
Which is still no excuse for my anemic posting this weekend. Can I say that I killed a bottle of Belvy for delf during the Super Bowl. That shit is the smoothest vodka known to man. I didn’t O.D. on crappy snacks either. Kept it real eye level. Cold cuts and chicken wings. The Super Bowl was a surprising good game even though CBS made a point to not wiping off the rain soaked camera lens. I’m glad that TONY DUNGY gets to be a Super Bowl winning coach, but real talk is how did DOMINIC RHODES not get the MVP award for the way he shredded the Chicago defense? Oh, I almost forgot, PEYTON MANNING is the white Jesus.

How gay are sports? So gay that high school wrestling in Minnesota has been banned because there was an outbreak of herpes. The irony wrapped around the conundrum was that the outbreak was believed to have originated from a wrestler at Valentine High School in Nebraska. Dayum, so this is how they celebrate Valentine’s Day in the midwest? Whatever happened to motherfuckers just giving each other heart shaped cards and shit?!?

Speaking of high school kids, and Valentine’s Day and sexually transmitted diseases. Texas governor, RICK PERRY is requiring grade schoolers to be innoculated with a vaccine that reportedly prevents the human papillomavirus, or HPV. This virus can cause cervical cancer if undetected for a prolonged period. I am a big opponent of the pharmaceutical industrial complex and I feel like this proposal by the Texan governor is filled with some corrupt kickback incentives, but I can’t deny that I hate cervical cancer in women either. The ugly beauty of America is that you are damned if you do and certainly damned if you don’t.

One of the best bloggers on the internets is BYRON ‘BOL’ CRAWFORD. His honesty and wit has made him a cult figure among all of us who submit commentary of society, art, culture, love and whatever else comes to mind. BOL has made the leap to video blogging, even though the video blog is someone elses. If RAFI and I can change the face of Hip-Hop blogging then why can’t other Internets Celebrities get their day in the sun? I’m waiting to see Nah’Rights ESKAY and and Crunktastical’s FRESH in a porno together. Nullus, of course to that last sentence.