The Wiz get one off the Cavs and the country of Belize has a holiday.
Okay, maybe not the country.
One of the reasons I was hoping that the Nuggets would have a long playoff run was to stem the tide of all the Black men getting merc’ked in Denver.
Between the Pistons and the Tigers both being so good in their respective sports, only the lord knows, but you may have a few less domestic violence cases in Detroit at least until the Lions take the field.
Here’s the breakdown…
Western Conference
LakeShow is too damn good for Denver. I predict this series to be 4-1.
The Spurs should sweep the Suns, but I don’t think the Association will let their golden boy get done in like that. Spurs prevail 4-2.
The Rockets run out of fuel before Game 7. Utah 4-2.
Hornets sweep Mavericks. All team owners gloat excessively.
Eastern Conference
Atlanta is like the ugly broad at the prom, just happy to be there. Boston sweeps.
Cleveland gives it to the Wiz in five.
Orlando overpowers T Dot in five.
Pistons silence the Sixers in five.
Things will get real serious in the second round matchups. CHRIS PAUL vs. TONY PARKER will be the shit. I expect PAUL to treat the Frenchman like his initials. T.P.
Computers will eventually inherit the Earth. The question is whether they will wait for us to gift it to them from our stupidity or if they will forcibly take control of the planet. The reason computers will stay winning is because they are allowed to use all of their brain power. Humans… Not so much. Even though many doctors, scientists and researchers use brain performance enhancing drugs (no Superhead Roger Clemens) to boost the power of their grey matter we are still not getting much more than ten percent out from our cranium.
Considering the war in Iraq, the fact that America has established a worldwide brand of racism, the state of the African continent and the television program ‘Miss Rap Supreme’ I think that GOD designed us this way to protect ourselves, from OURSELVES.
Now the news has leaked that scientists have cloned humans. What took these fools so damn long. This should be a boon to my biotech mutual funds. Scientific discoveries usually predate their press releases by several years considering all the confidential military applications that must be vetted prior to making these stories public. Maybe all these cloned humans can help alleviate some of the legacy model human beings still fighting in the desert.
Why aren’t more poor people being sent to Iraq? Not all of the poor people, just more. Honestly speaking, we can’t afford to lose all of them. Poor people are an important motivational component here in America. They keep the middle and working classes noses to the grindstone, for fear of slipping backwards out of their respective castes and becoming one.
What is problematic about science and medicine is that they exist now as for-profit endeavors. Doctors will only be interested in cloning people that have access (read: money) for this procedure when it is actually poor people we should be cloning. Wrap your brain around this… Our society kicks poor people in their arses at every turn. From failed economics and mis-education to institutionalized torture and bad nutrition. Yet after all of that, poor people are still here. A superhuman lives somewhere in the ghettos of Haiti and is eating a mud sandwich right now.
This is why GOD and computers stay winning. They don’t have to eat dirt to live. They eat dots. Or as my computer homeboys call them – pixels. Not GOD though. GOD eats black holes. Did you realize that the entire universe as we know it AND imagine it can be contained in a black speck smaller than the size of a pinpoint?
Just like GOD, I eat black holes too. Well, not just like GOD. None of us have any idea where we will go after we leave this planet, but we all know where we come from. A black hole. And every time I go there it feels like heaven.
JOHN WHEELER, a renowned physicist, is the man who placed the term ‘black hole’ into the scientific lexicon to describe the effect that results when a star dies and collapses onto itself. Dr. WHEELER died this week. I doubt that he wanted to go to heaven. I hope that he at least got to go to a black hole.
