Editor’s note: DP Dot Com football pooler and drinking buddy 40 DAWG pulls out the shotgun and aims for Viacom Corp’s number one cash cow and cultural commodifier. One day soon I hope Viacom will be a corps(e) for all of us to dance upon, but until then you can catch me and 40 publicly urinating on 1515 Broadway.
I’m taking the gloves off people… Its time to fight fire with fire. Don’t get mad at me when I’m dropping off Becky on the Upper East Side and having that secret soul hand shake with her door man. I’m out for the big payback. I’m going for the gusto. I’m getting my reparations for the actions of this country by making as many of its women “unfit” and “used goods”. They say that most truths are said in jest and I am using that adage to notch a small victory of what has probably been the worst month for brothers in a minute – NOVEMEBER 2006.
The people here at DP.com have dillegently worked to opine on the events of the month such ass KKKramer, the etemolgy of our favorite slurs, the tragedy in Queens by Officer Wyatt Earp and the rest of triple OG NYPD Crips (The Original Boys in Blue. No disrepect to Tookie Williams and Raymond Washington), and now MTV is in on it.
This entity of Viacom who along with its Sally Hemmings channel BET (aka The Negroe Channel) has always done its part to way-lay the rank & file lemmings who devour its trifles en masse. There have been ground breaking moments for numerous people of color to get their shine on MTV since Michael Jackson up through today. But they’ve always had their “This what America really is” programming – the wildly successful Don Dada of reality TV “THE REAL WORLD”.
This ironically titled show has always made a great sideshow of showing the systematic COLIN FERGUSON-ing of the black male. Its even wonderfully edited it to the point where sisters hate the brothers on the show (see the ex-Mrs. Kenny Anderson, and the AKA broad with the laundry list of necessary male traits). The other route it goes with the brohams is that they make them completely obsolete or they withdraw completely. On the other side, no show has been more EMPOWERING of the homosexual male into mainstream society than “The Real World”, in its now 17th season they’ve left out numerous “other” groups that are representative of AmeriKKKan society but they always keep a fag on hand (sometimes two) when it comes to casting the show. Well guess what people as of this week, just to round out this perfect BLACK MALE APPRECIATION MONTH, there’s been a shift in the MTV social dynamic…
THE FAGGOT CALLS THE BROTHER A NIGGER… Thats right you got it! And not just you’re average garden variety spade but the violent type, but remarks about how “the nigger wants to kill me” (or something close). Plus I’d like to add the sublte irony that this season takes place in Denver, Colorado home state of KOBEGATE (Hi Katie Faber!).
Maybe its the month my demographic has been collectively having but I just can’t deal with this anymore. I mean I don’t know what MTV has in store to deal with this issue, all I know is that they’ve kicked brothers of their cash cow series for far less reasons and I don’t remember any one of them calling anyone anything. Even Kevin Powell in the heat of his angry black man tirade never once resorted to cheap insults nor scrap the bottom of the ignorance pudding cup. I’m keeping my eye out for this one. Because I’m sure as the size 14’s I roam this planet in if any darkie came out of his mouth and called someone gay a “sheet snatching, pillow biting, butt pirate, cum-catching sword swallowing fag”. They’d immediately have a “house meeting” because “they don’t feel safe”…
You know what, word to the memory of Sean Bell – brothers we need to have a house meeting – BECAUSE I DON’T FEEL SAFE.