Archive for September, 2006

HOTTENTOT VENUS 2006

Friday, September 1st, 2006

hottentot venus

The Model Minority was kind enough to lace us a few months back with a blurb on the sad story of the SAARTJIE BAARTMAN, the Venus of Hottentot. This is one of the many tragic African characters that faced the three headed Cerberus of colonialism, racism and supremacy. This character was reviled for her natural ample posterior when in the same Victorian culture women wore an apparatus to give them the image of having such a backside. It’s completely nutty to me when I look at her story now because she was openly persecuted, yet secretly idolized and fetishized for her body.

The two major examples of the mainstream media’s continuous Black woman ass fetish are my brownskin baby momma SERENA WILLIAMS a/k/a Court Chocolate a/k/a SHE-HULK and everyone’s favorite high yellow songstress, BeYONCE KNOWLES. Both these ladies are first rate entertainers, but folks in the media can’t get away from what really makes these women popular to them — their big asses.

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The New York Times was remarking on how heavy SERENA had become and they even chirped alongside JOHN McENROE and his superiors that said her extre-tennis lifestyle was ruining her power game. I remember when this same McENROE said that VEUNS and SERENA’s power games were ruining women’s tennis. McENROE should go to Hell and die.

My other Hottentot Venus is the purposely vacuous BeYONCE KNOWLES. I’m not old enough to remember the superstar grooming of DIANA ROSS, but I can see some connections between the two now that BeYONCE has immersed herself into acting. I know why DIANA ROSS tried so hard to get us to like her, because she had a difficult background, but with BeYONCE I am a little disturbed. She is completely overexposed for someone who is reportedly only 26. She’s not just burning herself out but she’s burning me out as well. Her name and likeness is attached to to so many things they will need to give her brand products their own wing at Wal-Mart by the time she reaches 30.

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I’m all for people coming up in the game and making some money so I don’t begrudge BeYONCE her success it’s just that her rapid oversaturation is going to cause a backlash where we will question what we enjoy about her so much.

In the end(pun wholly intended), the MSM doesn’t care about BeYONCE’s staying power because they will invent some celebrity to replace her even if they have to dig through a D-list garbage pail of Black talent. BUFFIE the Body anyone?

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The Black Weblog Awards Do Not Care About Straight Bloggers…

Friday, September 1st, 2006

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or, HOMO THUGS ARE RUNNIN’ THIS BLOG SHIT!

I am sorry that I got you folks involved in this whole fiasco of a clusterfuck. I normally call people gay for no good reason, but the administration of the 2006 Black Weblog Awards are all really homos. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but when it comes to things like integrity and fair play if a man thinks he’s a woman then he is likely to cheat if it serves his agenda. Women can’t help that part of their nature, blame Eve, the apple and the snake.

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In the last weeks of this boondoggle the administrators decided to allow people to vote as many times as they would like, forgoing the foundation of democracy which is one man, one vote. I guess if everyone has their gender all kerflooey then the one man principle can’t be applied. I’m not bitter either because I had a feeling that the fix was in when I started to read some of the blogs that had been nominated. I’m not saying that a blog isn’t official if it’s not on my blogroll, but you should know how many blogs I added to my list – 0. Word!

Actually RAFI from Oh Word was holding me down because he believes in the goodness of man. He thought that if you hollered at the administration they would put their shit together proper like. I told dude that these cats were ‘chicks with sticks’ and they couldn’t be trusted. I thank everyone that took their time to nominate me but we have better things to do over here than accept awards for anything. New Orleans is still fucked the fuck up. Iraq is still fucked the fuck up. And the Bronx is still fucked the fuck up. I have sacred cows to slaughter so I can’t slow my roll to take an award from anyone. Let’s get back to our grizzly and leave the Black weblog awards people to their own grind.

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