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What is the big fuss everyone is making with the price of oil exceeding $100 a barrel? Do you know how much that same barrel would cost if it were filled with milk? I don’t know either, but it would certainly cost more.

While premium gas is nearing $4 per gallon organic milk has topped that price point. At least a gallon of gas could get me into New Jersey. A gallon of milk will give me enough gas that the people in New Jersey would smell. Come to think of it, I don’t think ESSO or British Petroleum are charging the people enough for gas. If a 20-oz. bottle of Vitamin Water costs $2, think about how much you would spend for a gallon of Vitamin Water? What about a gallon of K-Y jelly? By these comparisons you can see how cheap the gas you buy really is.

Speculators are fearing the worst case scenario in countries that produce petroleum. The unrest in Nigeria as well as the instability of Tehran and Baghdad along with the idea that petroleum is ultimately a finite resource are the reasons for the increase in the cost of crude oil. I say that we should prove the speculators right by taking out our skateboards and using them to commute to and from work. Ixnay that, shit is bricker than a muvv up here in NYC. Niggas is getting in their whips and driving to the corner just to buy a pack of cigarettes from the bodega.

Who am I kidding? We need that motherfucking petrol like a smackhead needs that horse (and a clean syringe). I’m really sorry that a shiiteload of young Americans had to be offed in the acquisition but my life is so much easier that I don’t have to pedalbike or walk to work. The effed up thing about democracy is that you can’t always blame the leaders and managers because they represent only a tiny percentage when compared to the people. It was surely the desire and greed of G DUBBZ that got us all into Iraq, but it is the American peoples greed and desire for an easy life that keeps us IN Iraq.