Archive for April, 2008

Diary Of A Mad Blogger…

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Editor’s note: RAFI KAM is a crucial part of the iNternets Celebrities collective as well as the driving force behind one of the web’s most highly regarded Hip-Hop blogs, Oh Word. I chose to copy a drop from his site today because speaks to me about understanding, and RESPECTING one’s value. It’s easy to get beat up by the machine to the point where you look to join up with your abusers. RAFI says no to the Stockholm Syndrome and busts back with his own gun. This man’s uzi weighs a ton.


into the devil’s nest
· by Rafi Kam

Busta Rhymes has some kind of tirade at his listening session. Complex magazine reports on it but then pulls the audio “at the request of Interscope Records”.

Wait, you can’t properly cover the listening session you were invited to report on? Interscope doesn’t own that audio. Grow a fucking sack, Complex! I thought you’re supposed to be a big deal now? Look around, nobody’s selling records. Are you sure you still need Interscope more than they need you?

So I search out the audio elsewhere online. Some maverick operation must have it right. Ah, there it is on world star hiphop. I’m listening to busta spit some high energy nonsense as if it’s 1996 again, and then all of the sudden I hear in the middle of the clip “WorldStarHipHop.com”. EXCLUSIVE! WORLD PREMIERE! Evil Dee is on the mix – come on kick it!

See, this is why we can’t have nice things.

You want to know who’s holding down hip-hop journalism these days?

Don’t look over here to us or to any of the places in our blogroll. We got day jobs and we’re mostly in it for the groupies. Forget the magazine stands, the Complex/Rawkus/Harris Pub/Viacom/Quincy Jones conglomerates. The SOHH whats and AllHipHops… Forget all those page-view pushers, what the fuck are they good for?

The place holding down hip-hop journalism right now isn’t the Smoking Section… it’s The Smoking Gun. In the span of three weeks, the Smoking Gun has dropped the two craziest hip-hop stories of the year. First they exposed the shoddy journalism of the LA Times and how a con-man served as the source for the paper’s controversial Tupac story. Now they’ve exposed the phony, “notorious” back-story of Akon.

Hip-hop journalism? No such thing. No one is doing their due diligence out there. We got pundits, publicist lackeys, gossips, posers… How about a fucking journalist? Can we make room for just a few of those?

Or is the problem that any number of incestuous media sources would have had to kill that story since Akon’s Konvict Muzik is distributed under Interscope?

Speaking of all this shit, did you know that someone at the LA Times was incubating a multi-authored hip-hop blog?

Not sure whether this was a mission from above or just some maverick Times staffer trying to show what they could do. But they had reached out to some quality hip-hop bloggers like Robbie, Brandon and Doc Zeus. They had this publicly accessible blogspot site (I swear to god, with the damn black background) that was supposed to be secret while they tested out the operation with multiple posts going up week after week.

But then you also had blog contributor Slav Kandyba dropping a link or two to the test site. I’m not sure if that’s how the search engines and LA Observed found the blog but find it they did… Just in time to catch a post by one of the LA Times Beatbox bloggers, with a ton of bravado, claiming his allegiance to his “colleague” Chuck Phillips and attacking Sean Combs for his response to the Tupac story.

As per the LA Observed quote, the blog post shockingly read “You might be a smooth criminal, but when you pick on the media, you pick into the devil’s nest and you will get stung.”

So the cat was now out of the bag on the LATimes Beatbox, and here was this lone blogger on it, defiantly gung-ho about the right of him and his colleagues to spread lies without fear of reprisal. Bear in mind, this is already days after the LA Times has retracted their Tupac story, having been disgraced by the Smoking Gun expose. Now a blog with their name on it is saying “step off Diddy, we are the all-powerful media!” Naturally the Beatbox demo blog was obliterated that very same day and we’d have to assume the idea of an LA Times hip-hop blog along with it and, if the world makes sense, perhaps someone’s job as well?

The craziest part to me is that these would-be LA Times bloggers weren’t offered a dime for their words. For some, the supposed legitimacy of the LA Times name on their resume or maybe the idea that they’d get more exposure was the motivating factor. For others, it may be enough to belong to a powerful, infallible, and vengeful crew known as the media.

But I can’t get over the fact that these smart, successful bloggers were sort of rehearsing for an non-paying job for a commercial newspaper. As I said to Robbie (who backed out of the arrangement early), the LA Times doesn’t give him any added exposure over Unkut. When it comes to hip-hop, Unkut is super-credible… and what is the LA Times? Just a desperate print newspaper.

The gang mentality on display in that now vanished blog post is nonsensical but also horribly outdated. What does it mean “don’t mess with the media” when we are all the media? When The Smoking Gun is trouncing big media and hip-hop media alike?

There’s no fair exchange in a good blogger getting exploited by a commercial website or print publication. Most of these operations you think are powerful, are actually in a bad way. Ask yourself, are they creating any value in this world? Or do you legitimize them, instead of the other way around. You might find ultimately that you hold all the power, what then are you going to do with it?

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

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The Associations playoff seeding is set in stone. The Nuggets won’t be able to beat the Lake Show.

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The MVP award should be given to Showbee over CP3. First place bitches. GARNETT suffers from the Eastern conference being weaker than the SEC.

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I was fucking with these joints, even though I didn’t copp them. Yet.

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But now KOBE is wearing HyperDunks for the playoff run. Damn you NIKE! There used to be a time when they introduced all the new flavor during the All-Star break.

The HyperDunk is NIKE’s lightest shoe evar at just over 13oz. The Lord knows how badly I could use something to make me lighter.

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I guess I see where my next check from XXL is going…

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STILL DOGGED BY SUPREMACY…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

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What would have become of the civil rights movement if we didn’t have television images shown to us of the peaceful protesters in Alabama, or the fiery truth of MLK’s ‘I Have A Dream’ speech?

It is ironic and sad that the same medium that can be used to transmit live compelling images of injustice and brutality is more often used to broadcast inane drivel that fully supports supremacy. Every now and again the lens is turned in the proper direction and courageous filmmakers and producers bring us a story that must be told.

Such is the story of a massacre that occurred in a little known town in South Carolina called Orangeburg, told by DAN KLORES, who was a student at the University of South Carolina at the time of the incident. DAN created a documentary called ‘Black Magic’ which was an homage to the great basketball players that attended historically Black colleges and universities. DAN was able to weave in the story of Orangeburg into his film since one of the young people murdered was a high school basketball star.

What was the massacre in Orangeburg? Why isn’t this story part of the cultural legacy that helps Blacks identify the resolve that the elders had in demanding justice in this country? The first problem with the story of Orangeburg is that all the victims were Black. The second problem with understanding this story is that all photographic records were destroyed in a fire.

In 1968 the nation was reeling from the fallout of the failed Vietnam conflict and probably also emotionally spent with issues concerning the rights of African Americans. I consider this time from 1968 to 1972 to be almost like a concentrated, microwave strength Reconstruction period. Only a month after the Orangeburg massacre MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. would be assassinated in Memphis. If they was going to any outpouring of sympathy for the victims of Orangeburg it was surely drowned in the wake left by KING’s murder.

These victims from Orangeburg deserve their due also. Their struggle was for a quality of life commensurate with those people that they lived with. The integration of a bowling alley was at the center of their demands, but the real issue was the right to live life as a citizen and not second class. When state troopers fired on unarmed protesters it isn’t simply a miscarriage of justice, but the ominous presence of martial law. In several years we will learn the stories of the BlackWaterUSA mercenaries that were given carte blanche to use deadly force in New Orleans. Store owners were only protecting goods that would have to be thrown away due to contamination.

Black Magic

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Gattaca And The U.S. Government…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

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If you haven’t seen the movie ‘Gattaca’ I suggest you do so if only to peep UMA THURMAN when she was undoubtedly the sexiest chick on this here planet Earth. ‘Gattaca’ was so futuristic I decided to invest heavily in biotech engineering stocks. I was so fucking sure we would have cloned humans by now. That was 10 years ago and those stocks plummeted when G Dubbz first took office. I do use the word “took” in the literal pejorative sense of course.

Just a little over two years ago Congress passed a law allowing law enforcement agencies to collect DNA samples for ANYONE that was detained. I agreed with DNA collection from convicted felons, but this shit is a bit excessive now. The problem with all of these centralized databases is that they are established and monitored by private firms who share their information with not just the government, but anyone asking for it. Not if I asked for it, or of you asked for it, but let’s say Blue Cross asked for it because they were reviewing my application to be a client of their insurance plan.

BAM!

My DNA speaks of my predisposition to diabetes, heart disease and whatever shit these fucks don’t want to pay health insurance for. You better believe that Blue Cross or whomever is going to use this information for that purpose since they stand to save billions in expenses. I was asleep at the fucking wheel when this passed through Congress, or actually, I was at my day job concerned with paying my mortgage and keeping my lights on. These fucktards from Congress are steadily mailing our asses to the highest bidder like this shit is fucking eBay.

Speaking of eBay…

Just got my copy of ‘Ninja Scroll‘ on DVD. Snail mail list be on the lookout for your DVD.

THE ‘LO END THEORY…

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

LO RUGBY

To all the ‘Lo heads and vintage I.T. fiends that fucks with DP Dot Com…

Come through the Loft on Saturday April 26th, 2008 and get down with this first ever sale of vintage Ralph Lauren clothing on some Sneaker Pimps x Dunk Xchange type shit. Heads will be in the building ready to do deals and make sales with their old school I.T.’s. My archives begin at 1985 and I have a grip of super crispy sweaters, knits and jackets that I will be selling off as part of the ‘Save Dallas’ fund.

The Minority Report x YUME BKNY x Friends presents…
“the ‘LO End Theory”
Vintage Polo Ralph Lauren Sale & Social Event
Sat. April 26th 9pm-until
Loft 406 (YUME- 925 Bergen St. near Franklin Ave.)

Get at my folks at The Minority Report if you want more details…

LO RUGBY