Archive for November, 2005

HOLIDAY GREETINGS FROM OUR SPONSOR

Friday, November 25th, 2005

champeezy bitches!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

damn, damn, damn

From my family to yours…

But on a sadder note: the broad that created Stove Top stuffing just bought some property in that great big turkey farm in the sky.

Gobble. Gobble.

Has Anyone Seen My UNCLE TOM?

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

UNCLE T

Only a few years ago my UNCLE TOM was a supernova on the American political landscape. He was so hot that even some white folks considered inviting him over to their house for dinner. You know, to actually sit and eat, not to buss the table.

The next thing I knew, Uncle Tom and Aunt Jemima weren’t getting along in the big house. It looked like my Uncle Tom would have to go back to doing field work. But something happened on the way out of the big house’s backdoor. I really hope that my Uncle Tom didn’t trip on one of massa’s shotguns or hang himself by accident with one of massa’s Jack Ketch collars.

One thing is for sure. I haven’t heard nor seen neither hide nor hair of my Uncle Tom.

BILLY SUNDAY’s CINEMATIC SUGGESTIONS…

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

boysofbaraka

This is one of the few films that I will implore you to see this holiday season. ‘The Boys of Baraka’ is a unique coming-of-age story that follows a group of extraordinary 12-year-old boys from some of the most dangerous Baltimore ‘hoods to an experimental boarding school in rural Kenya. In an emotionally explosive journey shot over three years, the film zeroes in on a group of four (4) brave kids who are willing to cross the ocean to chase an opportunity. These boys are armed only with true courage and a fierce, resilient determination to fight the label of ‘throw-away’.

There is NO G-Unit soundtrack to this film.

N’AWLINS Report :
GEORGE BUSH Does Not Care about Dead People

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

deadmansitting

Last month the official search and recovery for victims of Hurricane Starrkeysha was concluded even though there were hundreds of homes in the Ninth Ward that had not been searched. When the families that owned those homes were allowed to return they were finding things worse than just the cosmetic damage to their property. They were finding dead people.

It turns out that the search and recovery effort was turned over to a private sector firm with ties to who else… GEORGE BUSH. The company KENYON WORLDWIDE DISASTER MANAGEMENT was able to cut their costs and increase their profit margin by skipping past the homes of N’awlins poorest.