The ‘Yacht Rock‘ series on YouTube has been the funniest shit I have ever watched. They’re well produced and hell’a informative if you love classic 80’s smooth rock. The following episode describes the little known inspiration for the G-Funk era…
shout to OH WORD dot com
Ms.PEACHES, the YouTube diva, has a series of short films that I think you should all watch at least to be thankful that she isn’t your sister. This is ghetto celebrity madness at its best, or its worst, depending on how you feel. I have a strong feeling that Black folk are going to use their inate creative talents in order to figure a way to top these videos.
We all should be scared as fuck for what’s coming up next…
Working on the DIDDY post and tying him together with BOBBY BROWN made me look at both of these men in a different light. DIDDY is without a doubt the king of all things jig related, but I didn’t give BOBBY BROWN the respect that he deserved. He was the pioneer of Rap & Bullshit, otherwise known as modern day R & B. He rapped, sung his own hooks and got women pregnant like he was trying to start his own baseball team. A decade before hitmakers JAY-Z and BeYONCE would find themselves as a tabloid item BOBBY BROWN was beating WHITNEY HOUSTON with his shoe, and she was loving it.
BOBBY was way ahead of the curve when it came to bad behavior and he has the mugshots to prove it. There is no rapper alive that has been arrested as much as BOBBY BROWN. Take a walk with me as we see the best example of when keeping it real keeps it wrong.
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It’s his perogative, and if he wants to fight with club patrons he can do that too. After ripping off a man’s ear in a Disney World nightclub back in 1995 BOBBY had to watch as MIKE TYSON received all the credit for being the first ghetto celebrity ear mangler in 1996. Bitches! |
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Don’t be cruel to BOBBY or he will kick your azz. In 1996, BOBBY pwned a hotel security guard who attempted to halt a wild soiree he was having in his suite. Later that year he totaled WHITNEY’s Porsche while driving with a blood alcohol level 3x above the limit. |
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It seems that every little step that BOBBY takes there is someone trying to get him for his bank. In 1998 BOBBY caught a case for sexual battery which he ended up settling out of court thanks to a loan from NIPPY. Not just satisfied with wearing throwback jerseys, BOBBY takes it back to the mid-eighties by testing positive for that DWIGHT GOODEN white pudding when he reports to his probation officer. |
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Well, I guess it’s time for BOBBY to get back on his own. Let’s hope he’s learned well enough not to report to any more of his P.O. conferences while he’s intoxicated. |
If I haven’t completely turned you off to watching some football games this season I was hoping that we could start a weekly football pool on the site. I will give the winner some cool shit at the end of the season. Prah’lee something from my apartment that I can’t use or be bothered with. It will be new to you so whatever…
Check it, we won’t use spreads or over/unders here. Straight up outright wins is all you need to predict. I’m not looking at every game just the ones that I think we care about. Here’s week 2’s lineup…
BUFFALO BILLS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS
Neither of these clubs are considered championship caliber, but neither wants to begin the season 0-2. I predict the BILLS.
DETROIT LIONS @ CHICAGO BEARS
Even though the BEARS whupped on BRETT FAVRE and the Pack I am going with the road team again. LIONS in a close one.
N.Y. GIANTS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
N.F.C. East is the toughest division in the NFL. The EAGLES soared last week against HOUSTON and I think they will keep flying high when the GIANTS come to town. GIANTS lose and go to 0-2.
OAKLAND RAIDERS @ BALTIMORE RAVENS
The Raiders are worse that I thought. I expect RANDY MOSS to be in jail before the season is over. RAVENS roll.
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
Ron Mexico has always had a tough time with Tampa, but this Tampa team couldn’t crush a grape in fruit fight. FALCONS get the win.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ DENVER BRONCOS
K.C. is the medicine that the BRONCOS are looking for to get their first win. HERM EDWARDS should keep the renovations at his new home in Johnson County to a minimum. BRONCOS stampede at Mile High.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ DALLAS COWBOYS
Dallas and Washington will both be desperate for a win this weekend. I predicted that the COWBOYS would be 12-4 this season and not 4-12. I need this win badly. COWBOYS scalp the ‘SKINS.
That was easy enough. What are your picks?
Just when you thought that Black people had found their lowest low with ‘My Chain Hang Low’ you discover that the bottom of the well is deep, too deep. We are all on the express bus to Hell in a handbasket. Glad that you could come along for the ride. Now say your prayers…
This YouTube madness comes from DP dot com reader and malt liquor aficionado 40 Dawg Drewlander.