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– NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

True story is that I bought these kicks for LARRY BROWN’s inaugural season on the bench at MSG, but we all know about the fiasco that the Knicks were this season. So now its baseball season and I’m still in a New York state of mind. The Knickerbockers loss will have to be the Metropolitans’ gain. This time I will buy some tickets early instead of playing the parking lot. I have a few VOTE FOR PEDRO tees left, they are all size 2x 100% preshrunk cotton. You could support the website and help me clear out my apartment at the same time.

At least you’ll get a shirt and a follow up e-mail for your $15. I sent $18 to Beautiful Hustle because they were panhandling for scrilla and do you think they even sent me a thank you e-mail?!? Maybe they didn’t really need my chips and they were just trying to see who would piece them off. Well, I could use the money. I spend hundreds of dollars on my ‘snail mail’ projects and I could use some support from my friends.

Ultimately, my money goes to making the rich richer anyhoo. The Mets organization is plotting the big land grab along with the Yankees and I am ready to jump on the bandwagon early. The new stadium proposals that both of these teams have on their respective tables will cede the land to the ballclubs permanently.

The previous arrangements were that the ballclubs were tenants on city property and they paid the city rent (theoretically). In the new deal these clubs will own the land and therefore may develop the property’s with the uses that they see fit. The Mets ballpark will be smaller as far as occupant load which will raise the value of each individual seat because I can’t imagine that the greediest people on the planet would be interested in making less money. With less people in the park that means concessions will be more expensive too so that the bottom line is maintained.

I am not even gonna start bitching about the cost that the city will pick up in order for the Mets and Yanks to move into their new digs. I charge all of that to the game. It’s called Boardroom Hustling 101, bitches. I just want a place to visit on a sunny summer afternoon after the grass is freshly cut, and the kielbasa is cooked to a crisp, but not burnt.

Bread and circuses bitches, all I want is my bread and circuses