Archive for November, 2006

ISRAEL TO GAZA: STOP BOOTLEGGING JAY-Z ALBUM

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

its really real

I propose that the U.N. change the name of Israel to “It’s Really, Real Sonn!” because that is how it is going down on that side of the game. I’ve been trying to tell the Palestinians for months that they need to convert to whatever religion it is that them Israeli dudes subscribe to otherwise it’s lights out in Gaza. What’s laughable is that the Palestinians are looking to the United Nations to somehow convince the supremacists to stop killing children.

Nabulus please!?!

Women and children are gonna be the first to die because that way in a couple more years there won’t be any Palestinians left to reproduce. Trust me, the Israelis are actually relocated Germans, Czechs, Poles and Russians and they know a thing or two about putting genocide into effect.

Now go get a late pass.

The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Wk 10)

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

dip set

This week’s DP Dot Com Football Pool is being hosted by LM and the Dip Set. With the release of Jim Jones national mixtape, er, independent album on Tuesday and the heavy turnout on election day this might be the season for the Diplomats.

This week’s pool with be the toughest one yet. It’s chock full of games that can go any which way. That’s why LM and the Dips are giving you four (4) chances to rack up bonus points. Some of y’all are gonna need ’em. Let’s see if someone can finally move CANDICE from her post that she has held down since we started this pool. Here’s the lineup…

CLEVELAND BROWNS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
Last week’s loss for Atlanta brought the Dirty Birds back to Earth. CAM’RON says that he pushed mad weight in Columbus, but he never saw Bow Wow. That’s because Bow Wow lives in Atlanta now. RON MEXICO pwns the carpet.

GREEN BAY PAKERS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Minnesota elected their first Black Muslim Congressman in their history on Tuesday and BRETT FAVRE historically sucks on astroturf.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS
Miami gets back to being who they were before their remarkable win in Chi-Town. Kansas City wears a lot of red. DipSet bitch!

SAN FRANCISCO 49er’s @ DETROIT LIONS
Detroit is one of the gulliest cities in America and that appeals to the Dips, but the 49er’s wear red and gold and that is the key to ‘Ghettosexuality‘.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
Here are two teams heading in different directions. With such a tumultuous week in D.C. it must feel good to take a short drive up the turnpike, even if it is to the hellhole that has become Philly. After last year, CAM’RON isn’t fond of D.C. anymore either.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS
The Dips have been pushing crazy weight in Pittsburgh since the MEL BLOUNT days. The Steelers will win this game without MEL’s help.

CHICAGO BEARS @ NEW YORK GIANTS
Chi-Town’s second loss in as many weeks. Like your boy JIMMY says… BAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIN’

BONUS POINTS * BONUS POINTS * PONUS POINTS

Who has the most rushing yards this weekend? TIKI BARBER or TATUM BELL?
TATUM BELL
(Winners get 1 pont each)

Who throws the most touchdownpasses this weekend? CARSON PALMER or CHAD PENNINGTON?
CARON PALMER
(Winners get 1 pont each)

Total combined score for BUFFALO BILLS @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS.
47 pts.
(poolers closest to actual score all get 1 pt each)

Total combined score for DENVER BRONCOS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS.
17 pts.
(poolers closest to actual score all get 1 pt each)

VOTING WAS THE EASY PART…

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

rumodi

I suppose some of you think there was a victory for truth, justice and democracy here in America over the last few days. People came out to the polls, cast their ballots and sent the Administration into a tailspin. Nevermind the fact that it has been three long brutal years in the desert and already too many lives lost, but now is when the hard part kicks in.

You see there are thousands of lobbyists with suitcases filled with cash waiting to take these freshmen politicians out to lunch or to Aruba or to the moon for that matter. As individuals we have to show people that rhetoric, ne, talk is cheap. These people are in office because we voted them there, not because they deserved it. Now we have to make them earn their keep, or we will be changing the guard again at the next go round.

eff youtube

I can’t believe that some of y’all are still using YouTube?!? Them two dicks had a great idea, but it was the people that came up with the content that millions of folks watched. I’m not just mad that I don’t have a small check in the mail for the Ghetto Big Mac video, but I haven’t seen any of the content providers get a kickback from YouTube. If that’s how they are gonna play the game let’s see where YouTube is in another 6-8 months.

john-ye

Women with utereses = 1, Fags = 0
Looks like fag marriage is still being hated on across the country, but at least women retain control of their vaginas. I personally don’t feel like fags should get ‘married’, but there should be some kind of resolution for the gays that live in long term, guilt ridden, mentally exhausting relationships like most breeders do. There should be some acknowledgement for that when it comes to sharing healthcare provisions and legal entitlements for property and possessions. The whole fag issue is a problem for white folks way more than it is for people of color anyhoo. That’s why you see so many whites on the super-meta D.L. Them niggas don’t wanna lose their trust funds, or their influential jobs as pastors of million-dollar megachurches. Blacks on the D.L. are always easy to spot anyhoo. Like when you call a man your daddy, and he isn’t your father…

homothugs

Cash Money is the label, and Lil’ Weasel is the boss.

Got This Rap Shit On Smash…

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

yeeeezy

Being that I don’t know shit about online forums and peer to peer networks and all that computer geek shit that makes the internets the electronic truth. I need to go to a site that can be my one stop shopping for new music and that piffy piff. I was hanging out pollying with the ‘beast of the internets‘ one night and he put me up on a site that is just that crack.

ONSMASH dot com

The folks at OS dot com even put DALLASPENN up as one of their favorite sites behind BYRONCRAWFORD and NAH’RIGHT. That was cool as fuck for them to give us that kind of rank, but I know a bunch more Hip-Hop sites that are better than us over here so that was prah’lee them dudes at OS being Hollywood.

If you got time to burn and you want to go into the matrix then eff with these cats over at ON SMASH dot com. It’s like the Delancey Street of the internets.

JIM JONES Helps DP Dot Com Raise Bandwidth Scrilla…

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

ballin

If you have an eBay account you should place a bid on one of these auctions so that DALLASPENN.COM can continue to pay their bandwidth invoices.

JIM JONES ‘BALLIN’ POSTER

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