Archive for June, 2008

I AM WHAT’S POPPIN’!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

osorio b-day

Before y’all get all on some shit like, “This nigga here think he the shit” type shit understand that I use my superiority complex to mask my inferiority complex. I was so depressed this weekend that I didn’t leave the bed on Sunday but to piss. I didn’t do a damn thing else.

I didn’t even speak to my lady, who can sense when I don’t feel to great, but she still worries about me when I don’t pick up my phone. So don’t start thinking that I am feeling myself any other way than that way we should all feel ourselves. And that other way, occasionally.

These pictures are from a little birthday soiree for KIM OSORIO a/k/a the broad that has all Benzino and DAVE MAYS’ monies. Thanks to the new online capo at XXL Mag Dot Com CARL CHERY for ushering me into the A-list of the C-list celebs. I am now six degrees from WILL SMITH [ll].

We had hit up a listening session earlier in the evening for ANTHONY DAVID, a crooner on the INDIA ARIE imprint label. Free Crown Royal for three hours = official obama. I didn’t go in beast-status and walk around two-fisted at that joint since it was some music entertainment industry shit as opposed to some ad agency shit. You have to show discretion at the music industry joints. They will blackball you from future obamas.

P.S. So I stacked drinks on a counter near the bar. You already know.

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That’s CARL with the ‘Lo knit top and KIM in the headlock.

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My homey RYAN is one half of the Think Tank Ad Cartel that I fucks with [ll]. Lil’ mama had the thighs like as if she was a former Milrose Games champ.

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JOE BUDDENS pumped it up and showed some love…

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So did CONS 2 The QUENCE. I tease CONS about his kippers, but he is a music industry verteran while still being someone that is positive and humble. Dude is real cool to build with too. I am gonna see if I can make a Rap Music Real Talk video with sonn. Yo HOF what up?

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Shouts to MISS INFO who I had totally misread to be on some Hollywood steez. She’s just a real chick at the end of the day. Fuck around though and let me onto a production set with some craft services and I am going all in. Fuck the bullshit. You already know.

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Sassy ass KIM. Go shorty, its your birthday. And you know we don’t give a fuck if its your birthday. LOL

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As soon as the pretty girls kiss my cheek I know its time to get my ass home.

The Association: Hail To The Chief!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

champs

Let’s just get this out of the way off top. Big up to the Celtics for copping their ‘chip in manly fashion. GARNETT is one of the great ones and PAUL PIERCE is definitely nice with his. Even if he picks up chicks that need a ride home like how EDDIE MURPHY does. No hate here from DP Dot Com.

And to prove that I am a Black man on some magnanimous shit almost as much as Jesus of Nazareth I am gifting my big homey Dart my unopened DVD copy ‘The Life Of LEN BIAS’.

R.I.P. LEN BIAS. Who passed away 22 years ago.

R.I.P. REGGIE LEWIS. Sonn was nice with his.

R.I.P. DENNIS JOHNSON, who would have been part of the DP Dot Com lightskint resurgence movement.

Big Rils, I know you ride for the C’s too. I got some shit for you I’ma mail out as well.

I’m drunk now too. So remind me about this shit tomorrow.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

bridge

NIKE is busting everyone’s ass once again on the design front. Say what you want about these dudes and the astronomical prices of some of their shoes, but understand that they spend a grip of money on research and development.

The newest shoes this summer will have a technology incorporated into their construction termed ‘Fly Wire’ design. It is essentially the technology used to make suspension bridge supports, or better yet, cable-stayed bridges. From my years of studying strengths of materials it made all the sense to me that NIKE’s designers would look to improve on the areas of their footwear that were placed under the greatest stress.

The Air Max 90 sample below is scheduled for general release later this summer. NIKE is rolling out their products to coincide with the Beijing Olympiad since many of the products are designed for actual athletes. Another motivation for me to get in shape will be the fact that my favorite NIKE products will be made only for those that participate in actual sports.

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Here’s JAY MENCHNER, the chief designer from NIKE speaking on the creation of ‘Fly Wire’ tech and design…

POLITRICKS 2008: Back In The Days…

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

b.o.

A young B.O. getting his learn on…


ERYKAH BADU featuring PHAROAHE MONCH – ‘The Healer’

From T.I. To C.I.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

coates

Guess who’s bringing that hardbody real talk bacl to XXL Mag dot com?

Just to piggyback off Bol’s drop on the subject… Snitching is the new Hip-Hop. And yes, T.I. had to become a confidential informant. He had no other choice. Do the knowledge on this case without the fanboy sunglasses on to distort your vision. Sonn was busted with military issued machine guns. Not them shits you get from the fifty million title pawn shops located in Atlanta. He had the shits that BlackWater USA has access to. The Feds were not gonna let dude walk without finding out where the hole had been sprung in their pipeline. Believe that.

The south runs radio-ready rap music thats for sure, and southern rap artists have no problem singing either. Do you remember when Lil’ Wayne gloated after Drama got pinched saying that, “Now Drama has to play the game fair.” SMH to Lil’ Wayne talking like Drama was on HGH or something. It’s a damn shame that a former Hot Boy felt some kind a way that Drama was getting his paper how he lived. Hating someone for getting their hustle on isn’t gangster in my book. The fact that Drama had found a way to sell product in a downturning market should have been inspiration for rappers to emulate that man’s grind, instead of turning him over to the authorities to slow up his chips.

For even more proof that the south loves snitching I point you in the direction of Rick Ross. He choose the moniker of a former drug kingpin turned informant. The real “Freeway” Ricky Ross had been sentenced to life imprisonment which was reduced to twenty years which was reduced even further because Ross spilled his guts about his operation. The south used to be about rappers like Scarface who represented that real hardbody go out like a man shit into this new get caught snitch do an eight month bid shit.

But that is how fucked the fuck up the game is now. Wack is the new fresh and dumb is the new smart. Several months ago we saw the rapper Plies manager get pinched for trying to bring back Tony Montana. I’m sure someone snitched on him too. Suge Knight was allowed to run roughshod over rap music until Vanilla Ice snitched on him for dangling him over a building parapet. That was the beginning of the end for Suge, and another case of a southern based rapper using the authorities to help them recoup. Shouts to Jeezy for not snitching yet.

I was just reading an article here where Wayne was interviewed and claimed to have been in the rap game for FIFTEEN years. Damn, that’s old head status. So if he were really 25yrs old now that would mean he got put on at 10yrs old. That’s pretty ridiculous considering there hasn’t been another 10y.o. rapper discovered. Don’t even try to mention Bow Wow either. That fruitbag is in his thirties. He has that shit what Webster Emmanuel Lewis had that keeps his ass so small.

The prevailing logic is that who would want to listen to a 10y.o. rhyme? For that matter, what the hell would a 10y.o. rap about anyhoo? Stealing candy? Lollipops I suppose. What’s really scary is that BirdBrain must have coerced this dude into that whole mafia man-kissing thing way back when Wayne hadn’t even passed puberty. At least R. Kelly fucks with bitches that have reached adolescence. Allegedly.

The midwest remains the most hardbody region in the country. Everywhere else is mired in a drought and these folks are steady getting kicked out of their homes from floods. Shout to Cedar Rapids. Too bad that your city has to wear that name literally right now. The chick in the R. Kelly video trial didn’t snitch either because she isn’t from the south. Shorty got peed on and still played it off. That is hardbody. She knew damn well that she loved the warmth of Kellz pee on her face and she wasn’t about to let his indictment ruin her chance to get that again. She might be too old for Kellz now though.

On the real though, I’ma let y’all return to your gangster music.

What is that track called again?

Lollipop.

*LMFAO*