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You do know that this bitch is 50 right?
Not that there is a damn thing wrong with that either!

Old ho’s stand the fuck up. Any of you broads that are next to menopause don’t need to put the men on pause you need to get some applause, and I definitely ain’t talking about the clap.

This is what these old hos from ‘Sex and the City’ are trying to do with their feature film. Give some props to all the sexy grandmas out there who can still make it pop, do the wop, and drop it like its hot. Me personally, I love myself some older women. Older broads are still banana bread crazy like their younger counterparts, but they have good jobs and the ability to listen better.

Older women are like seedless watermelon. For one, they are delicious, and secondly, you don’t have to worry about any seeds so you can plow through them with reckless abandon. There is a movement underway right now for younger men to get their old ol’ girl on. NICK CANON just married MARIAH CAREY didn’t he? Hells chea! MARIAH can still get it too. I choose her over PAM ANDERSON. I even choose MARIAH over UMA THURMAN and JENNY McCARTHY. Okay, maybe not JENNY McCARTHY. That is gonna be an old bitch who can get it.

With Mother’s Day in front of us this weekend I encourage you all to give thanks to the greatness of old pussy by kissing a grandma with your tongue, even your own if you have to. Grandma could teach you some tricks playboy. Just because she’s old don’t mean that thing is cold.

Editors’ note: Replace the chorus of this song with “sexy grandma plays with my banana”