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Archive for November, 2007
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Sunday, November 25th, 2007What Would ERNIE Do?!?
Saturday, November 24th, 2007
ERNIE PANNICCIOLI might be the definitive Hip-Hop historian since his photographic images encompass more than 30 years of the culture’s evolution and progress through America. ERNIE has been commenting on my drops since before I had a website. The great thing about ERNIE is that he owns a personal bullshit filter on his brain which doesn’t allow him to gladhand anyone. At over six feet and 240 lbs. ERNIE doesn’t mind telling you how he feels about your shit.
I’m lucky to have him on my team for several reasons, none more important than the fact that he doesn’t lie. Just like Combat Jack he delivers his opinion unfiltered and unbiased by anything other than truth. If ERNIE says it then you can best believe that he lives it. He reminds me of my dad because they both come from the old, OLD school. If a man doesn’t have his word, he has nothing is the mantra.
So I got the idea after some recent comments by ERNIE to put up the images of some possible DP Dot Com Fantasy Poon Tang contestants. These are the women that I might possibly have sex with if they are the last women on Earth, and I am the last man, and we are on a deserted island, and they are unconscious (just how I like my sweet action). The question then becomes this…
What Would ERNIE Do?!?
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Pregnant HALLE BERRY The main reason I’m giving HALLE backshots is because I want to ‘Superman’ DAVID JUSTICE’s old ho. They do say pregnant loving is so juicy that you have to wear scuba equipment when you go down on it. What would ERNIE do?!? |
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Bearded R&B Chanteuse ALICIA KEYS I’m not so much into chicks that let their chest hairs grow extra long, or females that give other men handshakes with the soulbrother grip and the extra ‘100’ pat on the back, but I feel like I need to get some of this musical hoodrats sweetness just because I know that no other men are tasting it either. What would ERNIE do?!? |
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Midget Lover JANET JACKSON I’ve been waiting to drink her bathwater since ‘Good Times’ was on television. Her and Tootie were my first crushes. Despite all the nonsense that JANET perpetrates now with her fake boyfriend, and despite the fact that she conspired with her family to lock her daughter in the basement of the Jackson estate I must fulfill my destiny. The picture to the left is how JANET will always look in my mind’s eye. What would ERNIE do?!? |
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Stinkbooty STAR JONES Everything was easy on the eyes up to this point, but this is why your boy BILLY SUNDAY is the most hardbody blogger evar. The Hollywood rumors were that STAR JONES took a bath even LESS than her ghey husband peeped her slot. That would be the number between zero and never. So why am I going in on this nasty piece of Black tail? To get next on VIVICA FOX’s ghetto booty. What would ERNIE do?!? |
DP Dot Com PrizePacks = FREE SHIT!
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
I love giving away free shit here at DP Dot Com. Consider this shit your payment for your loyalty to coming here to eff with me on a Saturday. I’m sure you could be doing something else with your spare time like…
So for spending your time with me, and since I consider time to be money I will repay you a copy of QUENTIN TARANTINO’s ‘DeathProof’. This movie was part of the double feature ‘Grindhouse’ that Q.T. and ROBERT RODRIGUEZ produced. Shit features my latest baby mama ROSARIO DAWSON along with some other hot pieces of poon. These ladies aren’t just kick ass cunts either. They are cunts that will kick your out-of-pocket ass.
My local video store(no FREE promo bitches) had a three for twenty sale so I copped three pieces with the idea of giving them all away. Get in where you fit in if you like to see some outrageous action.
PAM GRIER: DP Dot Com G.O.A.T.M.I.L.F.
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
People have always questioned why I have’nt placed PAM GRIER on any of my previous MILF drops. The reason is simply that PAM GRIER exceeds all the rest by such a great degree it would ruin her legacy to even compare her to a JASMINE GUY or an UMA THURMAN. That’s like when people compare SADDAM HUSSEIN to JOE STALIN. That piece of Shiite couldn’t hold Steel Joe’s jockstrap [ll].
Similarly, PAM GRIER pwns all Black actresses and so-called feminists for her portrayal of characters that could take charge of a situation yet were still compassionate and loving. When you see chicks try to get naked now and proclaim that they are empowering themselves you should understand that is was PAM GRIER’s poses that made it possible. But don’t think for a second that PAM GRIER couldn’t get on that hardbody shit if she needed to. PAM GRIER wielded the phallic symbol machine gun better than some men.
If you ever watch the classic Blaxploitation flicks ‘Coffy’ or better still ‘Foxy Brown’ then you would know how I felt when I saw INGA MARCHAND adopt the stage name Foxy Brown. Too many rappers are quick to assume stage names of people that spent their lives doing the heavy lifting, and too many people tacitly accept the rappers misapporopriation of those names.
In my mind’s eye, PAM GRIER represents the strength and defiance of the Black female. In the face of a society that has marginalized and dehumanized people of color and destroyed the families of those people there was one woman who said “enough is enough”(no Donna Summer disco dance). This is why DP Dot Com has made PAM GRIER the new face of the ‘Kill White Tee’ movement. Copp your joint in ’08.
SANDRA BERNHARD… I’d Hit That
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Let me preface this drop with the universal [ll] symbol since SANDRA BERNHARD has more faggotry followers than CHER. Only ghey men sweat out CHER, but the fudgeworth community as a whole diggs on SANDRA. Most of you remember her from her affair with Madonna.
The Material Girl got at SANDRA in order to get her ghey connections. This was the whole vogue movement that Madonna was using at the time. When Madonna was through with being a fag hag she left SANDRA on the side of the curb with her used eyeliner pencils.
I came on to SANDRA BERNHARD when Ma Dukes gave me the Playboy magazine she was featured in for my birthday.
It must be that redheaded thing that I love so much, but I just find SANDRA to be a sexy bitch. Mostly it’s that redheaded shit though. A few years ago SANDRA let some dude pop the slot. At least I hope she did. All this artificial insemination shit has to stop. GOD doesn’t love coochies that bring life like science projects.
When SANDRA gets all dolled up she is a middle aged white banger, considering that most white meat(no Thanksgiving) goes bad kind’a early. As a matter of fact, now that SANDRA has a seed I can technically bang her as part of my M.I.L.F. reclamation project. One thing for sure is that SANDRA’s seat won’t have all the excessive manhood meat mileage of Madge’s badger beaver.
Yeah, I just said that.
