Before y’all get all on some shit like, “This nigga here think he the shit” type shit understand that I use my superiority complex to mask my inferiority complex. I was so depressed this weekend that I didn’t leave the bed on Sunday but to piss. I didn’t do a damn thing else.
I didn’t even speak to my lady, who can sense when I don’t feel to great, but she still worries about me when I don’t pick up my phone. So don’t start thinking that I am feeling myself any other way than that way we should all feel ourselves. And that other way, occasionally.
These pictures are from a little birthday soiree for KIM OSORIO a/k/a the broad that has all Benzino and DAVE MAYS’ monies. Thanks to the new online capo at XXL Mag Dot Com CARL CHERY for ushering me into the A-list of the C-list celebs. I am now six degrees from WILL SMITH [ll].
We had hit up a listening session earlier in the evening for ANTHONY DAVID, a crooner on the INDIA ARIE imprint label. Free Crown Royal for three hours = official obama. I didn’t go in beast-status and walk around two-fisted at that joint since it was some music entertainment industry shit as opposed to some ad agency shit. You have to show discretion at the music industry joints. They will blackball you from future obamas.
P.S. So I stacked drinks on a counter near the bar. You already know.
That’s CARL with the ‘Lo knit top and KIM in the headlock.
My homey RYAN is one half of the Think Tank Ad Cartel that I fucks with [ll]. Lil’ mama had the thighs like as if she was a former Milrose Games champ.
JOE BUDDENS pumped it up and showed some love…
So did CONS 2 The QUENCE. I tease CONS about his kippers, but he is a music industry verteran while still being someone that is positive and humble. Dude is real cool to build with too. I am gonna see if I can make a Rap Music Real Talk video with sonn. Yo HOF what up?
Shouts to MISS INFO who I had totally misread to be on some Hollywood steez. She’s just a real chick at the end of the day. Fuck around though and let me onto a production set with some craft services and I am going all in. Fuck the bullshit. You already know.
Sassy ass KIM. Go shorty, its your birthday. And you know we don’t give a fuck if its your birthday. LOL
As soon as the pretty girls kiss my cheek I know its time to get my ass home.