Archive for March, 2008

O.G. Battlestar Galactica > Star Trek

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

cylon

As far as the theme of jigs in space is concerned…

I just watched the pilot movie for the O.G. Battlestar Galactica series and that shit was way more progressive than any space movie for its time. Hell, it is still way more progressive than any sci-fi production since. Although they didn’t have any Black women in visible leadership positions like most science fiction does Battlestar Galactica had two brothers that were slotted in heroic roles.

And the best part about that revelation was neither of them had to be deformed either. No blind ass first mate on the bridge and no brother with a turtleshell instead of a forehead as deck officer. ‘Battelstar Galactica’ had two brothers with afros and no attitudes. No wonder this series didn’t last. You can’t sell that image of the Black male to people that have already been so thoroughly programmed ever since ‘Birth Of A Nation’. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean to excuse people who can’t overcome their supremacy programming as much as I understand their affliction. Thank GOD the ‘A-Team’ was broadcast for several years to keep the image of the heavily armed angry negro fresh in the minds of Americans.

The original actor who played the Colonel Tigh character was TERRENCE CARTER. Truth be told is that I can’t remember him in shit else other than B.G. The same goes for HERB JEFFERSON who was cast as Lieutenant Boomer. These dudes fell into the Black actors vortex that JIM KELLY and homeboy from ‘Sanford & Son’ got sucked into. Too bad for them. Maybe they could have spelled MORGAN FREEMAN from some of his ‘magical negro’ obligations.

And Biggie Just Died Again…

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

lil wang

Rap music is gheyer than a bag of penises. Go get a late pass.

The above pic copped from BOSSIP.COM is for the condom promotion that Lil’ Wang is doing. Just when I think he has found the lowest level of jailhouse homoerotica he can pose for he finds a lower level. I won’t ever say that there is something wrong with being ghey, but the level of gheyness in rap music is now even more over the top as the phony gangsterism.

Lil’ Wang has become so ghey that he makes KANYE WEST and JOHN LEGEND appear hyper-hetero. At the end of the day I suppose it is a good thing that Wang uses condoms. Since the GARY BUSEY type dude with the wack hairpiece and the aviator shades looks like he is about to give it to Wang without any leather so soft tenderness. By the time he’s finished all that shit on the hood of the car is going to be inside Lil’ Wang’s poopchute.

Maybe instead of calling these condoms ‘Strapped’ they should be calling these joints ‘Pause’.

[ll]

Adventures In Rapping…

Friday, March 7th, 2008

rebbe rapper

O.G. Sabres jersey >hardbody> new Sabres jersey

The dudes that jump off the Hip-Hop Karaoke party are hosting their 2nd annual tribute to B.I.G. on Saturday 03.08.08. This event has progressively gotten better and I fucks with their movement. It’s fun and most of all it’s a fan based expression of Hip-Hop. Imagine listening to cats try to rattle off Das EFX’s ‘They Want EFX’ after a couple of Jack Daniels. The party isn’t about listening to drunk people slur through rap lyrics, but about folks being ever so slightly inebriated that they are uninhibited in their affection for rap music.

Real rap music is for the professionals, but for us weekend SONY Walkman warriors we have the Hip-Hop Karaoke party. Several hundred people chanting out rap lyrics from all of your favorite rap songs of all time.

Plus… Plus… Plus…

Where in Manhattan on a Saturday night are you going to party for FREE?!? No cover to enter. No fee to sign up and rhyme. For the longest time now the hosts have been gassing me up to do a song. I’m thinking I might have to get on stage and put down my rendition of ‘Rebel Without A Pause’. Come hang out and watch me embarrass myself. You never know who is going to fall through the party and bless the fans with one of their songs. Last year O.C. came though and performed his classic ‘Time’s Up’ along with a tribute to the Notorious.


Hip-Hop Karaoke
Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St., NYC
Saturday, March 8
Doors/Sign-up @ 10, show at 11
As always, FREE to enter, FREE to sign-up

A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR…

Friday, March 7th, 2008

champizzle my nizzle

Peep the wedding photo on the table… Ol’ boy married a sista?!?

Happy Women’s History Month Mrs. Sallie Hemmings.

SNEAKER FIENDS (plus NERDS) UNITE!

Friday, March 7th, 2008

nerditry

Most nerds are in their parent’s basements right now mourning the death of GARY GYGAX, the co-creator of the game ‘Dungeons and Dragons’. GARY had accumulated a considerable amount of XP for his PC, but his loss of HP hastened his demise.

Our friends at NERDITRY have sent us a link to the hottest sneakers on four wheels. Lakai Skateboarding sneakers are in the forefront of the serious sub-genre for footwear trends right now. Lakai is one of the few companies along with DC that is actually owned by professional skaters and not the mega-monolithic multi-nationals that want to be a part of the scene. I still fucks with NIKE though.

NIKE Skateboarding is the premier shoe that’s repping for the grinders, but without actually having to bust your ass on a board. The 6.0 Series is chuuuch. The Nike Dunk 6.0 is the shoe for all iNternets Celebrities.

But you already knew that…

6.0