Archive for July, 2006

Summer Jumpoff 2006 Schedule

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

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Used to be a time when New York City was the mecca for free summer concerts. All the record labels would showcase their new up and coming talent in one of the many venues all around the city. Prospect Park’s bandshell and Central Park’s Rumsey Playground were the choice spots to hear good music and possibly meet the person that could give you some hot summer sex up to the month of October. Those were the days. The city still has a slew of free shows on it’s summer calendar, but remarkably there isn’t going to be anything worthwhile at Central Park. I wonder why.

I’ll discuss the politics of exclusion in another post, so for now take a peek at this schedule and highlight the events that you find sexy.

CityParks Foundation
is the non-pro that runs the Central park Summerstage and many other in park concerts during the summer. Their schedule for July is looking right especially if you live in Brooklyn. Brazilian Girls, RICH MEDINA & BOBBITO, Litle Brother & JOELL ORTIZ all at Fort Greene Park. I am in there like swimwear.

The MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. Concert Series is where my dad used to take us for as long as I can remember. I would swear to you that I have seen STEPHANIE MILLS there at least a dozen times and she never fails to please. It’s a great night to bring someone that you are in love with. This season they open with ANGIE STONE and ANT HAMILTON. New soul in an old favorite place.

SOCRATES Sulpture Park in Queensbridge has released the schedule for their Wednesday night flim festival. ‘Motorcycle Diaries’ at night under the stars is about as close as you can ask for heaven on Earth.

I almost cursed the scheduling gods that put the Hudson River Flicks on the same day as SOCRATES’, but thankfully there isn’t a conflict. ‘Jaws’, ‘Goldfinger’, “Good Fellas’ and ‘A Clockwork Orange’ means that I may not be getting my NetFlix monies worth this summer. Check the schedule for their Friday nite shows too.

My favorite movie screening under the stars is now inside Brooklyn Bridge Park. The hipster reclamation of D.U.M.B.O. is now complete with their Thursday night film festival. This is one of the jazziest venues and its complemented with a jazzy DJ set that spins before each flick and a jazzy thai food stand that doles out what ever it is that hipsters eat. The festival has a hot little lineup this summer. ‘The Wizard of Oz’ and ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ will be fun, but ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’ and ‘The Warriors’ make this spot my number one Thursday Jumpoff.

Bring a blanket C.S. and I will bring my flask. Holler at a moviegoer when you see one in the streets.

Spider-Man 3 Movie Trailers

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

The only good thing to come from going to see the super GheyMan movie were the trailers for Spiderman 3. Venom, Sandman, Hobgoblin?!? Marvel Comics has their foot so firmly planted on the throat of DC Comics to the point that they are going to have to create a Black Batman just to stay in the game.

LIL’ KIM Back On The Block…

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

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Well, actually, back in her home in the toney ‘hood of Alpine, New Jersey. This is a great moment for Black people all across the country, similiar to when those jigs that were arrested in Montgomery were released. They had that preacher dude hanging with them and they were busy boycotting all the restaurants that had segregated lunch counters.

This moment is way bigger though because we have the internets now and all they had were dog bites and wet clothing from being hosed down by firemen.

Ha! Those jigs were such chumps back then.

AFRICA = Motherland Of GULLY!

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

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My deposed African brother residing in Toronto, KAMOJI, likes to remind me that the greatest amount of gully peoples living on the planet are inside the dark continent. Who can argue with this great truism. Africa is the birthplace of gully. Can you imagine looking at your neighbors across the street and deciding that you would be willing to sell them into slavery in order to get a new set of cups and plates from the Home Shopping Network?

This is why I don’t particularly care for the Africans in Africa. Those people are the direct descendents of the people that sold my great-grandparents to the Devil. Why should I care how fucked the fuck up their lives have become. Shit is tough all over bitches. But I do care because that is the burden of being one of GOD’s chosen people. You have to care about more than just yourself. You have to understand that the web of life flows through all of us, Black, white, rich, poor, and even the Mexicans. We are only as good as the worst of us, and we is all we got. So in using that standard as a barometer, let’s look at recent news in Africa to see how fucked the fuck up we really are…

Even when Africans come to America they stay on their gully grizzly. An Egyptian couple living in California did they shit on some classic biblical shit by keeping a slave. Let my peoples go motherfucker!

Let me find out your boy TYSON BECKFORD is modeling in Mogadishu?!?

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Damn sonn, times ARE really hard on the boulevard.

AIDS, famine and civil war are an almost invincible hat trick, but when you add in heroin addiction, I don’t even think GRETZKY could pull that one off.

We enjoyed a laugh or two at DIDDY’s ‘Vote Or Die’ marketing campaign a couple of years ago. In the Congo however, they keep it so real that it’s just wrong. And it looks like there’s going to be a grip more folks dying before the votes are counted. With three dozen candidates all vying for the office of president I say they should have a cage match with all the candidates and about ten lions. Whoever ends up with the most appendages left on their body gets to be president.

Hmmm, that wouldn’t be a half bad system to bring across the pond for the November ballots.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

You know the ADDICT had to represent for my peoples in Bahia. The good folks at the NIKE Design Studio let me blaze my own joints that give a shout to all the kids that ‘Joga Bonito‘ in Brazil. As usual, the design program features materials that aren’t available online or at any retail locations. Please study the pearlized green leather at the heel and the toebox.

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The other feature that put these over the top is subtle to most, but to true sneaker fiends GOD is in the details. A gum cupsole is a sick throwback to old school sneaker design. Sorry players, but you can’t freak a separate cupsole online either. I feel your pain. There was a glitch in the matrix the day that I had these shoes fabricated so I couldn’t get the contrast stitching feature. Too bad for me. I guess I have to go back and do another jawnt.

Sou Da Paz.

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