Archive for September, 2008

‘Ye Tudda Was Set Up I Tell Ya’…

Friday, September 12th, 2008

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The great bloggerati Byron ‘Bol’ Crawford asked the obvious question…

“Why has KanYe West been arrested while George W. Bush hasn’t even been indicted yet?”

That’s because KanYe West is still being scrutinized for his televised freestyle during Universal Entertainment’s Hurricane Katrina fundraiser. You didn’t think he was going to be let off the hook do you? Even though his mom has passed away KanYe still doesn’t get a pass from NSA. It didn’t help his profile either to be remixing M.I.A. songs. Doesn’t he know that chick is on he Homeland Security hotlist?

What the fuck are people doing at an airport loitering with cameras and video equipment. Isn’t it illegal to take pictures inside airports and other government buildings? Isn’t that one of the provisions of the anti-terrorism legislature that has been in effect since 09.11.01. along with the Verizon, AT & T and T-Mobile being given immunity to tap our phones on behalf of the government?

I think ‘Ye Tudda was set up. The invisible hand knows that KanYeez isn’t a morning person. All you have to do is have some asscap shove his camera in ‘Ye Tudda’s face at the asscrack of dawn and then watch the sparks fly. This is why being an iNternets Celebrity > real world celebrity. Sure, the pay sucks but at least I get to enjoy my pr0n without people giving me their shit opinions.

*F.Y.I. I fucks with Buttman mags and Asshole Fever films. Good shit (puns always intended).*

Some people remarked that KanYe got himself nabbed as a P.R. stunt. That’s a hilarious assumption, and mostly stupid. KanYe gets press for any song he produces or rhymes on. So even from a marketing standpoint I don’t see what KanYe could add to his portfolio by being put in the clink. Unless maybe getting arrested removes his obligations to Universal Music Group and now KanYe can sign with Koch and make some real money.

I don’t know a damn thing about KanYe’s business and I can only speculate as to what moves he is about to make but I just want to say that sonn has this shit figured out. As I predicted, the ‘Love Lockdown’ leak is driving the clubs bananas. If your a hater you will say it was because that dude was in jail and ?uestlove was already wearing the shirt.

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I can’t wait to hear the remix featuring Akon, T-Pain, Lil’ Wayne, KanYe and Kellz.

Is it too soon for me to give that track a Grammy?

ye Going back to Cali?

“Nahh, I don’t think so fam.”


NYC = So i.C.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

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This is an incredible iNternets Celebrity weekend in NYC. The i.C.’s are about to take over again with a new video exposing the real estate game in New York City. Is it really real sonn?!?

But before that drops into your virtual inboxes there will be a few i.C. appearances around Manhattan.

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Rooftop Films screens ‘Checkmate’ as part of the NYC Non-Fiction short film series. This screening is to benefit the Open Roads School for the Arts. Come see ‘Checkmate’ on a big ass screen on the rooftop of an NYC high school. Afterwards we all go to an open bar party sponsored by Rooftop Films at Fontana’s bar on Orchard Street.


Venue: on the roof of the Open Road H.S. rooftop
Address: 350 Grand Street @ Essex (Lower East Side)
Date: 09.12.08.
Directions: F/J/M/Z to Essex / Delancey
8:00pm: Doors Open
8:30pm: Sound Fix presents live music by New Rap Order
9:00pm: Films
11:30pm: Open bar at Fontana’s with complimentary beer courtesy of Radeberger Pilsner
Tickets: $9

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The iNternets Celebrities are at interestingNY.

Dallas Penn, of the iNternets Celebrities will give the audience a firsthand tour through an NYC corner store colloquially known as the bodega. Dallas Penn will explain the finer points of the Bodega Food Pyramid.

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Date: Saturday, September 13, 2008
Time: 10:00AM to 6:00PM.
Venue: The Katie Murphy Amphitheater at FIT
Address: 7th Avenue at 27th Street (Building D)
Tickets: $35

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ASHER ROTH vs. HELTAH SKELTAH

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

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TERRENCE is creating a couple of videos from the Heltah Skeltah ‘Da Incredible Rap Team’ preview party at S.O.B.’s that we went to the other week.

The question of the night was “Who is Asher Roth?”

Sonn brought out the high heels fa’sho. I think it inspired Ruck and Rock to gussy up their grime game and get glossy. Take note underground rap music fans, the times are past where you could come to a show without bathing and brushing your teeth.

That means you Dallas Penn.

NYTimes: In the Seventh Year…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

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And in the seventh year after the fall, the dust and debris of the towers cleared. And it became plain at last what had been wrought.

For the wreckage begat greed; and it came to pass that while America’s young men and women fought, other Americans enriched themselves. Beguiling the innocent, they did backdate options, and they did package toxic mortgage securities and they did reprice risk on the basis that it no more existed than famine in a fertile land.

Thereby did the masters of the universe prosper, with gold, with silver shekels, with land rich in cattle and fowl, with illegal manservants and maids, with jewels and silk, and with Gulfstream V business jets; yet the whole land did not prosper with them. And it came to pass, when the housing bubble burst, that Main Street had to pay for the Wall Street party.

For Bush ruled over the whole nation and so sure was he of his righteousness that he did neglect husbandry.

And he took his nation into desert wars and mountain wars, but, lo, he thought not to impose taxation, not one heifer nor sheep nor ox did Bush demand of the rich. And it came to pass that the nation fell into debt as boundless as the wickedness of Sodom. For everyone, Lehman not least, was maxed out.

So heavy was the burden of war, and of bailing out Fannie and Freddie, and of financing debt with China, that not one silver shekel remained to build bridges, nor airports, nor high-speed trains, nor even to take care of wounded vets; and the warriors returning unto their homes from distant combat thought a blight had fallen on the land.

So it was in the seventh year after the fall of the towers. And still Bush did raise his hands to the Lord and proclaim: “I will be proved right in the end!”

And around the whole earth, which had stood with America, there arose a great trouble, for it seemed to peoples abroad that a great nation, rich in flocks and herds and land and water, had been cast among thorns and Philistines; its promise betrayed, its light dimmed, its armies stretched, its budget broken, its principles compromised, its dollar diminished.

And it came to pass that this profligate nation, drinking oil with insatiable thirst, could not cure itself of this addiction, and so its wealth was transferred to other nations that did not always wish it well.

Wherefore the balance of power in the world was altered in grievous ways, and new centers of authority arose, and they were no more persuaded by democracy than was the Pharaoh.

For Bush ruled over the whole nation, and so sure was he of his righteousness that he did neglect the costs of wanton consumption. And he believed that if the Lord created fossil fuel, fossil fuel must flow without end, as surely as the grape will yield wine.

Therefore, in the seventh year after the fall, with 1,126 of the slain still unidentified, their very beings rendered unto dust, their souls inhabiting the air of New York, it seemed that one nation had become two; and loss, far from unifying the people, had sundered the nation.

For the rich, granted tax breaks more generous than any blessing, grew richer, and incomes in the middle ceased to rise, and workers saw jobs leaving the land for that region called Asia. And some fought wars while others shopped; and some got foreclosed while others got clothes. And still Bush spake but few listened.

Behold, so it was in the seventh year, and it seemed that America was doubly smitten, from without and within.

And, lo, a strange thing did come to pass. For as surely as the seasons do alternate, so the ruler and party that have brought woe to a nation must give way to others who can lead their people to plenty. How can the weary, flogged ass bear honey and balm and almonds and myrrh?

Yet many Americans believed the exhausted beast could still provide bounty. They did hold that a people called the French was to blame. They did accuse a creation called the United Nations. They did curse the ungodly sophisticates of Gotham and Hollywood and sinful Chicago; and, lo, they proclaimed God was on their side, and carried a gun, and Darwin was bunk, and truth resided in Alaska.

For Bush ruled over the whole nation and so sure was he of his righteousness that he did foster division until it raged like a plague. Each tribe sent pestilence on the other.

And in the seventh year after the fall, the dust and debris of the towers cleared. And it became plain at last what had been wrought — but not how the damage would be undone.

-ROGER COHEN, Op-Ed Columnist

‘YE TUDDA’s LOVE IS ON LOCKDOWN…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

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Here’s why I’m fucking with this track…


‘Ye Tudda – ‘Love Lockdown’

Everything on the upcoming ‘Ye Tudda project will be even hotter than this joint, and this joint knocks major on some Billy Dee Williams Colt 45 house piano jungle soul music shit.

Go here and download this song and play it on a loop.

I remember when I went to the listening session for the ‘Graduation’ album (Plain Pat what up?!) and I first heard ‘Flashing Lights’. I immediately knew that shit was gonna be some everlasting club banger. Anytime those violins come on over the club speakers all the broads get crazy. I can’t wait to see how this song looks in the club. I think its gonna be banana bread insanity. Some shit where people get so frenzied on the dance floor that someone ends up getting merc’ked and stuffed in a janitor’s closet.

I’m certainly not advocating violence on anyone, but if you have ever been in love then you already know that sometimes you have to kick some ass of the people you love. A kick, a punch, a motherfucking slap. I’m talking about love y’all and that shit will make you wanna holler. I can’t tell you how many times I saw my parents keep it real like Evander Holyfield. I can also tell you that when I became a man I saw that they loved each other harder than the hardest diamond, especially my father. Love is gonna hurt your bitch ass in more ways than one.

How many of you fags will stand up again after heartbreak?

I live for that heartbreak shit.

*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*

Video: Where is the love? KanYe West locked down.