Archive for February, 2007

RAP NERDS UNITE!

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

nerds

But hopefully not with these humps.

If you are one of the cats that spends as much time on the ‘nets as I do then you must have already seen(and heard) one of the greatest cross-collaborations in the history of the world wide web. It was like the United Nations of rap bloggers coming together to celebrate the fact that most of them haven’t left their parent’s basements in over a decade.

When Oh Word magistrate RAFI KAM told me of the idea to create a mega-list of fifty of the greatest rap songs that people had slept on you should have seen my eyes roll. When RAFI gets excited about an idea he talks so fast that sentences are melted into a slurry of sounds and grunts. I was sure that the list would be comprised of Sean Price and GhostFace one offs that were recovered from some discarded DAT found in a dumpster in front of a NYC sound studio.

In fact RAFI had help from the ‘others’ that write for his site as well as respected Hip-Hop bloggers like ROBBIE and NOZ. This was a compilation of rap classics from a multi-national, multi-ethnic perspective. They considered things like production value and lyricism (a derrty word in current rap circles) when they chose their songs. The curators of this list are the best backpackers in the blogging cipher.

The true essence of the backpacker was that they owned every single cassette from everyone that ever rapped and if you wanted to hear some gangster shit they had you covered. If you wanted to hear some weedhead shit, that was in their backpack as well. Of course they had that Free Mumia rap music too. These curators were the types of cats to have the set of headphones that were held together with scotch tape. These are the types of niggas to let the tape rock until the tape popped. Enjoy some boom bap history courtesy of Oh Word dot com…

  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs You Need To Hear … Right Now (1-10)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (11-20)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (21-30)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (31-40)
  • 50 Incredible Rap Songs (41-50)
  • These guys are so drunk from the power of the music they have brought to us they have even released a bonus beats drop with an additional twenty tracks for you to hear.

    These dudes can’t stop, no, they won’t stop.

    CIARA GENDER CONFIRMATION UPDATE…

    Saturday, February 17th, 2007

    reggie ciaraimage via BOSSIP dot com

    AWWW SHIT! Now CIARA has ben rumored to be getting close with former Southern Cal Trojan REGGIE BUSH. I just hope dude wore them, but I don’t even want to think about it.

    Peep how homegirl is taller than a pro football player.

    I’m Too Sexy For This Shit!

    Saturday, February 17th, 2007

    monkeyboy

    Your favorite blogger (and mine too) lit up the red carpet at the 59th annual Writer’s Guild awards.

    The real reason he was invited to the ceremony was so that TRACEY MORGAN didn’t have to be the only Black guy in the building that wasn’t shining shoes and serving food.

    True story.

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    R.I.P. To The Negro Network… And Who The Fuck Cares?!?

    Thursday, February 15th, 2007

    b.e.t.

    If you work on the tenth floor at 555 West 57th Street I suggest that you start looking through the classified ads before you do your usual morning fuckery. In a few months I predict that Black Entertainment Television will be carrying the weed for lesser Viacom networks like MTV Brazil or Nickelodeon New Zealand. B.E.T. stopped being relevant a long time ago but the final death knell was sounded this week.

    When the news came down that B.E.T. was creating it’s first original programming series and that the series was going to viewed on Viacom sister network VH-1, I knew it was a wrap for the old Negro Network. It’s nothing new for networks to share their programming. Look at how Disney made ABC give Monday Night Football over to ESPN. The understanding is that ESPN has a hardbody sports clientele that would support the MNF broadcasts wholeheartedly. So then why do the head honchos at Viacom think that VH-1 would serve as a better platform than simply B.E.T.? It’s because the program is a dramatic series focusing on the lifestyle of a Hip-Hop music mogul.

    And could it be all of the rap music related programming that already has Hip-Hop fans tuning into VH-1? From ‘Flavor of Love’ to ‘I Love New York’ on to ‘Ice T’s Rap School’ and now currently the most important program in Hip-Hop history… The outrageously popular ‘ego trips white rapper show’. This shit is so important to Hip-Hop right now that RAFI from OhWord dot com had to shut down an IM chat with me because the show was coming on. Fuck DVR’ing that shit, the show has to be watched and discussed in real time. Suffice to say I haven’t seen one episode yet. I should take the advice of the Village Voice blogger and just give rap music back to the whites. It’s under this umbrella that B.E.T. is creating their show that they will ultimately give to VH-1.

    Blame the previous producers of programming at the Negro Network for creating a block of shows that appeal to only a 13yr. old to 19yr. old demographic. It wasn’t totally their fault either since most of the music that is performed by negroes is designed to be trendy temporary pop music. Even 106th & Park seems more immature than T.R.L. The kids seem almost prepubescent. Somebody keep your eye out for ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY. This is now the audience that essentially occupies the airwaves and message boards for Black Entertainment Television. Viacom doesn’t believe in them as a suitable or viable consumer base and they want to tap into the more mature audience that frequents VH-1.

    I still feel a little bad for B.E.T. I know a lot of folks that work over there and they aren’t the type of people that can do much of anything else except maybe work at the DMV or the cashier station at Mickey Dees. These fools are going to be added to the already burgeoning unemployment pool in the entertainment sector thanks to MTV getting rid of some of its flotsam and jetsam. Again, I send this post out to all the cool people that I know at Black Entertainment Television. Good people like exec producer STEVEN HILL, and…

    Damn, I don’t know of any other cool folks at B.E.T.

    MISS AMERICA FOREVER!

    Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

    MISS AMERICAYou didn’t think I would forget?!?

    How many of us are fortunate enough to still have their ‘first LOVE’ close to them? I am friends with a married couple that were high school sweethearts. These two will most surely grow old together because they have the formula that keeps that ‘new car smell’ on their LOVE. Even though I am not married I am still in close contact with my first LOVE. Every year for over twenty years, on Valentine’s Day I pay her a special visit. She inspires me because of her strength, beauty and her steadfast determination. I don’t know too many people that could have withstood the pressure that she faced. She was my first LOVE and she will forever be my MISS AMERICA.