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Archive for April, 2008
NO MORE LOVE FOR THE BRUINS…
Saturday, April 12th, 2008SOUL SLAM: PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON
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Eff Tibet In The A!
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
No disrespect is meant to my good friend ERNIE PANICCIOLI but I will have to dissent from the rest of you folks when it comes to boycotting the Beijing Olympiad.
What exactly has China done to you anyhoo? I don’t know too much about China, but I love going to Chinatown. I love being able to afford well-crafted counterfeit luxury items and I definitely love Chinese food.
I’m pretty sure I get to enjoy these things because China keeps their foot in Tibet’s ass. As a matter of fact, China is bankrolling our efforts to bail out the U.S. banking industry after they fucked up the money again.. Do you know what kind of lifestyle we would live if it weren’t for those friendly Chinese investors? I think it would make Hurricane Katrina look like a summer resort.
How crazy is it that we enjoy the American way of life on the backsweat of China’s poorest workers? I say eff Tibet in the ‘A’ if it keeps my gas under $4 a gallon and allows me to watch quality television programming like Miss Rap Supreme (premiering this Monday @ 10pm on Vh-1).
Plus, the main reason I don’t give a fuck about Tibet is because this looks like some of that stuff white people like.
White is always on some shit like they give a greater fuck. The animal zoo in Nuremberg(yeah, THAT Nuremberg) took this baby polar bear away from the mommy because they said they could raise it better. Meanwhile the zookeeper appears to be giving the bear a handjob.. This is the same exact reason why we are in a war in Iraq. White said we could do a better job for the Iraqis than their existing government. How many millions are dead and displaced and how many trillions have been wasted and misspent at this point?
And how the fuck do you know that Tibet doesn’t deserve an ass kicking anyhoo? I mean that for all we know Tibet could have brought this shit on itself. We all know how religions have gotten people’s asses kicked over the years. I’m not so sure those monks didn’t get out of pocket with the Chinese government by talking that ying yang. Literally. Someone prah’lee said “Ying Yang”. Y’all don’t here me though.
Lastly, I am leery to find moral indignation with any country especially since we are the ones that put more people in prison than any other industrialized nation. We have our jails filled to the gills with political prisoners and innocent people. With all of this commotion going on in San Franciso how come no one gave the San Francisco 8 a shout out? I think there used to be 9 of those fools but one died in jail. Free Tibet? Nahh my peoples, Free Mumia.
Check out your boy getting his moral indignation on by screaming on an Olympic supporter. This is the same coward that doesn’t say a peep when police brutality throws fifty bullets at a groom to be. Nahh man, y’all can keep that bullshit facade if you want. I say eff Tibet in the ‘A’.
Twice.
Bhopal Bollywood Batman Baby…
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
All that alliteration to say Indian infant Two-Face…
Most of you humps are too young to remember the Bhopal chemical disaster in India twenty five years ago. That was some shit that was fucked the fuck up. Union Carbide, an American company that produces industrial chemicals had some kind of crazy gas leak that merc’ked a gotdamned city in their sleep. Peep this description of the early morning hours right after the explosion of the tanks holding the toxic chemicals…
“Security staff were the first ones to be killed – even before they could react to the sound of the explosion. Those who fell were not picked up by anybody, they just kept falling, and were trampled on by other people. People climbed and scrambled over each other to save their lives – even cows were running and trying to save their lives and crushing people as they ran.”
“In those apocalyptic moments no one knew what was happening. People simply started dying in the most hideous ways. Some vomited uncontrollably, went into convulsions and fell dead. Others choked to death, drowning in their own body fluids. Many died in the stampedes through narrow gullies(small roads) where street lamps burned a dim brown through clouds of gas.”
“The force of the human torrent wrenched children’s hands from their parents’ grasp. Families were whirled apart,”
That sounds crazy like how that tsunami jumped off, except this disaster was even worse because the effects still linger in the DNA of those who survived. How else are you going to have a two-faced baby and kids with twenty plus toes and fingers?
I know I pitch a bitch along with El Gringo Colombiano about outsourcing and trade deficits and blah-blah-blah, but if I have to have a Chernobyl brewing in my backyard with generations of mutant(no X-Men) babies just in order to have a few hundred factory jobs I say no thank you. Let those Hindurabic motherfuckers get ALL of that work.
My fat ass will sit behind a desk and play Soduko Solitaire.
Eyes Without A Face…
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
You can get with this, or you can get with that…
This is why I tell you to keep your eyes on the white, literally. When I was out drinking, or getting high, or whatever, white created a new science. That shit is called Koinophilia, and it is all about how humans select their sexual mates.
The study of Koinophilia does some silly shit where they place the images of similar genders on top of one another to create an “average” image. Like, who the fuck doesn’t know how to use Adobe Photoshop in 2008? These fake scientists are going to tell me that the reason I choose white women is because they are scientifically more beautiful?
No, I choose white women because I want my offspring to have an easier life in AmeriKKKa. The future prospects for a jig baby named TyQuan or StarrKeysha are fucked the fuck up. A mulatto kid named Chandler… Not so much. Still and all at the end of the day the Koinophiliacs missed the point if they think that natural selection has anything to do with nostril symmetry.
While white may have the advantage when beauty is promoted through the mainstream media, the real natural selection still favors Black girls. Until white naturally develops the official ba-donk-a-donk, the specimen pictured below will remain the ultimate representative of fertility. Peep the cottage cheese. Tasty.
