Move along chaps. Nothing to see here.
The only thing that can interest me in the World Cup soccer matches would be if there were a stampede at one of the stadiums. That’s pretty exciting I would say. Imagine 100,000 people all runing over one another because someone yelled out “free sausages” (nullus). I am not sure what else would motivate a stampede, but boy would that be great to watch.
It was always good to be the king there’s no denying this. A published survey finds that men across the globe enjoy sex better then their female counterparts.
Almost immediately, I can think of two reasons why.
I didn’t give Adidas enough credit for being on the forefront of capitalizing on the lifestyle aspect of sneaker culture. Adidas recognized that what our heroes wore on their feet is what helped them stand for something, if not at least stand on something.
RUN-DMC stood on top of rap music in the early mid-eighties as the pioneers of the new unflinching hardcore street aesthetic. They were the evolution of the Crash Crew or better yet, the Furious Five. Less was more with RUN-DMC and instead of a group of emcees trading rhymes there was a workman-like deejay, the hype man and the emcee with an iron lung. Yelling into the microphones was how they let everyone know they meant business. With their Superstar Adidas on, RUN-DMC kicked in the door to the suburban home and let every rap group after them come in.
Fast forward to the present, GAME REBELLION shouts their rap songs of defiance and protest at an event sponsored by who? Adidas. I have difficulty in persueding the people that I know at Nike in supporting this cutting edge band of rebels. The sneaker culture has transformed into a glitzy patronage system that no longer eschews the rebels that wear their sneakers to boardroom meetings, since everyone is now wearing sneakers to boardroom meetings.
The rage at the machine has been replaced by the rage to buy a pair of limited edition sneakers for men that resemble a pair of clear vinyl stripper heels. The shoes are even named after the Invisible Woman. Is this the new lifestyle that men are embracing? A secret desire to wear women’s shoes? Where are the rebels going to stand? I pray that when they do stand that it won’t be in high-heeled stillettos.
That just sounds retarded doesn’t it? I would be willing to bet you there are some people that couldn’t score as high as a monkey. Or a chimp.
British scientists want to resume testing drugs and medications on non-human primates for research on these drugs efficacy on humans. As usual, a group of white with too much time on their hands is protesting this as they consider it cruelty to animals.
I don’t understand why some people will try to save the whales from the bow of a slave ship. They can generate an empathy for animals, but not their fellow humans. I wish we could use these bleeding heart animal rights activists for labratory tests instead of the animals. Open up their brains and study what makes these people so stupid.
Let’s face it, if we aren’t going to use the monkeys then it’s going to have to be the Africans. Next up are the Mexicans and the disenfranchised Americans.
