Archive for May, 2008

Northern Exposure…

Monday, May 5th, 2008

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BILLY X. SUNDAY says, “Tara Henley stand up!”

Me and my lady took a long weekend to visit Montreal. The rail fare was pretty damn cheap and you can’t beat the view on the train as you ride alongside the Hudson River due north. I kind of forgot about my cares as I peeped tiny upstate New York towns with farms and horses and the what not. The bucolic scenery had me in a daze until we arrived at the Canadian border. I was questioned by several customs officers about my business in Canada. I thought this was a joke on some “We already have enough Black people” type shit. Truth was that these niggas were holding a passenger manifest and on that printout it displayed my arrest record.

Damn. I thought these dudes were gonna send me back to NYC, but they figured that since my last conviction was in 1993 that I wouldn’t be too much of a problem. Shit done changed since September 11th, 2001. Everything done changed. The way we travel abroad, up to the music we listen to on our iPods. I was on some Native Tongues shit while walking around Montreal. It’s a backpacker city so I figured that I’d let some backpacker music be my soundtrack.

Montreal is an interesting city. It’s a lot more like America than its counterpart Toronto. Montreal is a lot dirtier than Toronto. You could eat off the ground in Toronto, not so much in Montreal. It felt like a college town, except niggas spoke French, and there weren’t any niggers. There was a handful of mulattos, but I didn’t see any real Black folks. You know, the kind that have DNA from two Black parents. The biggest rapper in Montreal was one of these halfBlack dudes (is anyone keeping score because lightskint is in the lead?). His rapper name is Cadence Weapon. I fucks with dude because he is on some Kid Cudi rhyme style. Like KanYe West and most pop rap acts nowadays you need to listen to sonn with shades on and a disco ball over your head. Still and all, this nigga rhymes better than Lil’ Wang every day of the week.

Cadence Weapon @ MySpace

Sometimes I fucks with rap dudes that don’t live in America. I got into this Nigerian cat from Brixton, England several years ago. Dude’s name is Ty Chijoke (score one for brownskin brothers). His album ‘Upwards’ featured live instruments played by Africans that used to tour with Fela Kuti. I know what your thinking. “But Sunday, don’t you HATE Africans for selling your great-great-grandparents to the white?” Yes, I do hate the Africans, but I love African music. Go figure. Fela Kuti is a fucking giant, and if you don’t know who he is you are definitely part of the problem with the world today. So as I was saying, I fucks with this cat Ty. This dude spits some real shit. Peep the track with him and Bahamadia on it.

Ty @ MySpace

I know I always speak of bringing a change to how we listen to rap and then becoming the change we want to bear witness to. There are artists that can give us that good food for our earlobes without preaching to us. Fuck with this cat Ty. He gets deep with his shit and the fact that he comes from Africa which is the most hardbody island next to England says a lot to me.

The Belles Toll For Thee…

Monday, May 5th, 2008

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When MICHAEL VICK comes home from prison someone should advise him to buy himself a few horse stables. You can kill, er, “put down” horses when they can no longer run. And PETA will call you a humanitarian too. Despite the fact that you drugged up the animal with steroids and hormones and prA’li even some cocaine in order for it to run harder, better, faster, stronger (no you know who).

I know these fools give those horses blow because I look at the horses’ nostrils and I realize that this is an animal that can handle that yayze. Its ridiculous to think of all the drugs that horses are subjected to in order to increase their level of competition for showcases like the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and of course, the Kentucky Derby. But you won’t see PETA coming to Churchill Downs with picket signs evar. I wonder why?

The fact still remains that you will get more prison time for killing a dog than you will for shooting a fusillade of fifty bullets at a Black man. The bells toll for the runner-up in this years’ Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles, the same way the bells tolled for SEAN BELL. All kinds of people will say that the killing was justified, but at the end of the day don’t act like it wasn’t murder.

Is all I’m sayin’.

Harlem On My Mind…

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

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Folks in New York City stay fighting over real estate. It’s the old new racism + classism = supremacism. The reason being that most people don’t come up on property without playing at least one of those cards. I’m not saying that everybody that owns some dirt in NYC got it through carpetbagging or some such technique, but a lot of property was acquired that way.

While every borough in the city has their battlegrounds, none have as many as Manhattan. There are folks protesting the new zoning regulations in the lower east side, while in the newly minted triangle below canal (TriBeCa) the nouveau riche are opposed to the nightclubs and the people they attract. All these arguments pale in comparison to the upheaval that Harlem faces as the longtime residents (read: poor people) are being rapidly displaced.

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Columbia University is attacking from the south side of Harlem via Morningside Heights as well as from the north side of Harlem using the footprint of Columbia-Presbyterian Hospital. Some people want to slow Columbia’s roll because they feel like the longtime residents deserve a decision in the future of their neighborhood, while other people want to stop Columbia because they recognize that land is power and Columbia University is about to become a wealthy slumlord.

I’m ashamed to admit this but the people that live in Harlem have no title to the area’s development if they don’t own any property. That is just how the shit breaks down. Poor people are relegated to their skyward reservations. This is what I call high rise housing projects. Instead of sticking folks on vast, undeveloped acres like they did the native americans, they stacked acrea on top of acres until you had twenty-five floors. The arrangement is much easier to secure with police as well.

I found myself in Harlem on 125th Street the other evening and I almost didn’t recognize my surroundings. I imagine that this will be the same transformation I see on Fulton Street in another few years. I don’t mind upscale retail at all, just as long as I can find a spot to cop a pair of Dunks for $40 or less.

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GOD Bless The Child That Got His Pwn…

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

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Shorty man is my hero right now for how hard he goes in to get the cheese paste on his biscuit. Don’t even dream of telling sonn that he isn’t eating real cheese. He ain’t trying to hear that.

Shorty got so much shit in society working against him he don’t even know about. Even if he doesn’t end up as a Sean Bell statistic (makes no difference who fires the shots because they are all murderers) he will still have to overcome the fact that he was raised on cheese paste and breadstick biscuits made with hydrogenated oils.

GOD bless the child that got his pwn…

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The Ultimate Iron Man…

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

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I see that some of you haters didn’t feel my Silver Centurion Iron Man Air Max. True story is that gold and crimson are the most popular colors for the golden Avenger, but NIKE didn’t have a golden leather and I had an itch that had to be scratched.

What I decided to do was to find some images of Iron Man’s many incarnations. His outfiit has changed more than any other superhero that comes to my mind. I suppose when you have the money that Tony Stark does you can afford to upgrade your style. Mostly though because the technology of our world changes so rapidly Iron Man has to always represent himself as someone who is ahead of the curve.

Google found this artist for me named RONNIE THUNDERBOLTS who is a big fan of the Avengers and he has illustrated almost every series of armor that Iron Man used. Peep game for a minute…

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This is the 1960’s version of Iron Man. I never got into this mask he wore. What was the point?

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The 1970’s Iron Man had rivets on the faceplate.

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The is the classic 1980’s Avengers Iron Man suit.

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The Silver Centurion, my inspiration for Air Max 180s

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The “stealth” suit uses a layer of anti-radar detection ceramic plating to keep Iron Man on some clandestine shit.

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Iron Man had this suit during his stint with the West Coast Avengers.

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This armor is a little more clunkier than the earlier West Coast Avengers suit.

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Iron Man’s homey James Rhodes rocked this suit. This shit had some serious firepower. I guess that’s why ol’ boys code name was War Machine.

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The ‘Heroes Return’ storyline Iron Man. Dart, did you eff with that storyline?

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Modern armor Iron Man. This suit looks like Iron Man and Ultron had a child.

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This is the armored suit that Iron Man wears in the superheroes Civil War series. Its way sleeker than that modern armor atrocity.