Archive for August, 2006

The $40Million Dollar Slave Syndrome

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

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New York Times sports columnist, WILLIAM C. RHODEN, has done the knowledge on the history of Blacks and their impact on the landscape of the culture that is American sports. His book titled, ‘Forty Million Dollar Slaves’ gets it’s name from a statement that LARRY JOHNSON made after signing a lucrative contract for the then Charlotte Hornets. RHODEN opens up an important argument that even with the wealth and prosperity that some of these current athletes have achieved there has been little or no social progress gained from their exploits. RHODEN examines the social impact of MICHAEL JORDAN outside of his commercial potential.

I have to side with RHODEN on his argument that current athletes have no moral or social value landmarks that force them to be proactive in their community outside of the obligations that the franchise that pays them requires. There are tons of reasons for this, mainly, the breakdown of the family structure. With more women raising men by themselves we are seeing more men that think like women. Consumerism is valued much more than entrepreneurial ambition. The lynchpin, if you would excuse the term, of any progressive community is education. Without knowledge there will not be any empowerment. Education of athletes is eschewed for the most talented, therefore we create a class of wealthy imbeciles.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

BILLY SUNDAY On Voting And Dying

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

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On Voting:
In about one month most of us will have primaries scheduled for our states gubernatorial and congressional candidates. It’s widely understood that in urban precincts whichever Democratic candidate wins the primary is usually a shoe-in for the general election so the primary becomes the real election. I hope that everyody that is 18 or older is tuned in to the frequency since all of our futures are tied into who we allow to legislate for us. With PIDDY as busy as he is trying to make child support payments he hasn’t had the time to run around in a ‘Vote or Die’ t-shirt to remind us of our civic responibility. The stakes are high party people, so please don’t sleep this September.

Here’s a quick little exercise that I hope will get you in the mood for September. MISS AHMAD from GLAMAZON LIFE sent me an e-mail informing me that she had nominated me for the 2006 Black Weblog Awards. That’s a flattering compliment to me since the DALLASPENN.COM site has only been live on the internets since August 29, 2005. All the archived posts that precede that date come from my weekly e-mail blasts that I still send out on occasion. If you like the programming that this website generates I would kindly ask you to click the link here and nominate this site for as many categories as you choose. Please don’t embarrass us and nominate us for categories that we don’t fit in. You don’t have to fill out every single line on the form either, but try to get as many as possible. Once the form is submitted it can’t be amended. Winning a Black Weblog Award would be an honor to all the people that work hard to bring this site to fruition on a daily basis and it would look nice hanging on the wall next to my G.E.D.

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ON DYING:
I have never been too resolute on any topic that I was willing to die for my belief. The folks I read about in the Congo that are so desperate to experience a democratic government that they are willing to die for it receive my hardbody award. Over two centuries of European intervention have created borders and boundaries throughout Africa that are responsible for the continent’s struggle today for solidarity and sovereignity. I am not saying that Europe started the fire, they just brought the can of oil instead of the bucket of water. I salute the Congolese for their belief that a democracy is something worth dying for.

The one thing in life we are guaranteed to do as some point will be to die. None of us are too sure how we’ll accomplish the task and most of us don’t think too hard about it. We try to do the things that we think will provide us with at least another afternoon of sunshine and smiles. Dying is sad when it’s a friend or a loved one because of the finality. No more drinking binges or bank robberies or sex with the family pets. That is why I want to ask you to run outside now and take off your shoes and walk in the grass somewhere. Put that feeling into your mind. At some point down the road we will be destitute or returned to the bonds of slavery, but if you remember that moment of walking through the grass with your bare feet then you won’t feel too bad about dying.

Peace to the Middle East.

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Global Studies For Dummies…

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

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Q. Why do we call a Palestinian living in Palestine a ‘refugee’?

A. Because we drew lines on a map gave the territories names other than Palestine.

How fucked the fuck up must it be to live in the same area that your family has lived in for countless generations only to become a refugee on that very same soil? I guess the Indians (oops) Native Americans can relate to that, but that was in the past. Native Americans are getting casino paper now baby.

American Black need to get on their reparation grizzly. Not that money can solve everything because it will surely never give them a homeland. A place on the globe that they can say that their family comes from. Everybody should have a homeland, but that shouldn’t mean stealing someone’s land either. The Germans lost World War I and II. How come there aren’t any German refugee camps in Poland or France?

Dallas was just reminded that over 30% of America’s ‘white’ population claim to be of German descent. He slowly backs away from keyboard…

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: WENDY WILLIAMS

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

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Swagger jacked from the pages of OH WORD!

WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?!?

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

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ZILLA STAND UP!

Some cats that are new to how we do at this site might think that it is all about some old people bitching and moaning because the world is all about bullshiite. Nahh mayne, we gets down for the crown over here with the help of some of our young homeys in the game. Y’all should have already met NAH’RIGHT by now. Another cat I need you to know is my man fifty grand YOUNG ZILLA. He’s the dude that collabo’d with us on the ‘Mothers We’d Like To Eff‘ series and he is the sole proprietor of the ‘What Does It Smell Like‘ movement.

New York City has been hotter than Hell for the past couple of weeks, but that doesn’t stop Black folks from shaking their money makers. It’s just gives the ladies an excuse to dress like crack whores from the 1980’s. With all the heat and humidity nearly choking people to death I thought to myself, “Self, what does it smell like up in the club?” The answer is H.A.M.

Baked H.A.M. with a cameo from Pete Puma

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