The best series on cable television for the past three years (fuck a Wire) is back for its FINAL season. ‘BattleStar Galactica‘ is like watching ‘Star Wars’ mashed up with ‘Melrose Place’ with a side order of ‘Law & Order’. Shit is that good. Plus, you don’t need premium cable to watch this joint.
The Sci-Fi Channel debuted the latest BattleStar episode last night and beforehand Spike TV was broadcasting ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’. So you already know that my ass was in the house instead of running the streets chasing down some happy hour with the Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
The first episode of the new season picks up with the return of Starbuck to Galactica. Everybody doesn’t trust her since she was gone for two months. The remaining humans still have a distrust fear of the Cylons and rightfully so since the the Cylons are into merc’king humans. It turns out that some of the Cylons are actually high ranking officials in the human fleet. The indian chick that is the assistant to the president is a Cylon now. Cylons make sure that they bag up all the hot broads.
My favorite Cylon now is Boomer. I liked #6 at first, but now that Boomer is a Cylon I like her more. First off, you know how domestic asian women are with that whole foot-binding thing they do. Can you imagine then an asian robot woman? That’s like getting a geisha to the tenth power. GRACE PARK, whether you are human or Cylon, you are the reason I keep a bottle of Burt’s Bees lotion on my bathroom sink.
