Archive for February, 2006

Everybody Wants ‘SOMETHING NEW’

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

something new is tasty

SANAA LATHAN’s new Hollywood vehicle ‘SomethingNew’ is kicking up hell’a dust on the internets ($5mil at the box office ain’t too bad either). This film marks SANAA’s return to Hollywood after being blacklisted for crashing the D-MAN’s pad late one night. For that reason I think SANAA was cast as the protagonist of this film since we heard from our HollyHood peeps that she had given up on Black men(or at least the married ones we hope).

This website is staffed by a few people that have at least 6 degrees of separation from Hollywood and we are proud and honored that the site’s executive producer has lent us some time to review this much talked about film. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to Ms. CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE…

Curly Sue I think that the studio, Focus Films has done an excellent job of creating buzz for this film. The promos and reviews have all focused on the interracial? aspect of dating instead of the greater and more important issue that people need to be real to themslves in order to achieve real love. That is the overriding theme that this film translates to the astute viewer. African American women have been hooking up with all kinds of men since they were first brought to this country. Sometimes it was through rape, but a lot of times it was just as simple as two people sharing their love of DAVID BOWIE’s music.

Cultural differences are far more defined between eonomic classes than between races? and this film didn’t describe people from two disparate classes hooking up. Both characters were college educated and both had a clearly defined work ethic. It was not as if the SANAA LATHAN character had developed a love affair for a Mexican landscaper, which incidentally, are far more ubiquitous when you survey the actual Californian landscape.

Now as far as the depiction of African American males that this film displayed is where you found all of the cliche that Hollywood keeps nestled in its’ bosoms. They were shallow and vapid as peronalities and completely on the booty-call comeup. BLAIR UNDERWOOD’s character appeared to be extra grimey but I blame that on the movie’s stylist who was obviously not an A.A. Everyone that understands the pathos of the talented tenth knows that facial hair is strongly frowned upon. And especially not a pencil-line moustache with a horrible hairline at the nape of the neck. As BILLY has oft remarked, “A.A. men are just going to have to put an ‘H’ on their chest and handle being the pop media personification of the boogeyman”.

I agree with C.S. that this movie is not an interracial love story since the main characters were all part of the human race. So if you want to see a real interracial love story you should go see ‘King Kong’

something new is real tasty

Brother, Can You Spare a Clip?

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

100 guns, 100 clips

It must be Black History Month again because the Birkenstocks at PBS have another one of their ‘once a year’ investigative documentaries to throw out to the peoples.

This years docu-poop is titled ‘Negros With Guns‘ and surprisingly, it has NOTHING to do with crap music. This piece is the story around little known activist and civil rights leader, ROBERT WILLIAMS, who urged African Americans to arm themselves against violent racists. In doing so, WILLIAMS not only challenged the Klan-dominated establishment of his hometown of Monroe, North Carolina, he alienated himself from the mainstream Civil Rights Movement, which advocated peaceful resistance.

As the leader of the Monroe chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), WILLIAMS drew international attention to the harsh realities of life in the Jim Crow South when he led protests against the illegal segregation of Monroe’s public swimming pool. This is incredible to me because I didn’t even realize that Black people could swim.

For WILLIAMS and other African Americans who had witnessed countless acts of brutality against their communities swimmers and waders, acts like atomic wedgies and dunkings from the deep end, armed self-defense was a practical matter of swimming survival, particularly in the violent, racist heart of the Deep South deep end of the public pool. It would be evident much later that aquatic equality was necessary for the progress of African Americans and not just from the water that came from fire hoses in Alabama.

In August 1961, the Freedom Riders, civil rights activists trained by MARTIN LUTHER KING, Jr. to lead non-violent resistance, came to Monroe to demonstrate the superiority of passive resistance. An angry mob of whites turned on the protestors and, by the end of the day, the Freedom Riders had been bloodied, beaten and jailed, and ROBERT WILLIAMS was on the run from the FBI.

For eight years, WILLIAMS and his family lived in exile, first in Cuba and then in China. While in Havana, WILLIAMS began to broadcast a 50,000-watt radio program called “Radio Free Dixie” as well as teach young Cubans how to swim to Florida. The radio show fused cutting-edge music with news of the Afro-American freedom movement and WILLIAMS’ editorials, which, among other things, urged blacks not to fight in Vietnam or swim in the Olympics.

In exile from 1961 to 1969, at the height of the American Civil Rights Movement, ROBERT WILLIAMS and his accomplishments have been largely erased from the public consciousness. According to the filmmakers, ‘Negroes With Guns’ helps to “restore ROB and MABEL WILLIAMS to their rightful place as important civil rights figures who defied the white power structure without the protection of large numbers or the attention of television cameras.

set it off

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

the holy grizzly

In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.

I have seen a few websites where people proclaim that they are in possesion of the ‘Holy Grail’ of footwear. First off, the Holy Grail can not be found in a FootLocker or an Athlete’s Foot retail location. Holy Grail’s are usually only found as O.G.’s (originals) meaning the company that made them hasn’t had to go back to re-releasing their older shoes in order to stay visible in the sneaker game. Now don’t get me twisted, I am not hating on retro shoes, but if your whole brand is built on looking backwards, how the hell are you going to move forward?!? Secondly, the Holy Grail isn’t just one pair of sneakers, but actually 33 different pairs. One pair for each year that JESUS did his thing in the ‘hoods of Hebron.

black haysue

So I will do a service for all the sneaker fiends that visit this site on the regulack by describing as many of the jewels in the Holy Grail that I can. The first pair that I want to bring to the table is the NIKE AIR TECH CHALLENGE ’90. These tennis SHOES were originally released in several colorways for men and for the ladies. The line was popularized by the flashy tennis player ANDRE AGASSI and the line came complete with matching shorts, socks and jerseys.

for the ladieeeeeeeeeees

Earlier, I referenced this model as ‘shoes’ instead of sneakers because that was the level of engineering that NIKE put into creating these shoes. The outsole is made of a compond called Durathane. This is an industrial strength rubber infused with polyurethane for maximun treadwear. To put it mildly, these shoes will be around long after your azz has stopped playing tennis. The upper was made with high quality leather and not this new fake leather or styrofoam that is being placed on sneakers nowadays. NIKE also put their proprietary AIR design into the shoes for another level of comfort. To top off all that good engineering, NIKE designers issued the shoe in flavors that matched ANDRE AGASSI’s fiery competitiveness. No brokeback, but the hot pink joints were straight FLAMES!!!

the 90's
how real is this?

Too bad for AGASSI that he defected to the three stripe brand, because it would have been a grand party for him when NIKE finally wises up and retro’s these classics.

limited edition lowtops

DETROIT STAND UP!!!

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

romey rome

MoTown hasn’t had any good news in a long azz time so I don’t think that we should take JEROME BETTIS’ SuperBowl victory lightly. Not that its going to stop the poor Black folk in the ‘D’ from killing each other. I can imagine that the ‘D’ wants the title back for America’s Most Gulliest City.

Well at least there were four hours where no one in Michigan got themselves shot the fuck up

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: BLACK HISTORY MONTH EDITION

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

americas mammy

I sing because I’m happy,
I sing because I’m free.
For His eye is on the sparrow,
and I know He watches me.

and I have like a gazillion bucks too!