A leak had sprung the moment OPRAH guided people to the website where they would get their “free chicken” coupons. The servers that hosted the KFC website were stalling or just crashing outright from the bandwidth overload of people looking to come up on the deal of the century (so far). I mean, who doesn’t like free? I love free (no 106 & Park ho) as much or more than the regular guy but I love the free that is exclusive to me only. You see if everyone is coming up then I have no satisfaction in the come up.
I need to feel special, because I am special, but mostly I have a need for attention that exceeds the normal person. I write a daily weblog for crissakes, with the notion that someone is reading this shit. That right there should tip you off to the fact that I have issues. It’s not like I’m doing the public a good service by posting music or videos. I’m mostly here writing down my thoughts on popular culture and current events as if you even cared. Basically, I’m making the point that I have some fucking nerve to throw shit on OPRAH WINFREY.
This lady is opening the doors to free food for millions of people. When I was in Barbados last year I had a major jones for KFC that had Chocolate Snowflake rather pertubed. You know the attitude, why go to a foreign country to eat shit? But there was just something about the signage or the fact that those damn KFC locations were on every block. I satisfied my craving with four O.G. wings and the mash and gravy side. You know what, it wasn’t too bad after all. I haven’t had any KFC upon my return to the States. Even after my epic video in front of the multi-branded restaurant I still kept it moving.
What I found the most interesting is that OPRAH’s constituency has no problem with her telling them to consume shitty food. How do you go from Hermes bags and a luxury lifestyle to waiting on line for two pieces of free chicken. Is this what the most influential woman in this country is reduced to? OPRAH was being cast as a kingmaker right after the election of BARACK OBAAMA to the presidency and now she is the pitchman for a fried chicken business. I’m wondering now if the internets rumors were true… The free chicken is part of the stimulus package.
