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I apologize to everyone that has been waiting for me to weigh in on this topic. I know that some of you look to me for clarity on political socio-economic issues like these before you decide whether or not to protest at your local bodega or supermercado.

The subject of immigration and its legality has been pushed forth in Beltway political discussions because the people that work for us in D.C. are basically cowards. These men (and women) have been scarce to rail against the invasion of personal rights and professional accountability that the White House flaunts with reckless abandon. Instead they have chosen a more vague and misrepresented issue for which to bang their fists upon the polished cherrywood desks. Immigration has been broadcast largely as an issue that involves primarily Mexicans. This is a gross misrepresentation, similiar to the notion that Blacks occupy the majority of this nations welfare rolls. It just isn’t the case if you look at the sheer numbers, but that isn’t the agenda of the mainstream media. Here’s the truth about immigration, let’s see if you can handle it.

The United States is a country of which more than 95% of her population are immigrants. The only people that were here before we called this place the U.S. of A. are mostly gambling alcoholics. The rest of us can trace our ancestral heritage to another place (usually Germany). Blacks don’t generally have that luxury so they have to say Africa when asked of their ‘country’ of origin. As a continent, Europe dominates the immigration statistics for the United States placing 12 out of the top 15 slots for overall population numbers.

The issue of immigration is focused on Mexican peoples because they don’t desire to assimilate themselves fully into our capitalistic culture. Mexican peoples are traditionally part of a communal culture that seeks to share resources within their community. This sharing of resouces is actually the basis for communism. There is no greater enemy to capitalism than a working model of shared community values. Blacks and whites have hyper-assimilated themselves to the gospel of capitalism which is to get rich or die trying. To this end we are placed at odds with a group of people that doesn’t believe that the elderly should be discarded, that children are edible, that women are simply fetish objects. Until the Mexicans fully assimilate American values they will not be accepted as U.S. residents.

Here’s what Mexicans should do to become more American and have their immigration to the U.S. accepted as readily as those that come from Europe and other continents…
1) Eat their children
2) Kill the elderly
3) Buy shit that they don’t need
4) Listen to Coldplay, 50Cent
5) Renounce their love for communism (i.e. stop sharing apartment space/food with relatives)

This is a relatively short list but it will bring Mexicans a great measure of social status as they will leapfrog African Americans for the position as U.S. second class denizens. The American Black has long since established themselves for this caste and I have no doubt, especially when I listen to Houston rap music, that they would like to remain there by themselves.