The INTERN returns from his winter break at the folks crib in Ann Arbor to give us this eye-opening essay…
Are we finally ready to admit that Hispanic women are the ‘other white meat’? When I say Hispanic women I don’t mean Dominicans or Puerto Ricans, because I agree with BILLY that they should all be considered Mexicans, but I am referring to the fully assimilated Hispanic women like CATHERINE ZETA-JONES and SANDRA BULLOCK. If we could start to just put them onto the white team I think that will give white meat the decided advantage in terms of hot azz poon status. They won’t add enough overall points to overtake Black chicks, but I think that when you add the Hispanic to the white you get something better than the Mexican. And definitely better than the Red Dot Indian brand which is notorious for having the flattest boonkeys ever. Yes bitches. Flatter than a white Jew from Mineola.
I’m just saying, here is how I would assign points in the hot azz poon status contest…
10) Tragic Mullattos – A white girl’s sensibility and a Black girls’ body.
9) Black chicks – African-Americans and Carib chicks, but NOT the straight-up Africans(too much HIV)
8) white broads – Give us the Hispanics and we are good to go.
7) Philipineapples – Mexican body + white girl ambition and education(ask DAVE CHAPPELLE)
6) Mexicans – Too bad Mexos have to be knocked up before their 16th birthdays.
5) Japs – No, not the Orientals. Never underestimate the head from a Jewish chick. Its good like that.
4) Red Dot Indians – Big boobies and cute faces, but the hairiest pubes ever. Afros of azz hair.
3) Canadians – Just a bunch of dirty whores who will eat your ass out on a first date to get American citizenship.
2) French bitches – I will use the word bitch in the best possible way. These bitches pussy stinks!
1) Africans – If these are the last chicks on Earth then shit has gone terribly wrong.
I hope this handy guide helps you feel better about the bitch broad lady that you are sleeping with. If not, get an upgrade
