Embattled New Orleans Mayor RAY NAGIN discloses the newly devised evacuation plans for the Crescent City during the upcoming summer hurricane season.
Archive for May, 2006
N’AWLINS New Evacuation Plan
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006Posted in Black Bullshit, C.R.E.A.M., Social Upheaval | 1 Comment »
Negro Prom Nonsense
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006Somewhere in a housing project, someone’s mother is crying.
Posted in Black Bullshit | 10 Comments »
I Like To Live in America!
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006I will dedicate several posts this week to one of the website’s best friends. TONY’s KANSAS CITY has been part of the movement since we were first singled out by the great BYRON CRAWFORD back in August. With all the recent domestic news focusing on immigration, TONY, like most Mexican Americans has felt singled out in his sombrero.
I give TONY credit for using this moment in the media spotlight to bring other issues to the table that focus on how the mega-corporations abuse our economic system with far more disatrous results than anybody in a big silly hat could ever do. Well almost anybody…
Cheers to TONY’s KANSAS CITY and any other Mexicans that read this site. Without your hard work and dedication I wouldn’t be able to purchase a 100% cotton tee shirt for $3 bucks.
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Introducing… BLACK JUSTICE
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006Editor’s Note: I have an open invitation to friends of the website to submit articles that they wish to have published on the site. So to that end we will get to experience the rants and musings of BLACK JUSTICE. She promised me that she’ll take no prisoners on her journey so I expect the streets to be littered with bodies. Get down or stay down because here comes BLACK JUSTICE…
There were so many ways that I thought and labored about how and what to write about. I wanted to write about relationships and romance, about the injustices Black women suffer all around the world or even about one of my first loves-this thing called hip hop music. But I decided it’s going to be about all of that wrapped up in a fat layer of humor topped with sarcasm and a little mean-spirited-ness.
Ever since me and my friend, known as ‘The Dallas’ talked about doing something together(in print only bitches) there was one subject that I really felt needed to be discussed or at least addressed. Also this article should be read while playing/downloading ‘Knucklehead’ by Grover Washington Jr. So here is the question of the day.
“When did Black women become one of the most hated people on the planet?”
Allow me to explain myself. In my travels and discussions with many different men, especially in the NYC area, people are filled with hate and disdain for Black women. What the fuck? Let’s get even a little deeper and really bring it out, these are the following comments that have been said to me about Black women over the last few months.
1) “All Black women want to do is be on welfare.” Said to me by an African bootyscratcher, illegal ass alien that has had no source of income for over a year.
2) “We don’t let Black women with short hair and dark skin in the clubs. Hell no!” Said to my best friend by a demented ass, no car having, punk-ass doorman that can’t afford to hang out at the clubs he stands in front of every night.
3) “I don’t talk to girls that are darker than me.” Said by a freakishly tall, professional basketball player that without his million dollar salary would never get any ass because he looks like a buck toothed, jaundiced, mentally challenged pelican.
It fills me with furious anger that even in this day and age according to the above comments my skin is still my sin? Well let me say that as a Chocolate Deluxe, fuck off! One of the greatest joys in my life is seeing Oprah making paper, Storm (the real Storm) lighting suckas up and Tyra with her perfectly coifed weaves holding it down! Another source of double happiness is when I lay in my man’s arms and our bodies form a Matrix of cinnamon brown and we both agree how beautiful it is to see that “brown skin” in the words of India.Arie. So on behalf of brown women everywhere, I love my skin, my nose, all that and I look forward to going on a vacation so I can lay out and attempt to go from Boogiedown brown to Black.
So here it is, I promise to try and give it to you at least once a month, maybe more if the inspiration hits me right. Please send feedback and let me know what you think. I would love to hear from men and women that have been affected by the new color lines that seem to be drawn everywhere.
Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, Social Upheaval | 9 Comments »
It’s Hard Out Here on Immigrant Ho’s
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006This news item smacks of some real ‘quality of life’ issues that all the politicians are missing. Where can the single working class tax paying male get some cheap poonahnee from?
A few years ago I spent a few dollars enjoying myself along Roosevelt Avenue in Queens because that is where you could visit an apartment house and score some tight, young Mexican poon for only $20. That’s right, one ANDREW JACKSON would get you some Mexican Dominican or Mexican Salvadoran tail that was young and firm and only spoke these two words of english, “Ay Papi!”
So now the Feds are all busy busting up these businesses instead of say, arresting the KENNETH LAYs and the JEFF SKILLINGs that are robbing the working stiffs of their retirement scraps. It’s seems to be in concert with one another that you can’t enjoy yourself when your young, nor can you afford to ever stop working.
Now don’t get all morally sidetracked with the argument that these women were underaged, because if you saw a naked 16year old Mexican Dominican you would agree that she is all woman.
Posted in Black Bullshit, C.R.E.A.M., Lust = Love, Social Upheaval | 2 Comments »