Archive for June, 2006

HAPPY FATHER’s DAY!

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

Cut the old man some slack today and take out the garbage.

1000 WORDS…

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

boogeyman

Whoever said a picture was worth a thousand words was sorely mistaken, because the best pictures can transfer their meaning with only one word. The truth is that some words by themselves are worth a thousand words because their meaning wraps around our fundamental notions of the world itself. Love, hate and fear are just three words that can define almost everything around us. It’s primal shit like that people use to control us, to get us up to go to work every day, to make us bust our azz so that we don’t ever have to be with or without those three words.

The boogeyman is someone that we all fear. He lives under our bed or inside the darkened closet, but most of all the boogeyman lives in our hearts. He represents our fear of vulnerability. Forget about rational or irrational values because the boogeyman is real and he is out there somewhere, waiting to jump on us when we are relaxing and just minding our business. You can try to make me feel ashamed for being afraid of the boogeyman, but I retain this fear deep inside of me, and nothing you say can remove it from me. I know the boogeyman exists so you might as well be him.

that niggas crazy

The nigger is still the tragicomic hero of post-modernity. I have tried to explain to people that the word’s etymology describes someone’s profession and not their skin color. Whether you realize it or not, class is still the great divide among people in America. Have you ever met someone for the first time and been asked what you do? It’s as if you are defined by what type of work keeps your light bill paid. When America became an industrialized nation is when being a neggar held the lowest esteem. People were working in factories and offices, but if you were still in the field turning over crops and shoveling shitty ground you were just a lowly nigger.

As a matter of fact, even if you migrated to the industrialized centers to seek work you were still regarded as expendable so the name stuck with you. As a matter of fact you embraced the name as only you people can do. You made it your de facto endearment greeting. Nobody really took the time to examine how important the neggar really is. As the person who works directly with the foods that we will eventually consume you literally have the country’s health and well being in your hands. I ate dinner at a Mexican restaurant last night and I realized how great a role the Mexican plays in my life. From harvesting, to delivery, to preparation, up to serving my table there were Mexican hands on my food. I guess I am really lucky that Mexicans dig DALLASPENN dot COM.

slaver

I didn’t wind up here by accident and I wasn’t kidnapped and shuttled to America. I was betrayed by someone that I thought would respect my freedom, because the color of his skin was the same as mine. White and Black is a purely fictional concept. That is the biggest fallacy that people have to deal with now. Wasn’t the African that sold my azz to the European traders at Goree Island also a Black man? You need to stop thinking that someone holds your values simply because they look like someone in your family. You can’t even get along with everyone in your family. I am not going to tell you to embrace any other folks just yet because there is still a system of privilege and supremacy firmly in place that other people have to openly recognize in order to dismantle.

Don’t hold your breath waiting on that either because the fear of being a neggar or worse, being captured by the boogeyman seems to be enough to keep everyone in their place. Just don’t let the world around you stop you from creating your own reality. Check for people that share your value system because that is where your community exists and it may mean getting to know a few Mexicans and a white or two.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

billy sunday

Real talk is that time is money. I appreciate the time that you spend with me checking out this site. You could be a million other places on the internets, but you chose to come through here and I am grateful and appreciative. At some point I hope that my passion for sitting here in parents’ basement, sipping on Tropical Fantasy Iced Tea from my special cup with the crazy straw will become lucrative enough for me to remain here in the basement indefinitely. Only leaving to visit the local McDonald’s and the liquor store. Up until that point I am going to continue to have to work at my day job to support my sneaker fetish and continue to visit libraries and computer labs in order to use their computers when I’m not at my parents’ house.

billy sunday

If I had a little more funding I could provide a better website for you to enjoy. I could rent one of those Blue Hippo ‘No Money Down’ computers for my apartment. I could go to B.J.’s and buy a gross crate of Tropical Fantasy beverages. I would sit in my apartment and blog so hard that my azz would fuse into the chair in my living room. So instead of putting a PayPal button on my page to help me defray the costs of operating this site (read: see how much you bastards really love me) I have decided to open up shop on eBAY again. What you can do to help this site generate some money is you can buy my shit from me. This way you will get something in the mail that is actually from the world’s most dangerous website, DALLASPENN dot COM.

It’s real simple. Just click here to see a listing of the items that I am auctioning right now. I have some brand new Air Jordan tees and vintage POLO Ralph Lauren clothing up on the auction block. As well as some lightly worn Adidas and a pair of O.G. NIKE Shox. Don’t feel funny about buying something from me that I may have used because that is the best deal of all. You will be actually having a piece of DNA that you can use to make clones from. Anyway you look at it the deal is win-win for you and I. And if you would rather fund me directly to my PayPal I.D. – bluecheese28@hotmail.com – I wouldn’t be upset if you sent me $5 either, but help me clear some of the shit out of my apartment.

time to make the donuts

While we are on the the topic of support I will kindly ask you to visit my brother VIK over at BIOCHEMICAL SLANG dot COM. He has a dope format for creating his posts and he gives you a YouTube with each drop. Sometimes he gives you several. Using some of the internets most searing images and classic music videos from BILLIE HOLIDAY to Public Enemy, he finds a way to create a post that is thought provoking while including the soundtrack to our lives.

Look at these websites that I holler about as television networks that provide you with daily programming that is compelling and entertaining. Until we can get our weight up to convince a sponsor to plunk down the scrilla for bandwidth and server space we are all just living off a dollar and a dream.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

the holy grizzly

In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.

You will never hear me refer to a pair of tennis shoes as simply sneakers. Although I may use that term for shorthand, tennis shoes are far from sneakers. The tennis shoe was one of the first pieces of specialized athletic footwear to address the damage that a shoe suffers on the upper portion. Sure most sneakers receive the greatest amount of wear at the sole but for a professional tennis athlete the upper portion of their footwear must be able to withstand considerable stress and friction.

pete

En route to 14 Grand Slam championships, including a record seven wins at Wimbledon, PETE SAMPRAS has run through many a tennis shoe. However, there was one shoe that NIKE created that even PETE could not destroy.

pete

The NIKE Air Resistance might be the strongest sneaker ever made. The soles are made with a special NIKE ‘Regrind’ rubber which is a composite rubber made from recycled sneaker soles. NIKES premium leather is accented at the toe box with DuPont’s ‘Kevlar’ material.

air resistance

As usual, NIKE spared no expense on the design end of this prouct. They created a stable and comfortable heel cup but then scalloped the ankle area for a full range of free movement. There is a visible Air unit under the heel and the sole cantilevers at the arch. The shoes are made for the athlete that moves on the court as fast as he thinks. I have a pair of the OG 1995 models that I have worn from jump and the soles show no wear. They are almost too good to sell. These shoes are both bombproof and bulletproof. So if you ever see the Air Resistance on the street make sure that you just don’t call them sneakers.

air resistance

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

lust=love

I slow things down a bit with this clip. When I say slow things down I mean that I don’t go to a place that most of us haven’t been to. That last YouTube clip put the special ‘K’ in crazy and I’m not talking Gnarls Barkley ‘Crazy’ either.