Archive for April, 2007

**DP Dot Com NEWSBREAK**

Monday, April 16th, 2007

va tech shooter

I was totally convinced that the picture above was a photo of the police carrying out the shooter responsible for the tragic massacre today at Virginia Technical University, but internets rumors report that the shooter may have been an Asian student upset over a mid-term test score.

Between those pressed-hair lesbians from Rutger’s University getting DON IMUS canned and this obviously uptight Asian student feeding everyone lead as opposed to dead cat it’s become apparent to me that universities need to stop admitting minorities. The University of Michigan should get some kind of Young Visionaries award for all the work they are doing to bar Blacks from being admitted to their school.

va tech shooter

This single incident moves Asian kids up the ladder for overall gully points, but they still lag way behind white for overall school killing incidents.

Get your weight up Chinamen!

BAGHDAD’s BOMBING, BURNING, BLEEDING…

Monday, April 16th, 2007

baghdad bleeding

Ask yourself how the hell SADDAM HUSSEIN was able to keep everyone in check without racking up the bodycount that we are amassing while we occupy Iraq? It’s like everyone over there is going to have to die in order to get a consensus opinion.

There will never be any type victory for the millions of Americans and Iraqi peoples that have already perished in the godforsaken sand. They only possible victory is the surging value of Halliburton stocks. This gives us Americans two solid options, get a mutual fund loaded with stocks from defense contractors, or be a patriotic, freedom loving voter and telling our senators to impeach the president.

CLOWN ‘DEEZ NUTZ ‘YA BUM!?!

Monday, April 16th, 2007

clwnbum

I wonder which rapper DON IMUS bumps on his ranch for disabled Black kids? I’m a little upset that IMUS was canned so quickly before the discussion ever came to focus on the people that underwrite the entertainers that use the same language. I can tell you that the same corporation that syndicated the IMUS show on television makes a shiiteload of scrilla from pop radio rap music. I can see why they were so eager to throw the old man under the bus. They didn’t want DON IMUS to let slip who really profits from mainstream media misogyny and supremacy.

General Electric is the company at the top of the food chain. They own everything. They prah’lee own this blog. In 1876, they stole LEWIS LATIMER’s incandescent light bulb patent design. One hundred years later in 1976, General Electric won a class action lawsuit filed by female employees who were upset that the company’s disability benefits specifically excluded preganancy. General Electric owns the patent for the word ‘nigger’.

Are y’all ready to boycott General Electric? I know I sound crazy don’t I? I won’t be mad at you if you are afraid. This is DAVID versus Goliath and I don’t have any illusions that these dudes could crush me without blinking an eyelid, but I will do it in order to remove trash like LIL’ WANG from the airwaves. This is going to be a sacrifice for me too since I love ’30 Rock’, ‘The Office’ and ‘Heroes’. I also have to stop listening to music by Ghostface and KANYE WEST. Since I don’t have a toaster or microwave in the crib and my refrig and oven aren’t G.E. I’m not doing too bad. Gotta go back and check the dishwasher, but I think I’m good there too. Now the only problem I have is that everything else in the world is run by equipment that General Electric holds the patents for. Peep G.E.’s wiki-page. I told you these niggers prah’lee own the word ‘nigger’.

The revolution will not be televised, and it will have to be planned by candlelight.

JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON = HARDBODY DELUXE

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

jackie rob

A lot of people think that racism doesn’t invade your body on a physiological level but they would also argue that racism ended when JACKIE ROBINSON entered the ranks of major league baseball. What did end would be the published statement that African Americans were not intelligent athletes. All the while racism wittled away at the man’s bone marrow. It acted like AIDS as it attacked this world class athlete on the level of JIM THORPE

I can’t even begin to tell you how hardbody JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON was. He defies description. Please read his Wikipedia page. All I knew was that my dad had the utmost respect for JACKIE ROBINSON that bordered on cultish worship. Okay, maybe cult worship isn’t the truth either, but my dad gave me a book to read about JACKIE called ‘The Great Experiment’ and he made me read it before he sent me to this summer baseball camp at Queens College. My dad always told me that I was as good as anyone that I played with. I thought that he meant skills wise, but what he really meant was that my humanity was the most important skill that I owned. The truth is that I kind of sucked compared to most of the kids at the camp. As usual, fat boys always have to play catcher. Nullus.

I still can’t fully imagine how hardbody JACKIE ROBINSON was to champion social causes all throughout his career while posting all-star Hall of Fame statistics. After his retirement from baseball he politic’ed for Black coaches and managers. Major League baseball finally gave him his wish. Too bad he wasn’t around to see his dream fulfilled. JACKIE died in 1972 at the age of 53 years young. The cancer called racism transformed itself into diabetes and ravaged his body. I can’t imagine any athlete in today’s world speaking out against social injustice and racism. These men have athlete bodies and coward’s hearts.

Long live DP Dot Com Hardbody Hero JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

the addict

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April 14th, 2007

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