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Memo to Cialis: Get up on this [ll]

With Major League Baseball’s playoffs opening pitch being thrown later this evening I thought I’d talk a little about this historic season and what has really been at play in America’s pastime. Despite all the tumult over BARRY BONDS eclipsing HENRY AARON’s career home run record, as well as the off the field stories of illegal substance abuse among lower profile players, baseball game attendance soared this season. Nearly 80 million people waked through ballpark turnstiles. This outpaced last years mark bu over three million.

BARRY BONDS historic season can take some of the credit for this surge along with the other players that also achieved some milestone career stats, but at the end of the day all these numbers coincide not so much with more home runs, or even more offense for that matter, but longer home runs. Huh?!? Does anyone remember the controversy opened up several years ago about major League baseball redesigning the construction of their official game balls? It looks like some big brained scientists did a serious study on the the interior of MLB balls [ll] and what they turned up is interesting.

Looking Inside Baseballs for Home Run Secrets

Basically, the core of the baseball has been increased and the material has been changed to one that is more responsive when the ball is hit. The operative word however is still HIT, and if you can’t hit the ball then you don’t really have a say in whether or not it becomes a souvenir. Dig this shit, the center of the ball is called the “pill”. Did I not tell just Cialis to get up on this shit?!?

I imagine that the ball reconstruction may aid pitchers in the aspect of gripping the ball now that the ball’s surface is softer [ll]. All these new modifications have some baseball “purists” balking at the recent records that have been posted and declaring that modern day baseball requires an asterisk in the record books.

None of these so-called purists have had the courage to describe all baseball records a sham since half of the game’s recorded history was played during America’s legalized segregation.

I used this drop only to point out the constant hypocrisy that is published when people of color retain the legacy of American idealism. Baseball is still a great, perfect game that is best enjoyed on a warm, sunny afternoon. I hope this years’ playoff delivers some new heroes to the fore as there will certainly be a new world champion. I will leave the newspapers and the television alone to promote their new world order agenda.

Last but not least, Cubs and BoSox in the series, with Chi-Town winning it all in seven.

	‘YE TUDDA says “That’s what’s up! Soriano is my nigga!.”