Archive for April, 2009

The Roots Jam Session: April Fools…

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

dp x dice raw

Last night’s Jam Session with the Roots at the Highline Ballroom was a damp affair.

Imagine the smell of soaking wet frat boy, Pabst Blue Ribbon beerfarts, the stinkiest, most delicious white boy weed and ether dripping from the microphones.

I have a few clips from the show but the very best part I couldn’t film because 1) some frat boys got me lifted, 2) I was getting my DP 2-step Harlem shake right.

I climaxed [ll] after ?uestlove began a drum solo which morphed into a Fela Kuti cover which then transformed into a high-speed, funky drummer rendition of Kool G Rap’s ‘Men At Work’. It was so brilliant and dazzling that I don’t think a video camera could convey the energy and vibrations of the moment.

I may have seen the Roots perform ten thousand times at this point, but I am always transfixed by their improvisation and their willingness to humble themselves for their craft. Tickets are available to the upcoming shows at the Highline Ballroom. I’ll be there. So should you…

The Roots Jam Session: FaShawn

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

One of rap music’s “fresh men” comes out to jam with the Roots.

Black Thought proceeds to ether the microphone right after young scrappy has said his piece.

These young boys better start gripping up on the mic if they want to spit on the same stage as Black Thought.

Is all I’m saying…


Fashawn x Black Thought = Roots Jam from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Who Is For The Children?!?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

broken doll

DP Iz 4 Tha’ Kidz…

The US economy has dipped so low that even white babies are being abandoned on the sidewalks.

White baby dolls that is.

Reminiscing on the Kenneth Clark experiments of the 1950’s we find that in a downturned, depressed economy not even the doll that resembles a white child is one that people want to adopt.

INTERNETS = INTER-connected NETworkS…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

lol ratz

I have noticed that some folks are honestly afraid to embrace their internets status.

They giggle when they say the ‘S’ at the end as if that is a guilty pleasure.

Being an internets however is an actual fact.

There are many inter-connected networks that we use to commune across the globe to share our ideas on everything from politics to fashion from profundity to fundamentalism.

Finding people that share your common values is the triumph of the trinity featuring God, AL GORE and GEORGE BUSH Jr.

Long live the internets.

BO KNOWS ASHER ROTH…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

bo knows

While searching for Asher Roth my homey TERRENCE ELENTENY has come across another white rapper.

This guy calls himself Bo Fa’Sho and sadly enough he is better than 90% of the rapper you will hear on the radio today.