Archive for November, 2007

POLITRICKS 2008: What’s The 4-1-1? Still 9-1-1.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

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RUDOLPH GIULIANI has been receiving MSM praise recently for speaking publicly without referring to the terrorist attacks on the World trade Center for almost thirty whole minutes. This is a sign that he may one day be able to speak for a whole hour without bringing out any more anecdotes of that fateful day burned into most of our collective consciousness. I doubt it though.

I don’t see why GIULIANI would even consider changing the game plan that has worked so well for him. Everything he has done in his political career up to this point has been centered around the fact that he may have better timing than a Swiss watchmaker. In politricks, good timing is even better than the truth. For a moment I’d like to dispel a few of the myths inside of the GIULIANI canon so that when you hear these talking points being pushed over the next twelve months you will be able to separate fact from fiction.

  • Myth #1: GIULIANI takes down the mob
  • The mob was so played out by the time RUDOLPH GIULIANI had his first assignment carrying weed for ALPHONSE D’AMATO. Actually, the Italian mob, which GIULIANI takes the credit for dismantling, was already on the skids. Meanwhile, the thorough Reds(Ruskies and Gooks) were handling their business like it was the Friday after Thanksgiving.

  • Myth #2: GIULIANI is a crime-stopper
  • Since most people in this country treat books like they carry the AIDS virus not too many folks have gone in on the book called ‘Freakonomics’. There is some heavy shit inside that book. One of the ideas they have proffered is that the birth control revolution that decreased the national birthrate in the 1980’s also decreased the national crime rate twenty years later. It wasn’t just NYC which saw a drop in violent crime, but the country as a whole. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, and speaking about mafia connections, BERNARD KERIK, GIULIANI’s consummate chronic carrier(no Spliff Star) is facing a Federal tax evasion and racketeering indictment.

  • Myth #3: GIULIANI is a 9-1-1 hero
  • Did you know that RUDOLPH GIULIANI dodged the Vietnam War by claiming he was going into the seminary? A man that will lie on GOD does not give a flying fuck about anything else. Non-New Yorkers don’t know how sick this city had become of GIULIANI and his equally opportunistic, family-wrecking, socialite girlfriend JUDITH NATHAN. Between KERIK, and NATHAN, GIULIANI had already created a public cocoon of bodyguards and defenders who refused to tell the king that he wore no underpants. That selfish insulation and lack of respect for anyone outside of his inner circle is why the Fire Department personnel would lack the communication devices necessary to save their lives before the Towers collapsed. If a somber, yet insincere press conference after thousands of people have needlessly died is what America wants for a president then RUDY should win hands down because that is what the Iraq aftermath will be.

  • Myth #4: GIULIANI is a Yankee fan
  • Anyone that claims to be a lifelong Yankee fan, and then roots for the Boston Red Sox can’t be trusted on his word under any conditions. Evar.

    Vh-1 Hip-Hop Honors: Total Fucking Access…

    Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

    i.C.'s

    We hemmed and hawed about dropping this video.

    What the fuck does Vh-1 even know about Hip-Hop?

    Does Vh-1 even deserve our coverage of their event?

    At the end of the day we discovered that it was, and will forever be so much bigger than just Hip-Hop.

    Enjoy.

    Big Thangs Piping…

    Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

    piper

    PIPER CARTER is one of my muses. She is a cool little Black hippie chick with an eye for fashion and beauty. Homegirl just took the next step to becoming the female GORDON PARKS ROY DeCARAVA.

    Vh-1 has a new Celebreality show called ‘The Shot‘ where aspiring fashion photographers vie for a chance of a lifetime position shooting for some high falutin’ fashion something or the other. I need y’all to send your prayers up to heaven for PIPER.

    Plus she’s just too cute not to win.

    piper

    SUPERMAN ‘DAT VOTE…

    Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

    obaama

    Before you crank ‘dat lever today ask yourself, “What would OBAAMA do?”

    YUUUUUUUUUUU!


    JaySmooth via OhWord

    cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 Update Wk.4

    Monday, November 5th, 2007

    wdisl

    Congrats to the people at WDISL (What Do It Smell Like) Records on the launch of their new magazine and line of scented underdrawls inspired by Fox Boogie (doodoo) Brown.

    This is the kind of forward thinking that you need to be a successful crap music mogul. Your not going to make money anymore on the sale of media. What you will make money off is the sale of a lifestyle. The image you convey to your listeners is what will convince them to consume the products you endorse for your lifestyle.

    To that extent I asked the crap music moguls participaating in the Q4 cMFL to answer a few questions regarding the lifestyle they will convey to their audience. The point of the exercise was to see how many label owners knew how to keep their shit crappy. I’m proud to say that almost everyone had the same answers even though some of the music moguls are from places like Georgia, Holland, Canada, England, Texas and even Detroit.

    I think that it’s the universatility (my word bitches) of cRap music that allows us all to use one crappy mind when we think.

    1) What side businesses do you own along with your record label?

    maaaaallin

    The overwhelming majority agreed that nail salons/barbershops were the way to keep the label cake stacked. How about buying a strip mall where you had a nail salon, rim shop and sneaker store in operation during the day and at night you hired the nail techs to cook up that chinese food, and manage a strip joint/massage parlor out in the back by the pool?

    2) What will you do with your first million dollars?

    ballin

    Somebody said some crazy shit about starting a non-profit that would donate broken cell phones to crazy homeless people so that when they walked down the street talking to themselves at least they could have a phone to hold up to their heads. Most of you correctly answered that you would ball out until the wheels fell off.

    3) Should T.I./Tip be set free?

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    Everyone seems to want T.I. to be set acquitted of charges that he illegally possesses firearms, but strangely enough they want Tip to be sent to prison to prevent T.I. from getting in any more trouble. Split personalities are taking over in 2008. I suggest you all develop one or twenty.

    4) Should Foxy Brown be set free?

    foxy

    Foxy Brown should be set free inside of nail salon with a case of BlackBerrys because that is where she scores the most points.

    5) Which is worse, getting raped or being arrested?

    hip hop

    Getting arrested is good for crap music points. Getting arrested for raping someone like 2Pac is good for even more points.

    Getting arrested for raping someone, and being raped while you are in jail[ll] is NOT what’s really good.