November 4th, 2005
BOONDOCKS on the Tube
Friday, November 4th, 2005
Cartoon Network has consistently had the best block of programming since TV FUNHOUSE was cancelled.
I am a little nervous about McGRUDER allowing actual voices to be put to his characters, but at the same time I am proud of the step he has taken since DOONSEBURY was apparently too chickenshit to take it to the next level.
Now I have exactly thirty minutes to microwave a frozen burrito, roll a blunt, take a shit and masturbate in between ‘Curb‘ and ‘BOONDOCKS‘
Are you my Caucasian? Chuuuch!
GRAMPA, Give Up the Keys to the Tractor!
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
These internets have asked the question for years. How long are we going to let the elderly drive around and cause fatal accidents? In Florida it isn’t just the hurricanes that will kill your azz, its the fossilized retirees driving pick up trucks.
The story from St.Petersburg, FL is how some 93year old codger ran some dude over and then drove three miles with homeboy lodged in his windshield. Because the old man suffers from dementia he won’t be charged with a crime, but enquiring minds want to know, “where the fuck was he going?”.
The news report doesn’t say whether he will get his license back, but it is Florida and life is pretty cheap in the Gulf region anyhoo.
Who’s Next?!? BIG PAPI?!?
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
Yes I know its like 100 days or so before catchers and pitchers have to report to spring training, but the resignation of THEO EPSTEIN means I will have to wait like another 86 years before the Red Sox can win another World Series.
PARENTING TIPS FOR DUMMIES
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
Please leave the RICK JAMES ‘SuperFreak’ tee-shirt folded in the dresser, especially when you have little white girls under your arm.