Archive for May, 2006

APPLE Computers Does Not Care About Black People

Friday, May 12th, 2006

jackie robs

Start Snitching sparked a nice little debate when he compared Apple Computers newest laptop to the latest offering from Dell Computers. It turns out that you are paying nearly $2000 more dollars to look like a hipster with the pretty Apple laptop.

The question arose why would Apple charge so much for their products when the company boasts of their accessibility and their anti-elitist, anti-monopoly anti-trust operating system. What if Apple set their price points to prevent Coloreds from purchasing their products. Also the fact that they are manufactured in a white casing makes me believe that Apple doesn’t care about Black people.

Sure STEVE JOBS wears a black shirt with his jeans and yeah, the Apple Computer Corp. hire Blacks to drive their parking lot shuttle buses, but where are the Black computer engineers? Where are the Black people working at the Apple retail store?

“Hey STEVE JOBS, how come there are no brothers on the wall?”

Actually, Apple Computers took the lead by using Black people with their iconography. JACKIE ROBINSON was a real winner. Then MicroSoft trumped Apple by buying a shitload of MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. photos, but I suppose Apple deserves some credit for using MALCOLM X. Nahh, they were just being trendy. I guess it must be true what someone overheard JOBS saying…

“All Black people can do for me is buy my iPods and shine my shoes”.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: ALIEN AUTOPSY

Friday, May 12th, 2006

sam i am

It’s Extra Terrestrial week at DP dot Com.

MARIAH CAREY = MySpace Swagger Jacker

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

mariah a cup

I got this post idea from CONCRETE LOOP after I spent two hours reading CRUNK AND DISORDERLY. Just be warned that both sites are internets crack. Don’t visit them until you are ready to commit some serious time to celebrity blogging.

I hate the celebrity driven society that we live in, but I am always fascinated by their lives. Celebs are regular folks just like us who occasionally trip while they are walking or they don’t pay their car notes on time or they have wicked bunions on their toes. We pay them an inordinate amount of our time because they help us forget about our flaws and our own mortality. In the end we all suffer from the same human needs and desires. We all just want to be loved.

To that end we find that MARIAH CAREY, her producer, and her record label are being sued by some unknown singer/dancer for copyright infringement. Parts of MARIAH’s hit single ‘It’s Like That’ were taken from this girl’s MySpace page. Well blow me down! Who knew MySpace was good for anything other than smashing some 15yr. old poon? I feel a kind of way that MARIAH got all of those Grammy awards and she didn’t even get her material legally. I suppose everything will be right with the world when MARIAH gives up some of that DefJam dinero to the young lady whose swagger was jacked.

And then I bet homegirl will take the check straight to that Miami doctor and get her tops upgraded, just like MARIAH.

mariah d cup

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

allen illy

NBA superstar ALLEN IVERSON shows us the side of his hand that he uses to discipline his wife.

BOSTON YOUTH HAVE BALLS (NO B.B.)

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

BOSOX BALL DAY

Ask any lifelong Boston Red Sox fan what’s better than PW3ND’ng the Yankees and they will tell you that it’s when their kids get their own balls to play with.

Playing with your balls at the game is fun for the entire family, especially when two close friends share their balls while mom looks on laughingly.

BOSOX BALL DAY

The fun really kicks in when you hold a hot dog in one hand and a ball in the other. Good times

BOSOX BALL DAY